Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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Previous:>>713697422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
dead
>best way to show dick to my sister besides jacking off with the door open
>accidentally send her picture on the phone
post ideas and stories
drop towel coming outta bathroom
Take a "nap" on the couch with hard on slipping out of your boxers
how about don't.
Take a shower when you know she is there. Wait until you hear her moving or if your house is configured in a way, make an excuse to cross through the room she is in. Get an erection or strong chub and walk into the room, but act surprised she is there all the while just letting it hang out as you casually apologize and tell her how cute she looks.
my grandparents are also home
one time when i was jerking off i left my door open and she walked past and then she walked past again just after that it seemed like she thought I was jerkin it but she was just making sure
>she definitely saw me stroking my cock
>she wears shorts that are to small so her ass is always out
how wouldyou feel if your sibling accidentally sent you a picture of their dong but it was a nice dong
ylyl thread
rekt threat fags?
>>713700045
Did she died??
>>713700513
Merely pretending....
>>713700513
No, she became one with the train, this is how Thomas was born
Rekt threat!
>>713700045
Czech'd and rekt
u know what to do
>>713709272
osama
Jhon
George
wally wylly wu
big pooh
What type of body does your future wife gonna have and what's your body gonna look like in the future? The second last post number decides your wife's body and the last number your body in the future.
Roll
>>713707503
Rrrrarrrl!
>>713707503
rollz
wth
Pic's you shouldn't and faves you saved pt2.
>>713708901
my fave
>>713709021
moar
>>713709162
>>713709216
looks like a major slut. post her anon
Girls you want more of but cant find
>>713707920
>>713707944
>>713708092
mless
/CB1FB94
this
>>713708068
http://m.imgur.com/a/Pkvoh
Medfags needed.
So I'm sick af and had to miss turning in a final project yesterday, but because Obamacare is shit, i couldn't afford to go to the doctor (I have pretty bad stomach problems related to my anxiety). Trying to see if any medfags would be able to write/give me a real template for a note I can bring in tomorrow. something along the lines of "Dear Professor(s), my patient _____(so I can just print out and sign) was unable to make it to class on 11/29 and 11/30. He is now okay to return on 12/1.
Thanks,
(insert medfag signature)"
I
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>>713687363
sounds like you just didn't do your project OP
>>713687516
nah, finished it while having a panic attack the night before. The anxiety left me with an awful case of the runs the next morning so I couldn't drive to class. Here's some more booty
>>713687363
Good luck to you OP.
>>713687882
Thanks anon. This semester has been hell for me, but my lesbian best friend just told me today that she's down to hook up so im trying to be optimistic. Shiiiit i'll even drop stories about her and I hooking up before if someone can do a solid
>>713688324
bump for story, you got any pics of lesbae?
Prove that the earth isn't flat
polar / antartic routes
>>713706002
satelites
>>713706002
Prove that it is.
>protip: OP image doesn't
>>713706087
/thread
Black people
Drawthread: 50% more cooked edition
>Nobody's gonna get that joke
>inb4 shitposting & tuba
Requesting your avatar bring tubavored.
>>713707597
why that one goddamnit
here
taste some of mah autismo draws
Requetsing Yin looking concerned after being "tittyfucked" and cummed on by a huge cock. (aka a tribute to a paheal user called "Thenicestpsycho" http://rule34.paheal.net/user/Thenicestpsycho)
Ref if you want to use black lingerie: https://a.pomf.cat/xpspyk.png or https://a.pomf.cat/ygzhgc.png
Or if you want to go nude: https://a.pomf.cat/dsbcvi.png
a new one ?
Hey new folks
Dozens of lawsuits were filed against delegates from the electoral college yesterday, in an effort to have them declare Hillary Clinton the winner.
This is not over yet. Democratic groups are really putting the pressure on the EC over the next couple of weeks. They will face years of litigation if they don't choose Hillary Clinton as the winner of the election.
Not going to happen. They're just making themselves look silly and childish. Bottom line we're all fucked.
>>713704876
She lost. Your death threats and lawsuits against the electors won't change that. Trump's new DOJ will deal with the scumbags making the death threats too.
I hope that the electors release an email list of the people threatening them so we can help deal with it ourselves.
>>713704876
The witch won't win, OP, even with CNN kissing her feet.
>>713704876
>"If you don't make my person the winner.... I'm gonna sue you.... WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
White bois, right now, I'm up, enjoy the morning.
However, I have bad news: White women desire with flaming intensity superior Black seed. See, White bois just ain't cutting it anymore. It's over for White bois, because their seed is weak. Now, White women just want superior Black seed.
Sorry, White bois. You're just boipussy at this point.
Gotta earn that paycheck huh, anon? :')
Women don't want any "seed"
They just want to be fucked, get money, and not get pregnant and have to raise your baby alone.
White or black, seed doesnt do shit.
You have fun bragging about your jizz on the internet.
I'll enjoy occasionally doing stuff with my dad and not being gunned down by the time I'm 40
post your Hnnnnnnnggg
>>713699834
anni bay hnnnnnnng
what's your sexual fantasy?
>>713706060
Having my aunt ride my dick all night.
>pic related
My best friend telling me she's in love with me while I cum inside of her.
Spoiler: she's not. 50/50 she'll let me fuck her, though.
>>713706200
having sex with his aunt
>>713706906
top kek
>>713706200
>>713706200
fucking this anons aunt
Hot nazi girls
>>713702806
>>713702823
>>713702887
>>713702924
my wife of 5 years left me because she "gets along with her new class mates better than me" so i'm going to thailand for a few months to fuck my feelings away and take a break from western society in the more rural parts. gona try to get an education visa if i really like it there
anyone been before? i have about 2k usd to live off a month + im also going for a "steroid cation" so im not the typical 60 year old fat sexpat. im in good shape and under 30
>>713692269
ppost wife
>>713692269
Seriously, be careful. I heard that turning in foreigners looking for underage girls is becoming a cottage industry there
>>713692269
I spent 2k in 2 weeks there!
Seriously though, condoms always. HIV is rampant there.
All the bitches want your money, so have some serious self control.
It will be shocking how easy it is to fuck underage girls there, especially at beach parties. So, BE SUPER FUCKING CAREFUL. Thai police love busting people there for that kind of stuff.
Try the mushroom smoothies.
>>713693332
fuck naw i aint trying to touch an underage girl. Idk how the law works but it should be 16 if you are from US right? It says aoc is 12 there..
>>713693144
nah not gona reduce myself to her level
>>713692269
Kek u gun get sooooooo many anal warts
The last 2 digits of your post decide the age of the next woman you fuck. Trips unlocks internal virginity.
>>713705304
vigin 4 lyfe
>>713705304
>Trips unlocks internal virginity.
first you have to lock it. fag
>>713705304
get rekt scrubs
>>713705304
under 91 plox
rolls royce
Roll 1-36 for the vag you wreck for the rest of your life
if you miss reroll
>>713708171
rollerino
>>713708171
roll
rule
>>713708253
reroll
>>713708171
roll again
celeb thread
>>713701396
linebacker chloe moretz. her unfeminine shoulders, her flat and uncute chest.
her derpy face.