>>674365100
Who was she again?
>>674365392
Minda i think shes from loz the twilight princess
>Be me
>15
>Having a rough time
>start playing waifu VN games to kill depession
>They make me feel like i'm not empty inside
>Play a pretty good one
>Characters are funny and shit
>Doesn't make me wanna cry like 4chans VNs
>All the girls a are martial artist, MC is cool.
>Ownes Hermit Crabs
>Unaware of what are so google them
>Fucking Adorable
>Run to pet store buy 3
>Little fuckers practically require no attention except feeding once in a while
>Buy shells and shit for when they get bigger
>Bought a bigger tank the next week
>After a month they are my life.
>spend all my cash on stuff for them
>Toys, food, treats, decorations, ect
>Realise for the first time in life i'm happy to just exist
>Get good grades to get more allowance
>Get job cause allownce isn't enough>
>Spent time outside so Hermit crabs can get more sunlight
>tear off Blackout certains so they can get air and light all day when im gone.
>Family stunned by complete turn around
>No longer moody, edge filled, cave dweller hiding in my room 24/7 browsing /b/
>Haven't called anyone nigger in like 2 months.
>They like hermits too.
>Golem, Undine, and Gary are now members of family
>5 months arfter buying Undine died
>Gave her funeral, little box coffin
>Really sad, don't cry though.
>Don't wanna scare Gary, or Golem.
>Animals can feel that shit.
>Keep going.
>They need me.
>Realise shemight have died because ofsomethingi didn't know about.
>I pretty much only knew that your not supposed to feed them too often.
>Learn that you can't touch them or listen to loud things for extended periods of time or too often.
>Learn they can get sun burns
>Learn that clear shells are bad.
>Undine probably died cause my room was too loud constantly and it spooked her.
>Also maybe held her too much, thats bad aswell.
>Learn through her sacrifice to be a better owner.
>Take up reading as a hobby since its quite and wearing headphones when I watch TV
>I march on.
>A better man.
cont.
>not owning a coconut crab
>A few years later
>19
>Graduated, In college, have good amount of friends.
>Depression was cured by Hermit Crabs.
>Living on my own.
>Golem and Gary still getting along.
>[Crystal] has joined the party.
>Going to school and having a job as always.
>18yo QT3.14 works with me.
>Inittialy not interested.
>She doesn't like the job, kinda moody, abrasive with customers
>Heard her say she is only working so she could move out.
>She's pretty nice to me though.
>Get used to her.
>See her good points
>Couple months have passed since she started.
>asks me to hang out outside work.
>Say sure, we hang out.
>Eventually start dating
>Bring her to my place.
>We hang out a couple times, I have to tell her not to fuck with Golem, Gary and Crystal.
>Crystal is too small for loud sounds so we use headphones to listen to TV.
>She doesn't mind, likes that i'm attentive to my pets.
>Eventually we start dating.
>I think shes pretty cool.
>Always compliments my hobbies
>Says that it's nice i don't spend all my time playing COD are hanging out with Friends
>Likes that i have my own place and live alone even though it isn't big.
>little needy but whatever.
>few more months pass
>Spends 5 days a week at my place.
>Pretty much moves in.
>lots of her stuff here.
>One day she calls me.
>Parents kicked her out
>Asks if she can stay with me
>Hermit crabs tought me to care
>Hermit crabs would want me to help her.
>She moves in.
>She followed my rules, helped pay for stuff, and cleaned up a bit
>First couple weeks were great.
>After that was awful
cont.
Fuck off hermit crabs = cutest crab.
>After 2 months i learn why my GF got kicked out.
>Litteral piece of shit stacy
>GF slowly begins to stop caring about my rules
>Doesn't help with chores
>Only eats fast food if i don't cook.
>Sometimes overspends on makeup/food/bullshit and can't pay for all of her part of the bills
>If she doesn't want it pretty much won't pay for it, shit like towles soaps and cleaning stuff is all on me.
>Eats at me but Pussy is great so i'm willing to forgive most of it.
>Stuff i won't forgive deals with my Hermit Crabs.
>Fucking Gary, Golem and Crystal are sacred
>Lay down law about being loud and shit.
>Went so far as to fuck with Cords on Tv so sound quality is shit and you have to use wifeless headphones i bought.
>Shit are good though
>150$ pair, comfortable and shit, long range.
>Best Buy has best buys.
>Found cigarettes on table.
>Made Extra super sure she knew she can't smoke in the house.
>She makes up excuse that she only does it outside once in a while.
>frogets to feed my crabs when i ask her to so i adjust their eating habits a bit
>She asks if she can invite a friend over
>"Just don't be too loud."
>Friend isn't too bad
>Comes over a few times
cont.
>Eventually she stops asking to bring people over
>1 friend becomes 2
>2 to 3
>Each louder than the last
>Group becomes exponentially louder
>Eventually notice it was taking a toll on Crystal and even Gary seemed displeased
>tell her not to bring people over.
>by this time at least 15 different people had come to my appartment one time or another
>sometimes in groups others alone.
>She seems to take it as don't bring people over when i'm home.
>only a week after a told her i start to see the crabs showing signs of being spooked again.
>Come home early one day and catch her
>She just says sorry and plays it off
>She doesn't stop though.
>Start messing with hours so i work similar shifts as her. cant do much though since school.
>Eventually i start to smell fabreeze/candles/ect everywhere when i get home.
>Come home one day and GF and friends were ripping a bong 5 feet from Hermits.
>Fucking Mad but don't start screeming.
>Don't want to her crabs more.
>Grab crabs quikly.
>Don't too quickly so i don't hurt.
>Place is small tank in my room.
>GF sees me glaring whole time.
