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Chubby thread 2.0
ex chub sub slut of mine
You save you lose
Uncle Tom
>>767549749
every black person is a representative for all other black people
>>767549749
Every black person is representative of the crime stats for other black people
>>767549749
Nigger detected
>>767549988
you contribute to the demographic statistics of demographic that you belong to
white nigger knowledge
>>767549749
>he see's you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
What's your excuse?
>>767547762
I have cancer.
And this post gave it to me.
>hitting the gym 5 times a week
>can highly recommend the PH3 program by layne norton
>>767547762
I'm not 5 and don't play with homoerotic action figures from the 80s
>>767547762
I'm not made from plastic
What is the hottest porn video you ever saw?
Her footjobs
@767549283
Legendarylootz hands down
>>767549283
Daisy's Destruction
>>767549283
I'm still cumming
>>767549283
The one I took this screenshot of.
Sharing my girls nudes on Kik. Love hearing what you fucks think about my woman, kik @anonymouschaner
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>>767542620
>>767542620
Timestamps or fake
yall niggas need to post more creepshots
Full vid for pic related:
topcandids.club/v/5338ce5c42
>nigger
Full vid for pic related:
topcandids.club/v/99a48b5c4e
>>767549101
I caaaaammeeeeee great site faggot!
>>767549217
great vid
Latina thread
>>767547960
>>767547960
More
>>767548354
noice
Hey all. Vocaroo chan here! So the other day someone asked me to make a thread where I say the stuff you guys request. I thought I'd give it a go but I'll admit im not 100% on board with it.
Just a heads up though that i will not be saying anything in sexual nature and i cant be extremely loud (id rather not have people hear me lol). Also don't make it long. I can't read what you typed when I record sadly
Also I guess a general AMA/advice too..
I feel more comfortable with those quite honestly
Hey vocaroo Chan! I can't think of anything for you to say at the moment but I would like to ask you why the vocaroo thing?
>>767548637
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1a8bevRRHSi
Do your best animu girl impression
you sounds like a 250 pound 40 year-old whale. kys
>>767549136
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13qI1gLUoGJ
Uncut dick thread (mostly whites please?)
>>767546042
Selfsucker spotted
>>767546215
Are you saying I'm able to suck my own dick?
Gross shaved cocks and a good dick pic has scrotum on show also
Celeb Thread - /When you order something off the internet and it hasn't even left the fucking depot after THREE GOD DAMN DAYS/ edition.
>>767549013
>>767549061
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ORDERED! GIMMA DAT VJ!
>>767549013
/when you don't notice the thread is near image limit but it's ok because nu-OP is ON POINT/ edition
What happened to Jen anyways? Not seen her in ages.
What is the worse torture you can come up with? In class we were tasked with coming up with a torture method and I wanted to so what you guy could come up with.
>No killing
>I have to discuss this in class so try and keep it somewhat censored so I don't look like a complete psychopath.
>>767549433
*Guys...
>>767549433
what kind of class has you come up with torture methods?
>>767549490
Torture class you dummy! How else will I become the King's executioner/Torturer if I don't get a degree?
>>767549433
Marriage
>>767549433
Waifu thread
>Silly spammer you can't stop us edition
>>767549452
You are the only here from picture-posters, you know?
>767549522
That is where you are wrong. Silly spammer, you can't win.
>>767549522
Who are you?
>>767549572
I am who I am and nothing more. Probably.
Pics that you fapp to everyday/real life people/friends you know
Gf
.Andy’s tight big puckered asshole would you?
>>767540957
you been trying to make this a meme for over a year now. Its never going to stick. Dont you think its time to stop?
>>767540957
>.Andy’s tight big puckered asshole would you?
>>767541158
The dreamy steamers will never die. In the cold dark winter, where all the lights have gone out and grave stones litter the country side, there will still be logs.
>>767541178
My wife is a terribly boring lay.
I love her and we have two beautiful kids together. We've been together for 13 years. She's Japanese and I'm Canadian.
I have a very colourful sexual past, and she really doesn't. She's very sexually conservative. I've begun with girls like that before and turned them into pigs, but my wife is unchangeable.
She won't do anything in public.
She won't let me come in her mouth.
She doesn't like porn.
She isn't vocal.
She won't let me touch her asshole at
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Why the fuck did you marry someone you're not sexually compatible with?
Yeah why don't you prove it and show pictures of your wife you fucking fat faggot
>>767544632
> I've begun with girls like that before and turned them into pigs, but my wife is unchangeable.
>>767544647
Don't you usually have to prove things that are bragged about? Why would you want proof of a sad side of a guy's existence?
Any requests anons?
>>767544742
Hire an interior decorator, like fucking today
>>767544775
hahahaha
>>767544742
You interlock toes
>>767545157
Well, she interlocked her feet
>>767545816
Self worship or spread toes
New celeb
https://youtu.be/NiAWHLSv0Gw
>>767544777
>>767544777
Nice trips
>>767544847
kinky
Hi
Milf/Gilf thread
![anime-loli-gif[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/icEqdvx.gif "anime-loli-gif[1].gif")
Were you molested, anon? Who did it? Did they get caught? How are you now?
Post your molestation stories.
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>>767540845
>was around 12
>was getting bullied badly because I was smaller than everyone my age
>met this 18 yr old guy at a card game thing I used to go to
>was nice to me so I hung out with him
>groomed for about a year
>would ask awkward questions sometimes about sex
>didnt think much of it because kid...
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Am 10, sister 20 got me to eat her pussy, explore, finger & then fuck.
Still got a hard on for thigh gap & landing strip to this day.
>>767542749
That's... Hot. Wish I had a sister.
>>767540845
>be 12
>parents think I still need a babysitter
>she's a qt3.14 16 yo
>she grooms me for some time
>eventually starts to get sexual
>shows herself naked for me, touches me, etc
>it develops and eventually she makes me do things to her, like suck on her tits or lick her pussy
...
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