Are you a sheeple? (Test)
1. You own an expensive vehicle. You don’t need a $40,000 vehicle to get from point A to point B. The only reason to own a $40,000 car us because you want one. Why do you want one? Because you were told to want one…and you obeyed.
2. You watch the top 10 highest rated television shows. This wouldn’t be the case if the top 10 television shows were beacons of genius. As it stands, the top 10 television shows are beacons of petty ignorance because stupid sells better than genius. The reason stupidity sells so well is because people who don’t think flock towards stupidity because it’s familiar and safe. It reinforces their egos without ever challenging them. If you’re confused as to whether or not you’re a sheeple you can check to see if any of your favorite television shows are on the top of the Neilsen ratings. If you don’t know what the Neilsen ratings are, just Google it.
3. You believe that the music you listen to and the clothes you wear make you unique and/or rebellious. Music and fashion are mass produced consumer goods no matter what label they fall under. I don’t care if you’re hip/hop, grunge, indie, metal, emo, punk, hard core, country, death metal or classical. There’s somebody else out there listening to the same music as you, wearing the same clothes (that were made in the same sweat shops), congratulating themselves for being unique just like you. But you’re not unique. You’re defining your identity by associating it with mass produced consumer products that you’re going to stop listening to/wearing when it goes out of style. I’m not saying you can’t listen to music or wear clothes. Just don’t assume any of it makes you a rebel.
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4. You don’t read or you only read popular fiction. In order to grow and change you need to learn. In order to learn eventually you’re going to have to read a book. If you’re not reading then you’re not learning much outside of the pop culture you’re bombarded with every day.
5. You get along with pretty much everybody. On the surface it sounds noble and virtuous to get along with everybody, but most people are stupid. Stupid people are afraid of ideas. Smart people have ideas. If you’re smart, stupid people won’t like you. If you get along with everybody you either don’t have any ideas to offend their stupidity with or you’re not standing up for your intelligent ideas, and if you’re not going to stand up for what’s right then you’re stupid.
6. Similar to #5:You automatically disagree with people all the time. If you do this you probably don’t notice, but it’s pretty easy to spot when other people do it. So think about this. Non-thinking people don’t weigh pros and cons logically. They just defend what they already believe and automatically reject everything else even if it’s mundane and trivial. If it doesn’t already have a place in their mind already it’s not coming in. So they constantly disagree with other people. They think this makes them smart because they’re so “good” at coming up with arguments and playing the devil’s advocate. The more they shoot down other people’s ideas and shut them up the more smug and maniacally genius it makes them feel, but all they’re really doing is building a higher and higher wall around their mind.
7. Your best friends are stupid. We hang out with people we’re comfortable with. Now be honest. Are your best friends stupid? If they are, then the reason you’re friends with them is because you’re stupid.
8. You have no philosophy or your philosophy is vague to the point of being useless. Here’s a simple sheeple test in one question: What’s your philosophy on life? Don’t have an answer ready to go? Your mind is empty. You’re following the herd.
But don’t take my word for it. Go do a survey. Go ask everyone you know what their philosophy on life is. Most people won’t have an answer. That means they don’t know how to live. So all they can do is just follow the herd and convince themselves that whatever they’re already doing is novel and ideal. But what they’re doing is neither novel nor ideal.
A thinker would be able to immediately give you a summary of their philosophy and tell you a long, arduous story about how they came to that conclusion, and they would go out of their way to make the disclaimer that their answers aren’t conclusive, their journey isn’t over and they’ll have more to say on the matter every year.
9. You believe in religion. All religion is mythology. It’s just stuff humans made up and told their descendants not to question. Believing something that isn’t true and refusing to consider the evidence is the definition of a blind follower. Don’t get mad at me for calling people who worship mythology sheeple. Jesus Christ is a relationship, and not a religion. Do your homework. There are plenty of reliable historical-sources both secular, and Christian sources, which verify both His existence as a real historical person, and God Himself. Don't believe me? Start doing your own homework. I’m also not saying that being an atheist makes you smart and independent either. There are plenty of pop atheists who have rejected religion just because it’s trendy. Materialism is the easy way out, and that makes them sheeple as well. Look into quantum physics, because it totally destroys materialism. The spiritual realm is more real, than this temporary-death of a place.
Well look at this guys big rick and morty brain.
>>767544543
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Wwyd thread
>>767549359
who is this girl does anyone have a insta
>>767549359
Would ask you for her insta so hard... Hng
WWYD?
Guess my illness
>>767547415
Miners Lung.
Gangrene of the foot.
>>767547415
Spiderman
You're a woman.
