Anyone wanna volunteer as tribute?
First 48!
>>704774007
Coach Mcguirk
>>704774007
Mr Poopy Butthole
Worried Monkey
I'm trans, ask me anything.
Just did my shot.
Pick a random number (evenly distributed) between 0 and 1. Continue picking
random numbers as long as they keep decreasing; stop picking when you obtain a
number that is greater than the previous one you picked. What is the expected
number of numbers you pick?
>>704771958
Do a shot of bleach to chase it down faggot
how does it feel being a fag
>>704772074
Pretty great
That time again. I'll go first.
My girl and I have been living together since 2009. Double income, no kids wanted. Figured we ought to get married and make it official. I think nothing will change, we'll still be the same loving couple we've been since practically the day we met. She's got a big family, mine is mostly dead. Midwest, so not ultra religious (her side), but not atheists either. I'm not religious, never have been, and would've been perfectly happy with no wedding; going into the courthouse and getting it down in ten minutes after putting the fee down would've been enough for me. Her too, I think, but her parents and grandparents are getting on in age, and they're all traditional, so we decided to go with a normal wedding. Probably 60 people total, down at the campground that's been in her family for over 50 years.
Anyway, the date is fast approaching and we go to meet with the pastor who her grandmother recommended. Nice guy, just doing the typical preacher thing, but the church of course has a set of "guidelines" that they want couples to adhere to in order to marry them. Typically (he said) one of the people in the relationship would have to move elsewhere until the wedding, but in our case he'd make an exception because we've been living together seven years.
He wants us to have two sessions of premarital counseling, and that rubs me the wrong way. I don't feel comfortable with this and don't want to get into a friendship with a guy who we're only meeting because it's a formality. She feels the same. On the one hand I don't want to make any concessions; it's our wedding, and is meant for us, no one else. On the other I know her very religious grandmother would really like this guy to marry us. I hate feeling like I need to concede to something to make someone outside the marriage happy, but obviously being an adult includes making sacrifices. I can expand if anybody cares, but this thread isn't just about me.
Get it off your chest, /b/.
Come on, guys. I know you've got stuff to talk about. Maybe I can offer some advice.
This might sound light, and frankly innocent, but I love this girl in my school and she knows I love her. We're very close, yet she hasn't showed any signs of wanting to 'upgrade' our relationship, what do I do, OP ?
>>704757136
Two options.
1) Take it slow and let things develop. This is what I've done throughout my life and it's been very successful. Then again I've only ever been in two long-term relationships. Try to spark up an ongoing back and forth and if it's something serious, you'll both know.
2) Tell her your feelings. I mean, if you know she feels the same way then this is pretty risk-free. If you wait too long things might fizzle out, of course, and it's never a good feeling to lose something that you could've had.
I'd have to know more about the situation to talk more to it. How old are you? I don't give a shit if you're underage. Just say high school or later.
We both just entered high school, but she skipped years, so she's 2 years younger.I've known her since last year, and we became very close a few months ago, but not close as in 'soulmates', just emotionally attached enough to call each other 'true friends', and a few weeks ago i caught myself thinking about how I just want to hold her, and how she's important to me.Stuff happened, and she found out, though she doesn't know i know that, and since then she's been showing 'signs' , like for instance, she's asked me out to be her pair in a school art test, wjich was a traditional dance style from the south of Brazil (i'm from Brazil), and she's also showed me a song which she said reminded her of me. The name of the song was "ordinary human" from OneRepublic, and it was deppressing af, though very pretty. That's what I can take from the top of my head, any tips ?
Big Tits II
>>704763818
bump
anyone got more of this girl?
where you at anon
>>704763444
CONTINUATION of Hunger Games, from >>704772798
Spades Slick gearing up for the Happy Little Accidents Award
Mooman keeps going after white people.
>>704779429
Holy shit, nice job Spades!
Also, guys, just ignore Spiderman. Giving them attention makes them stay longer.
>>704779429
chloe camilla
Ylyl Racist Edition
>>704775714
zoober
Hey /b/
what happens when you get caught attempting suicide?
>>704757420
They chant "do it faggot"
Hopefully let you finish.
>>704757420
you squash the guy trying to save your life
>>704757420
It's illegal. Punishable by death.
