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>>693382453
Atheist here. I think I'm in love with you Reimu.
right as i was about to pass out
I heard there was a shrine thread around these parts.
>>693382569
>>693382453
Also, monthly reminder, but that's not important.
Good luck with todays threads.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693370820
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always
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Rough pets
>>693379719
>thoughts on competetive and hero balances
The only things that need nerfs are mercy's ultimate coming out instantly.
Roadhog is slightly annoying but he's easy to bait so it's whatever.
hmm. i will check that you gigantic faggot. 007 get>>693380007
>>693380123
Comfy pets.
claimed
We seriously got 3 s/fur/ threads without a single g/fur/?
Cum on guys.
dump iminent
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>693385085
2nd thread, by my count.
oh i saw something funny on tv
ima find it real fast
you'll like this.....
Serious opinions on the Alton Sterling shooting. I personally don't think that race played as big a factor as everyone else is saying. He was a huge guy ressisting arrest. He has been charged a few times for violence, and we know he has quite a temper. Still, I think the police could have handled the situation better. Please don't be cancerous just a serious thread please. I'm black btw...
faggots. reply to my thread. It's been 2 minutes
>>693365097
I cant believe that they went for a gun when they had two officers on top of him.. even if he did have a gun on him there are still other ways to disarm someone when you have them pinned instead of shooting them multiples times almost execution style
I don't know anything about this, but if he was resisting arrest, they're in the clear to shoot him.
>>693365097
well you have to get back to your cotton plantage.
otherwise your slavemaster will be mad
>>693365097
I personally think it just sucks. Like, in a perfect world, he wouldn't have been killed. He didn't deserve to be killed. That being said, I understand why the officers did what they did. I guess I'm honestly indifferent. It just fucking sucks that these things happen.
ITT: Forgotten cartoons PART 2
Bump limit reached on the old one.
>>693383914
>gnome
Fucking leave.
Does anyone remember the one with the duck and the alligator as friends in a city of ducks? I can't remember the name right now
Not many people will remember this one.
what's b smoking tonight?
I've got blue dream with some keif on top going to smoke and watch movies, how about you guys?
also stoner thread
>>693365318
grow the fuck up, no one cares
>>693365318
Interest bump
>>693365318
Nothing special tonight. I don't buy a lot of high quality weed and my best sources have either moved to Florida or heroined himself to death. What I have gets the job done. That's all I care about (though taste is not too far behind in second.)
I need to clean my bubbler badly, though. I've tried boiling, soaking in isopropyl alcohol, pipe cleaners and any combination of them. Any thoughts?
Op here I'm also open to movie suggestions
>>693365968
I have the exact same problem and ive done the exact same thing
time to roll
Rolololol
rol
>>693377531
Roll
oooohkay
Rollerino
Trips has their wish (that /b/ can actually grant) GRANTED
my wish is that /b/ find a drawfag that will draw us at /pol/ our newest comic idea. We are desperate. We have money to pay them, $50 every 2 weeks.
send nudes
destroy ISIS
$100 US right now!
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fuck spreadsheets
no thank you
raccoon da fuk is this shit
>>693370587
some picture Eddy did a while ago
spreadsheets are no fun
New s/fur?
New s/fur.
I wanna be inside a shark grills.
Pics you shouldn't share cont. part deuce
from >>693364745
please more of her
>>693376944
Black Live's Matter.
>Black Live is Matter
No shit.
No they don't.
No lives matter.
Black lives matter is cancer
Trips becomes the new meme/forced meme.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
I'm finally going to be a meme!
Post Curvy Asian/Japanese Women!
Need to fill up my folder again.
Any of these fine looking chicks have a names we can look up? Need to fap
>>693345338
Your thread was too specific, OP. People already don't link Asians with being curvy or having much figure at all. You should have just named it 'Sexy Asians' thread or some shit.
Bumping because I don't think this thread will be up for very long.
Femanon here, you guys need to stop being down on yourself a about your dicks. All this BBC shit is nonsense. How about a cock positivity thread? All cocks are beautiful!
I'm a grill btw
Mines average nothing much. Ex wasn't satisfied with it but she is a bit of a slut hence why I am no longer with her. Only girl I have been with.
white dick appreciation thread?
bump
Drawthread
>>693364664
>Is she thinking about her ears...?
she's thinking about her tail, she can't lay on the ground because of it
>>693365077
>spray her with a water bottle
heh, on it
>>693365641
>I still see undies on when I asked for naked.
huh, i see, yea
so ?~
>>693365905
...
>>693365819
that's as deep as it'll go m8
>>693365847
I remember somebody requesting stuff like the Red Skull. Anyway, is it a problem? It's from the same game but still different requests, though I'll happily fuck off if it's not welcome.
>>693365998
May I ask for a nude version please?
>>693365840
YURI IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!
WHO WOULDNTT RATHER BE DOMINATED BY HOT THROBBING COCK?
FUCK YOU GAYS
Trap thread.
>get in here
>>693353367
Want to fuck a trap IRL in UK how do?
>>693353948
Back page /craigslist?
No incest thread? Incest thread
>>693337505
We don't need one of these running every day you know.
We just get the same stories coming round again and again. Anybody got any new brother/sister stories?
It's not incest if she's your fucking stepsister you faggot
>>693338924
If this thread is still running when I get home. I'll have my roommate greentext his experience with his sisters when he was younger. Now idea how they got started but I know they still fuck every now and then.
>>693339230
Nice will wait for it
if you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ i'll post my tits with a timestamp. quads and it goes up my bumbum
roll
banana girl is queen of /b/
>>693362189
wow. you can't understand one simple instruction? lol
banana girl is Queen of /b/
Roll
