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>>674362024
meh/10
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>>674362024
Need more pics, perfect teeth
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>>674362558
Seriously, in case you thought I was being a dick, I need to see more of those teeth OP, they're amazing
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>>674362024
Dreamy nerdy girl. I bet she is pretty dominant in relationships and wild in bed.
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>>674362024
from waist up she looks like a shy nerdy girl, waist down looks like some nigger's fucktoy

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huge tits thread, bonus for nice fake nails
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>>674365557
Post more bea flora fam.
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>>674365993
caaaaaaaaaan do!
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>>674365557
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>>674365226
About to go out and smoke these shitty cigs. Listening to music. I dont feel like binging on Supernatural anymore.
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>>674365491
ok
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>>674365491
Fuck i thought i set it to be titled feels thread mk2
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>>674365491
Thank god I got my horseman images back.
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>>674365491
Anyways, coolio.
I'm guessing they're joints cause I saw a bit of shake in one of your pictures.
Although I know that 'Never Knows Best' is supposed to be written on cigs so I may be wrong.

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ITT: post the last pic you fapped to. GO!
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kill yourself pedo faggot your very presence brings shame to anyone near it
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>>674365933
anyone want to see a photoshop of her with boobs reply to this post

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I HATE CP!!!!!!!
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You need to be permanently banned you faggot
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>>674363930
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>>674363930
WAITING FOR OP TO GET

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>>674363930

cornhub.com

Post your cat, others rate your cat and tell you what they would do to it
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>>674365208
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I would pet all your cats and tell them they are good.
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>>674365722
9/10 cat. Nice amount of fluff and good coloring. Would pet
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My strange cat.

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Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/
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>I want you to be my first

Well you see, there's your problem.
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>>674365181
ethan bradberry/10
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> "I want you to be my first"
Who says that
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>>674365324
Kek

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i'm gay. what should i do?
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Be gayer
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>>674364817
Don't tell that guy, that's for sure.
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>i'm gay
That was obvious, OP.

>what should i do?
Inform everyone who doesn't know and enjoy life with other gay partners. Or an hero, I don't care.
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>>674364933
This is true.

Why is /pol/ so mean?

They found out about some French app
and made people cry the jerks
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Want her set? Call her a slut for more
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slut
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slut
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>>674365177
Checked. Also slut
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Dirty slut

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Loli?
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I want to have sex with Mari.
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>>674365171
This is a lovely picture, but you still need to post more than one.
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R34
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>>674365100
Who was she again?
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>>674365392
Minda i think shes from loz the twilight princess

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>Be me
>15
>Having a rough time
>start playing waifu VN games to kill depession
>They make me feel like i'm not empty inside
>Play a pretty good one
>Characters are funny and shit
>Doesn't make me wanna cry like 4chans VNs
>All the girls a are martial artist, MC is cool.
>Ownes Hermit Crabs
>Unaware of what are so google them
>Fucking Adorable
>Run to pet store buy 3
>Little fuckers practically require no attention except feeding once in a while
>Buy shells and shit for when they get bigger
>Bought a bigger tank the next week
>After a month they are my life.
>spend all my cash on stuff for them
>Toys, food, treats, decorations, ect
>Realise for the first time in life i'm happy to just exist
>Get good grades to get more allowance
>Get job cause allownce isn't enough>
>Spent time outside so Hermit crabs can get more sunlight
>tear off Blackout certains so they can get air and light all day when im gone.
>Family stunned by complete turn around
>No longer moody, edge filled, cave dweller hiding in my room 24/7 browsing /b/
>Haven't called anyone nigger in like 2 months.
>They like hermits too.
>Golem, Undine, and Gary are now members of family
>5 months arfter buying Undine died
>Gave her funeral, little box coffin
>Really sad, don't cry though.
>Don't wanna scare Gary, or Golem.
>Animals can feel that shit.
>Keep going.
>They need me.
>Realise shemight have died because ofsomethingi didn't know about.
>I pretty much only knew that your not supposed to feed them too often.
>Learn that you can't touch them or listen to loud things for extended periods of time or too often.
>Learn they can get sun burns
>Learn that clear shells are bad.
>Undine probably died cause my room was too loud constantly and it spooked her.
>Also maybe held her too much, thats bad aswell.
>Learn through her sacrifice to be a better owner.
>Take up reading as a hobby since its quite and wearing headphones when I watch TV
>I march on.
>A better man.

