huge tits thread, bonus for nice fake nails
>>674365557
Post more bea flora fam.
>>674365993
caaaaaaaaaan do!
>>674365226
About to go out and smoke these shitty cigs. Listening to music. I dont feel like binging on Supernatural anymore.
>>674365491
Fuck i thought i set it to be titled feels thread mk2
>>674365491
Thank god I got my horseman images back.
>>674365491
Anyways, coolio.
I'm guessing they're joints cause I saw a bit of shake in one of your pictures.
Although I know that 'Never Knows Best' is supposed to be written on cigs so I may be wrong.
ITT: post the last pic you fapped to. GO!
kill yourself pedo faggot your very presence brings shame to anyone near it
>>674365933
anyone want to see a photoshop of her with boobs reply to this post
I HATE CP!!!!!!!
You need to be permanently banned you faggot
>>674363930
WAITING FOR OP TO GET
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>674363930
cornhub.com
Post your cat, others rate your cat and tell you what they would do to it
I would pet all your cats and tell them they are good.
>>674365722
9/10 cat. Nice amount of fluff and good coloring. Would pet
My strange cat.
Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/
>I want you to be my first
Well you see, there's your problem.
>>674365181
ethan bradberry/10
> "I want you to be my first"
Who says that
>>674365324
Kek
i'm gay. what should i do?
Be gayer
>>674364817
Don't tell that guy, that's for sure.
>i'm gay
That was obvious, OP.
>what should i do?
Inform everyone who doesn't know and enjoy life with other gay partners. Or an hero, I don't care.
>>674364933
This is true.
Why is /pol/ so mean?
They found out about some French app
and made people cry the jerks
Want her set? Call her a slut for more
slut
slut
>>674365177
Checked. Also slut
Dirty slut
Loli?
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>674365171
This is a lovely picture, but you still need to post more than one.
>>674365100
Who was she again?
>>674365392
Minda i think shes from loz the twilight princess
>Be me
>15
>Having a rough time
>start playing waifu VN games to kill depession
>They make me feel like i'm not empty inside
>Play a pretty good one
>Characters are funny and shit
>Doesn't make me wanna cry like 4chans VNs
>All the girls a are martial artist, MC is cool.
>Ownes Hermit Crabs
>Unaware of what are so google them
>Fucking Adorable
>Run to pet store buy 3
>Little fuckers practically require no attention except feeding once in a while
>Buy shells and shit for when they get bigger
>Bought a bigger tank the next week
>After a month they are my life.
>spend all my cash on stuff for them
>Toys, food, treats, decorations, ect
>Realise for the first time in life i'm happy to just exist
>Get good grades to get more allowance
>Get job cause allownce isn't enough>
>Spent time outside so Hermit crabs can get more sunlight
>tear off Blackout certains so they can get air and light all day when im gone.
>Family stunned by complete turn around
>No longer moody, edge filled, cave dweller hiding in my room 24/7 browsing /b/
>Haven't called anyone nigger in like 2 months.
>They like hermits too.
>Golem, Undine, and Gary are now members of family
>5 months arfter buying Undine died
>Gave her funeral, little box coffin
>Really sad, don't cry though.
>Don't wanna scare Gary, or Golem.
>Animals can feel that shit.
>Keep going.
>They need me.
>Realise shemight have died because ofsomethingi didn't know about.
>I pretty much only knew that your not supposed to feed them too often.
>Learn that you can't touch them or listen to loud things for extended periods of time or too often.
>Learn they can get sun burns
>Learn that clear shells are bad.
>Undine probably died cause my room was too loud constantly and it spooked her.
>Also maybe held her too much, thats bad aswell.
>Learn through her sacrifice to be a better owner.
>Take up reading as a hobby since its quite and wearing headphones when I watch TV
>I march on.
>A better man.
cont.
>not owning a coconut crab
>A few years later
>19
>Graduated, In college, have good amount of friends.
>Depression was cured by Hermit Crabs.
>Living on my own.
>Golem and Gary still getting along.
>[Crystal] has joined the party.
>Going to school and having a job as always.
>18yo QT3.14 works with me.
>Inittialy not interested.
>She doesn't like the job, kinda moody, abrasive with customers
>Heard her say she is only working so she could move out.
>She's pretty nice to me though.
>Get used to her.
>See her good points
>Couple months have passed since she started.
>asks me to hang out outside work.
>Say sure, we hang out.
>Eventually start dating
>Bring her to my place.
>We hang out a couple times, I have to tell her not to fuck with Golem, Gary and Crystal.
>Crystal is too small for loud sounds so we use headphones to listen to TV.
>She doesn't mind, likes that i'm attentive to my pets.
>Eventually we start dating.
>I think shes pretty cool.
