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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So, my best friend just found out today that I've been fooling around behind my girlfriend's back
Seen better days
AMA
If he's your best friend, how many times did he high five you?
>never be friends with white knights
>>681195686
He hasn't told her yet
He said he's debating what to do still
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>>681195884
WTF type of best friend would say anything?
My best friend told me that a while back. Was proud of him, his GF was a fucking SJW hambeast. Smart man left her eventually.
>>681196136
Problem is he's a good guy, very caring
He might think it'd be the best course of action to take in order for me to learn since it's not my first mistake
It would most definitely disconnect me from all of my friends though
>>681195374
Basically, if he tells on you that means he's in love with you. He's wondering if he should make you single to make sweet, sweet love to your mcnuggets.
Waifu claiming thread.- Deus Vult edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>one waifu per anon
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>for example how bad other waifus are
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most
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Megumin claimed
>>681211709
oh shi- it's the police!!! i swear officer that's not my burg
>>681211773
i dunno....whoever you want too, david bowie???
Obligatory claim.
Let's see what /b/ looks like, continued. Feel free to rate yourself and others.
>>681210829
U look like a pedofhil:)
R8 me
>>681210829
>>681211286
wow, you posted it again, good job, totes original.
about an 8 fam
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Zeigt das Wahlergebnis in Österreich dass in Sachen Aufklärung über Rechtsextremismus und Demokratie noch Nachholbedarf besteht?
Wie sehr hängt ihr an eurem Leben?
Mit wieviel Prozent der Menschen kommt ihr so gut zurecht dass ihr 5 Minuten smalltalken könntet?
Welche psychischen Abnormalitäten sind bei Mädchen anziehend?
>>681190051
Kann nicht klagen.
Als ob das etwas mit Nationalsozilimus zu tun hätte.
Manchmal sehr, manchmal gar nicht. Würde aber darum kämpfen um einen Menschen legal verletzen zu können.
Kann mit allen Menschen smalltalken.
Ausgeprägter Sexualtrieb. Zählt das?
Hi I am not german and I do not speak german, wat is this
>>681190051
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
Bin auf /b...da muss es mir nicht gut gehen.
>Zeigt das Wahlergebnis in Österreich dass in Sachen Aufklärung über Rechtsextremismus und Demokratie noch Nachholbedarf besteht?
Wen interessiert Österreich im Deutschlandfaden?
>Wie sehr hängt ihr an eurem Leben?
Ich kann jederzeit mit dem Leben abschließen...will aber noch einige gute Momente erleben.
>Mit...
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Nein.
>>681190051
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
Geht so, litt heute an Appetitlosigkeit.
>Zeigt das Wahlergebnis in Österreich dass in Sachen Aufklärung über Rechtsextremismus und Demokratie noch Nachholbedarf besteht?
Setze mich nicht so mit der österreichischen Politik auseinander, kann dazu also nichts sagen.
>Wie sehr hängt ihr an eurem Leben?
5/10
>Mit wieviel Prozent der Menschen kommt...
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h/fur
lisq is a faggit
no siema
Oh yeah I can smell that faggot
Hey guys, I'm Goku McSuperDubs and I'm here to finally share my secrets to getting dubs and beyond. You're going to love this--trust me.
What you're seeing now are the aforementioned dubs, or doubles. Stay tuned to learn how to accomplish this feat.
I'm listening...
Okay, sure let's check out how the thread goes.
>>681207855
You have my attention..
O:
>>681207855
do it nigga
Sexy girls being clumsy.
the cringe
>>681193578
That's not clumsiness--she has to have a medical condition of some sort. Early MS?
>>681193578
Is she fucking autistic?
>>681195240
cerebral palsy and ataxia from being suffocated at birth. she won't get any worse, but won't get any better
>>681193578
Sexy girls being autistic*
Nederdraad met tieten en koningsnacht plannen
Ja die oude thread is wel dood. Gelukkig houden kaaskoppen nooit op met shitposten
>>681195924
jongens ik heb nog hw te maken plz stop dit
Geen plannen dus dan maar tieten.
Thuis shitposten want geen vrienden. Misschien rondje hardlopen/studeren
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/04/25/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-250
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>>681201934
Moar moar moar moar !
>>681201969
Taking requests ?
>>681202389
Noice
>>681202571
Boybutt/trap/cd thread.
This shit is gay and we all know it edition.
Some OC to start us off.
>>681200001
Nice ass.
>>681200266
Thanks anon.
>>681200420
thanks for the bump.
Hate it when my threads just die.
Godlike ylyl thread /b/
>>681183907
rip
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>>681185735
roll fags
Rolling for international feminism day
>>681204706
nukes in middle east
>>681204706
rolling for the end of the world
Tyrion dies
nigs take over the world
It's Cocking Time! Been edging FOR HOURS--Taking requests, priority to faces and their relationship to you!
>>681202500
First dibs!
Ex coworker
Girlfriends little sister
Color Four Square Wars: Monstergirl Edition
Red: (Race: Oni Dickgirls)
Blue: (Race: Nereid Dickgirls)
Yellow: (Race: Scorpion Dickgirls)
Green: (Race: Nazi Slime Dickgirls)
White (Race: ??? Dickgirls)
Rules are simple:
Say what color/nation you are rolling for and what other color/country they are attacking (X attacking Y)
Singles (x) dont count
Dubs (xx) take 2*x squares from target
Trips(xxx) take 3*x squares from target
Quads(xxxx) take 4*x squares from target
And so on and so forth. 00s are considered 10 for how much squares are taken.
Repeating
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Whits will get the magic as said in earlier (there was trips 000)
Whit will be known as the unknown
White attacks yellow!
Red to blue
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>>681205000
HEIL WHITE HEIL WHITE
WHITE IS CURRENTLY: INDESTRUCTIBLE, VULNERABLE TO QUADS, AND IS WORKING FOR TRIPS TO MAKE THE BLACK HOLE WORK FOR US
>>681205344
White power, follow fellow anons! White >>yellow, it's war!
Red on blue.
when will the war end :(
Let's see what /b/ looks like.
Pic related is me. Went from a 6/10 to a solid 8/10
>>681199973
>mom, I posted it again!
>>681199973
8/10???
You're barely a 3
You forgot the negative sign
-8/10 to a solid -6/10
Still below zero
;-)
>>681200618
Eh, he's about a 4 or a 5 at best