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>not owning a coconut crab
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>A few years later
>19
>Graduated, In college, have good amount of friends.
>Depression was cured by Hermit Crabs.
>Living on my own.
>Golem and Gary still getting along.
>[Crystal] has joined the party.
>Going to school and having a job as always.
>18yo QT3.14 works with me.
>Inittialy not interested.
>She doesn't like the job, kinda moody, abrasive with customers
>Heard her say she is only working so she could move out.
>She's pretty nice to me though.
>Get used to her.
>See her good points
>Couple months have passed since she started.
>asks me to hang out outside work.
>Say sure, we hang out.
>Eventually start dating
>Bring her to my place.
>We hang out a couple times, I have to tell her not to fuck with Golem, Gary and Crystal.
>Crystal is too small for loud sounds so we use headphones to listen to TV.
>She doesn't mind, likes that i'm attentive to my pets.
>Eventually we start dating.
>I think shes pretty cool.
>Always compliments my hobbies
>Says that it's nice i don't spend all my time playing COD are hanging out with Friends
>Likes that i have my own place and live alone even though it isn't big.
>little needy but whatever.
>few more months pass
>Spends 5 days a week at my place.
>Pretty much moves in.
>lots of her stuff here.
>One day she calls me.
>Parents kicked her out
>Asks if she can stay with me
>Hermit crabs tought me to care
>Hermit crabs would want me to help her.
>She moves in.
>She followed my rules, helped pay for stuff, and cleaned up a bit
>First couple weeks were great.
>After that was awful

cont.

Fuck off hermit crabs = cutest crab.
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>After 2 months i learn why my GF got kicked out.
>Litteral piece of shit stacy
>GF slowly begins to stop caring about my rules
>Doesn't help with chores
>Only eats fast food if i don't cook.
>Sometimes overspends on makeup/food/bullshit and can't pay for all of her part of the bills
>If she doesn't want it pretty much won't pay for it, shit like towles soaps and cleaning stuff is all on me.
>Eats at me but Pussy is great so i'm willing to forgive most of it.
>Stuff i won't forgive deals with my Hermit Crabs.
>Fucking Gary, Golem and Crystal are sacred
>Lay down law about being loud and shit.
>Went so far as to fuck with Cords on Tv so sound quality is shit and you have to use wifeless headphones i bought.
>Shit are good though
>150$ pair, comfortable and shit, long range.
>Best Buy has best buys.
>Found cigarettes on table.
>Made Extra super sure she knew she can't smoke in the house.
>She makes up excuse that she only does it outside once in a while.
>frogets to feed my crabs when i ask her to so i adjust their eating habits a bit
>She asks if she can invite a friend over
>"Just don't be too loud."
>Friend isn't too bad
>Comes over a few times

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>Eventually she stops asking to bring people over
>1 friend becomes 2
>2 to 3
>Each louder than the last
>Group becomes exponentially louder
>Eventually notice it was taking a toll on Crystal and even Gary seemed displeased
>tell her not to bring people over.
>by this time at least 15 different people had come to my appartment one time or another
>sometimes in groups others alone.
>She seems to take it as don't bring people over when i'm home.
>only a week after a told her i start to see the crabs showing signs of being spooked again.
>Come home early one day and catch her
>She just says sorry and plays it off
>She doesn't stop though.
>Start messing with hours so i work similar shifts as her. cant do much though since school.
>Eventually i start to smell fabreeze/candles/ect everywhere when i get home.
>Come home one day and GF and friends were ripping a bong 5 feet from Hermits.
>Fucking Mad but don't start screeming.
>Don't want to her crabs more.
>Grab crabs quikly.
>Don't too quickly so i don't hurt.
>Place is small tank in my room.
>GF sees me glaring whole time.
>Some how takes angry silence as an OK goes back to smoking.
>Come back out see everyone still there.
>Ask everyone to leave pretty nicley.
>GF seems peeved and try to get me to let them stay
>Not having it make everyone leave.
>Talk at her
>Not with at.
>No room for discussion
>Tell her I WON'T let her smoke in my house EVER
>Nobdy can come over anymore EVER
>Doesn't like it? She can move.
>Shes pissed but i shut her down anytime she tries to argue back.
>She stays at her friends that night.
>Crabs chill in my room the next few days.

cont.

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hey /b/ I'm feeling a bit down can you cheer me up guys?
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>>674364334
thanks dude
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>>674364436
but shit it was 99 cents!
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>>674364487
it's about to get naughty here

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yo recommend a movie for me to watch...

inb4 the grifter
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Love Exposure
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>>674363458
STALKER
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film your own death and watch it
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>>674363458
Tarzan Fucks a Zebra. Staring Russel Crow

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High stakes nintendo rolling. You must fap to what you get.

No rerolls.
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>>674362778
re-roll
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>>674362840
re-re-roll
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>>674362840
re-re-rolllll

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whats your top 3 champ masteries /b/?
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These guys
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Ekko Zed Velkoz

fuck your fun
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>>674365085
>Ekko

drink bleach
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>>674364898
Puck, Clock & Dazzle

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left or right?
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>>674364753
Right
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R
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>>674364753
right
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>>674364882
left

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YLYL thread
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>tfw you set up a craigslist hookup but you're too shy to go through with it

I guess that means i've got to get all my whoring done on /b/...
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requests?
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