>Always compliments my hobbies
>Says that it's nice i don't spend all my time playing COD are hanging out with Friends
>Likes that i have my own place and live alone even though it isn't big.
>little needy but whatever.
>few more months pass
>Spends 5 days a week at my place.
>Pretty much moves in.
>lots of her stuff here.
>One day she calls me.
>Parents kicked her out
>Asks if she can stay with me
>Hermit crabs tought me to care
>Hermit crabs would want me to help her.
>She moves in.
>She followed my rules, helped pay for stuff, and cleaned up a bit
>First couple weeks were great.
>After that was awful
cont.
Fuck off hermit crabs = cutest crab.
>After 2 months i learn why my GF got kicked out.
>Litteral piece of shit stacy
>GF slowly begins to stop caring about my rules
>Doesn't help with chores
>Only eats fast food if i don't cook.
>Sometimes overspends on makeup/food/bullshit and can't pay for all of her part of the bills
>If she doesn't want it pretty much won't pay for it, shit like towles soaps and cleaning stuff is all on me.
>Eats at me but Pussy is great so i'm willing to forgive most of it.
>Stuff i won't forgive deals with my Hermit Crabs.
>Fucking Gary, Golem and Crystal are sacred
>Lay down law about being loud and shit.
>Went so far as to fuck with Cords on Tv so sound quality is shit and you have to use wifeless headphones i bought.
>Shit are good though
>150$ pair, comfortable and shit, long range.
>Best Buy has best buys.
>Found cigarettes on table.
>Made Extra super sure she knew she can't smoke in the house.
>She makes up excuse that she only does it outside once in a while.
>frogets to feed my crabs when i ask her to so i adjust their eating habits a bit
>She asks if she can invite a friend over
>"Just don't be too loud."
>Friend isn't too bad
>Comes over a few times
cont.
>Eventually she stops asking to bring people over
>1 friend becomes 2
>2 to 3
>Each louder than the last
>Group becomes exponentially louder
>Eventually notice it was taking a toll on Crystal and even Gary seemed displeased
>tell her not to bring people over.
>by this time at least 15 different people had come to my appartment one time or another
>sometimes in groups others alone.
>She seems to take it as don't bring people over when i'm home.
>only a week after a told her i start to see the crabs showing signs of being spooked again.
>Come home early one day and catch her
>She just says sorry and plays it off
>She doesn't stop though.
>Start messing with hours so i work similar shifts as her. cant do much though since school.
>Eventually i start to smell fabreeze/candles/ect everywhere when i get home.
>Come home one day and GF and friends were ripping a bong 5 feet from Hermits.
>Fucking Mad but don't start screeming.
>Don't want to her crabs more.
>Grab crabs quikly.
>Don't too quickly so i don't hurt.
>Place is small tank in my room.
>GF sees me glaring whole time.
>Some how takes angry silence as an OK goes back to smoking.
>Come back out see everyone still there.
>Ask everyone to leave pretty nicley.
>GF seems peeved and try to get me to let them stay
>Not having it make everyone leave.
>Talk at her
>Not with at.
>No room for discussion
>Tell her I WON'T let her smoke in my house EVER
>Nobdy can come over anymore EVER
>Doesn't like it? She can move.
>Shes pissed but i shut her down anytime she tries to argue back.
>She stays at her friends that night.
>Crabs chill in my room the next few days.
cont.
hey /b/ I'm feeling a bit down can you cheer me up guys?
>>674364334
thanks dude
>>674364436
but shit it was 99 cents!
>>674364487
it's about to get naughty here
yo recommend a movie for me to watch...
inb4 the grifter
Love Exposure
>>674363458
STALKER
film your own death and watch it
>>674363458
Tarzan Fucks a Zebra. Staring Russel Crow
High stakes nintendo rolling. You must fap to what you get.
No rerolls.
>>674362778
re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-rolllll
whats your top 3 champ masteries /b/?
These guys
Ekko Zed Velkoz
fuck your fun
>>674365085
>Ekko
drink bleach
>>674364898
Puck, Clock & Dazzle
left or right?
R
>>674364753
right
>>674364882
left
YLYL thread
>tfw you set up a craigslist hookup but you're too shy to go through with it
I guess that means i've got to get all my whoring done on /b/...
requests?
Chad here. How's it feel to be a beta virgin?
/chad/ here, would feel bad man
>>674364093
Pretty good.
My dick doesn't have a rash, no warts on my genitals either, and I have all of my money that I haven't spent yet.
Overall 10/10
>>674364093
sup Chad, strange guy here
how's it feel to have your life defined by being able to attract females, and nothing else related to your own self worth?
Auschad here. I reckon it'd be shit. Feel bad for he blokes i see out and about dressed like fat matrix cowboys. Wanna just slap em and say Fuck is wrong with you?