Chubby thread 2.0
ex chub sub slut of mine
You save you lose
Uncle Tom
>>767549749
every black person is a representative for all other black people
>>767549749
Every black person is representative of the crime stats for other black people
>>767549749
Nigger detected
>>767549988
you contribute to the demographic statistics of demographic that you belong to
white nigger knowledge
What's your excuse?
>>767547762
I have cancer.
And this post gave it to me.
>hitting the gym 5 times a week
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>>767547762
I'm not 5 and don't play with homoerotic action figures from the 80s
What is the hottest porn video you ever saw?
Her footjobs
@767549283
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>>767549283
Daisy's Destruction
>>767549283
I'm still cumming
Sharing my girls nudes on Kik. Love hearing what you fucks think about my woman, kik @anonymouschaner
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>>767542620
Timestamps or fake
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>nigger
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>>767549101
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Latina thread
>>767547960
More
Hey all. Vocaroo chan here! So the other day someone asked me to make a thread where I say the stuff you guys request. I thought I'd give it a go but I'll admit im not 100% on board with it.
Just a heads up though that i will not be saying anything in sexual nature and i cant be extremely loud (id rather not have people hear me lol). Also don't make it long. I can't read what you typed when I record sadly
Also I guess a general AMA/advice too..
I feel more comfortable with those quite honestly
Hey vocaroo Chan! I can't think of anything for you to say at the moment but I would like to ask you why the vocaroo thing?
>>767548637
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1a8bevRRHSi
Do your best animu girl impression
you sounds like a 250 pound 40 year-old whale. kys
Uncut dick thread (mostly whites please?)
>>767546042
Selfsucker spotted
>>767546215
Are you saying I'm able to suck my own dick?
Celeb Thread - /When you order something off the internet and it hasn't even left the fucking depot after THREE GOD DAMN DAYS/ edition.
>>767549061
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ORDERED! GIMMA DAT VJ!
What is the worse torture you can come up with? In class we were tasked with coming up with a torture method and I wanted to so what you guy could come up with.
>No killing
>I have to discuss this in class so try and keep it somewhat censored so I don't look like a complete psychopath.
>>767549433
*Guys...
>>767549433
what kind of class has you come up with torture methods?
>>767549490
Torture class you dummy! How else will I become the King's executioner/Torturer if I don't get a degree?
>>767549433
Marriage
Waifu thread
>Silly spammer you can't stop us edition
>>767549452
You are the only here from picture-posters, you know?
>767549522
That is where you are wrong. Silly spammer, you can't win.
>>767549522
Who are you?
Pics that you fapp to everyday/real life people/friends you know
.Andy’s tight big puckered asshole would you?
>>767540957
you been trying to make this a meme for over a year now. Its never going to stick. Dont you think its time to stop?
>>767540957
>.Andy’s tight big puckered asshole would you?
>>767540957
no
>>767541158
The dreamy steamers will never die. In the cold dark winter, where all the lights have gone out and grave stones litter the country side, there will still be logs.
My wife is a terribly boring lay.
I love her and we have two beautiful kids together. We've been together for 13 years. She's Japanese and I'm Canadian.
I have a very colourful sexual past, and she really doesn't. She's very sexually conservative. I've begun with girls like that before and turned them into pigs, but my wife is unchangeable.
She won't do anything in public.
She won't let me come in her mouth.
She doesn't like porn.
She isn't vocal.
She won't let me touch her asshole at all.
She won't suck balls.
She stops in the middle of a shitty blowjob to wipe the precum from my dick.
She can't roleplay.
She wears basically men's underwear and sports bras. Nothing feminine.
She has no fantasies. None.
The things is that she'll fuck me when I want, but I have to do everything. She'll give me a handjob or blowjob, but she seems bored and disinterested. I've been trying to work on this for years with her.
She's trying a little now, but I've gotten a complex from her complexes. My hormones have died down and worrying about what she's enduring eclipses my own horniness.
Divorce is not an option because I need to be in the house with my kids, and we get along great out of the bedroom.
I'm not even looking for advice, just some commiseration. Anybody else have these issues?
I'll keep posting big brown Japanese tits for S&G.
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Why the fuck did you marry someone you're not sexually compatible with?
Yeah why don't you prove it and show pictures of your wife you fucking fat faggot
>>767544632
> I've begun with girls like that before and turned them into pigs, but my wife is unchangeable.
Any requests anons?
>>767544742
Hire an interior decorator, like fucking today
>>767544775
hahahaha
>>767544742
You interlock toes
>>767545157
Well, she interlocked her feet