CELEB BREAD V47297
Chubby/BBW/Thick
Bread
http://imgur.com/a/PmdwP
>>704761646
i would lick that from top to bottom :D
OFFICIAL /b/ Loli Thread
This thread has been recognized by the council of elders as being the current active loli thread.
Accept no substitutes.
>>704775316
sauce? Is this even pornographic?
/b/, HE HAS RETURNED! YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
>>704769622
1 damage
>>704768129
Take this, nigger.
>>704769696
1 damage
Sh'es mine, whiteboy, and you can do nothing but lay back and acept it!
She part Elfin?
>>704763425
that nigger look like he wishing he was home with his bf
>>704763425
Official shitpost
>>704763425
5 bucks says you're a sandnigger or a mexifag.
ok /b/
i got these brownies here
trips decides what i do with them
eat some of them
save some for later
high five yourself
Put one brownie in your ass and throw the rest away you disgusting piece of shit
You eat them all. I want video feed.
What's your soda of choice?
>>704752299
Coke. Glad to see Jordyn agrees.
fizzy vimto
>>704752419
She enjoys the soda that shares her name as well.
JEW AID
roll. trips get random pics of their choice. or of my choice. whatever. ROLL
>>704770766
50-54 get
Roll!
Cmon
rolling
Guess your post number and I'll give out her phone number and address
704771660
1900opisafaggot
19901 Nudes instead newfag?
>>704771617
876 easy get
Hunger Games: VILLAIN edition
first 35 are in, using Spy code
Scar
Skynet
Prof. Zoom
Bec Noir
G/fur thread
Femboi edition :)
Bumpin
27 nick names my cat. i say nickname because my girlfriend is gonna say her name is something else im sure. ill call it 27 though.
>>704772329
Two-Sev.
>>704772329
adolf
Isnt this the same cat that had Steve for its name? Something similar atleast
Reroll for steve
>>704772329
flea
So, what do you guys think about this one that happened in Tulsa a few days ago?
> Video of Tulsa police shooting Terence Crutcher sparks outrage
Yahoo article: https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-of-tulsa-police-shooting-terence-crutcher-sparks-outrage-171856828.html
LiveLeak link: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=edc_1474318463
Usually, I'm inclined to side with the police officers, who are out there on the streets having to deal with the worst society has to offer. Thugs, gangbangers, pimps, drug dealers, druggies, rapists, violent abusers, mentally ill maniacs, and general fuck-ups, on a daily basis. And many of these violent criminals are straight fucking savages, who will have no problem fucking up or taking the lives of the good people in their community. Basically, it's a war on the streets and these fucking gangster/thugs/criminals who police so often have to deal with are legitimately seriously dangerous, violent and downright fucking scary people who are roaming the streets and fucking up the lives of others. So, basically, you have to have hardcore cops who are not soft, who are not afraid to confront and deal with these people, and who are ready to get it on and be violent at all times, if the need arises or the situation calls for it.
To those of you who may disagree with me on this, just think about your child running away and being on the streets with these motherfuckers and how awful it would be to have to go to the streets and try to find your child who may be around/with these lowlife motherfucking criminals. If you find yourself in a situation like that, you may just realize how much you actually need and truly appreciate law enforcement.
continued....
>>704759329
Continued from OP:
With that stated, this Tulsa shooting seems to be completely unnecessary. Why the fuck did this woman deem it necessary to shoot this fucking guy? What was he doing that caused her to think that he was a legitimate threat and that she was realistically in imminent danger?
Or, was this shooting somehow justified?
Also, I am incredibly curious about this, with black people being so aware of the recent shootings of black men by police officers, why the fuck do they so often behave in a way that is even possibly considered threatening or suspicious? Why not just put your hands up, hold still, and follow their orders, to try to make sure that you do not get shot?
>>704759329
> worst society has to offer
> mentally ill maniacs
stopped reading
cuckservative and their authoritarian dindus are just the other side of the coin socially
My thought... why was there soo many cops there... why a helicopter?
If his car "broke down" why was it pitched half across both lanes... if his car "broke down" why didn't he call AAA instead of resisting arrest?
>>704759726
Great points. Also, they found PCP in his car... he was clearly high on PCP, cops probably could tell, and he ignored police orders to walk up to car and lean inside as if to grab a weapon.