>Some how takes angry silence as an OK goes back to smoking.
>Come back out see everyone still there.
>Ask everyone to leave pretty nicley.
>GF seems peeved and try to get me to let them stay
>Not having it make everyone leave.
>Talk at her
>Not with at.
>No room for discussion
>Tell her I WON'T let her smoke in my house EVER
>Nobdy can come over anymore EVER
>Doesn't like it? She can move.
>Shes pissed but i shut her down anytime she tries to argue back.
>She stays at her friends that night.
>Crabs chill in my room the next few days.
cont.
hey /b/ I'm feeling a bit down can you cheer me up guys?
>>674364334
thanks dude
>>674364436
but shit it was 99 cents!
>>674364487
it's about to get naughty here
yo recommend a movie for me to watch...
inb4 the grifter
Love Exposure
>>674363458
STALKER
film your own death and watch it
>>674363458
Tarzan Fucks a Zebra. Staring Russel Crow
High stakes nintendo rolling. You must fap to what you get.
No rerolls.
>>674362778
re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-rolllll
whats your top 3 champ masteries /b/?
These guys
Ekko Zed Velkoz
fuck your fun
>>674365085
>Ekko
drink bleach
>>674364898
Puck, Clock & Dazzle
left or right?
R
>>674364753
right
>>674364882
left
YLYL thread
>tfw you set up a craigslist hookup but you're too shy to go through with it
I guess that means i've got to get all my whoring done on /b/...
requests?
Chad here. How's it feel to be a beta virgin?
/chad/ here, would feel bad man
>>674364093
Pretty good.
My dick doesn't have a rash, no warts on my genitals either, and I have all of my money that I haven't spent yet.
Overall 10/10
>>674364093
sup Chad, strange guy here
how's it feel to have your life defined by being able to attract females, and nothing else related to your own self worth?
Auschad here. I reckon it'd be shit. Feel bad for he blokes i see out and about dressed like fat matrix cowboys. Wanna just slap em and say Fuck is wrong with you?
Any faggot on here from dallas (214) ????
Can anyone help me with hooking it up with some meth? I havent been able to find any.
I use to cold cop heroin off of Dennis ln and Royal ln but that's a drive and its in the hood
cmon phaggots im trying to tweak tonight
>>674359921
Got bitcoins kid?
>>674359015
found the cop
fuck off fbi
Does anyone know the background story of this picture?
>>674363804
are you really that retarded
Yes.
I personally don't, but you asked if anyone does. I'm sure the man in the picture and possibly the photographer know the background of that photo.
I hope that answers your question. Welcome to 4chan!
>>674364025
tell me then
I'm curious as well.
ITT: We post our favorite songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI
>>674362714
fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7CUOa7wsd0
>>674362714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
>be me
>got drunk and sent dick pic to friend of 6 years that is a female
>dick was next to lynx can and was bigger
>get told that she show'd EVERYONE in her Eng class
>confront her and get told she showed only 2 people in which i am mates with
>also told that girl 2 said "holy shit its big"
>man 1 who saw messages me and tells me that i should be proud
>feel better but still in a cold sweat
>take today off school as i am sick
>get message from other friend saying that my english teacher walked into class saw that i wasnt there and said "Anon is most likely to embarrassed to come to school today or drowning in self pity because he took a 'schlong shot'
>only been told by one person
The class has open rafters and im gonna walk in and neck or im gonna wink at her and tell her to meet me after calss
lmao prolly got a small dick fag boy
>sending dick pics on messenger
>>674364209
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What the fuck is Lynx?
cock/cum tributes you've saved
I like my coffee the way I like my women
QUIET
How do you like your women and coffee?
Served to me before I even ask
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
sat out for an hour until its cold and I can finish it quick
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
Yanet Garcia gif or webm thread
>>674363644
Heard her bf is a cod Faze player. Lucky fgt
>>674363644
i'd literally eat her shit. that ass is divine.
>>674364333
>>674363644
This is now a get thread.
Check em
>>674364488
shit nigga
This is it boys, I've seen it all. The sucking of a prolapsed anus is the pinnacle of debauchery, it has to be. The thing of it is, I didn't even flinch at seeing it and now I am genuinely curious as to what it would taste like. Who would not rub their pinky around the smoldering and steaming crimson treasure until that little indentation is found where the tongue could most easily rest and find the greatest piquancy of delight? Only this heroine, being a woman incapable of summoning creative energy, did not think to pinch the little apple imitation to see how it molds around the fingers. Who among you gentlemen would not squeeze just until you hear a yelp from its gracious host; the yelp of course would serve as a signal for us to replace our tight clasp with our teeth. From here one may delight with patience for once the prolapsed anus is caught between a man's teeth, there is no rush, no rush at all. From here the sanguine jewel may be spread between the clenched teeth by a gentle movement of the jaws. If one so pleases, one may bite down just hard enough to rupture the prolapsed sanctity and release from it the juices which would render even Bacchus envious. One has to be careful here not to mistake the taste of blood for the splendid, unique flavor of the fruit's substance; once the distinction is made, the tongue can never again know pleasure unless it comes from the innards of a prolapsed anus. Yes my brothers, this is a fine sight but alas, the banality of woman prevents us from truly enjoying it.
Full vid so I can fap?
WHAT IN THE CHRIST IS THAT THING AT THE END?
>>674361748
That's some fucked up shit, right there.
>>674362151
It's called a Rosebud.
NEW FAGS CANT TRIFORCE!
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>Orgasm feels as good as when you take a piss after holding it for a while.
Does anybody feels like this?
>>674359312
cobain?
>>674359312
You're doing it wrong or you're a woman
>>674359621
yup
