I'm going to be in jail for 30 days because of stealing too many times. I'm a 115 lb blonde, long haired faggot. How much should I expect to be raped while there?
All jokes aside I'm fucking terrified. Should rape be an expected experience in a county jail?
What did you steal/why?
>>714283826
Forgot to mention I stole booze most of the time. so..
>pic relevant
>>714283826
What state?
>>714283956
Cali
Are you cucks as smart as you think you are?
Spoiler; you're not
Spoiler #2; the answer isn't $100
>>714281795
$200.
200. Anyone that doesn't have autism can answer easily.
>>714281950
it's obviously 300
>>714281795
When the guy brings the $100 back to the owner, they're now even. Then the owner gives him $100 worth of "cash and prizes" and now is out $100.
Explain to me how the fuck that money doubles.
You can't cause you're wrong.
Guys Cumming/ exposing themselves in public.
Bonus points for jizzing on unsuspecting ppl
Bumping for interest
Bump
>>714278799
bump for keks
Post girls with glasses
+1 for self shot
>>714279434
>>714279757
I'd like to see them have sex.
Deutschlandfaden
1) war 9/11 ein "inside job"?
2) wie gehts?
3) schon alle weihnachtsgeschenke besorgt?
4) wem schenkt ihr was?
ein bump dann ende
>>714280526
>1) war 9/11 ein "inside job"?
Meiner Meinung nach nein, aber mindestens wissentlich hingenommen.
>2) wie gehts?
Gut soweit, bisschen müde.
>3) schon alle weihnachtsgeschenke besorgt?
Nein, kommt die nächsten Tage.
>4) wem schenkt ihr was?
Eigentlich nur meiner Verlobten und meiner Mutter. Evtl. ein paar Kleinigkeiten für den Rest.
Anscheinend zu früh, pennen noch alle.
>>714281473
>Verlobten
was bekommt sie denn?
bye
See ya later
>>714280574
Come back tomorrow.
<3
>>714280574
See you yesterday
pic related. looks like my sister
>>714278558
hm... action huh?
>>714278558
shes not that hot but i would fuck her so i could watch her fat ass bounce on my cock and so i can cum without having the guilt of looking in her face
>>714278911
goddamn your sister has a huge ass too, i wish i had nudes of my sister. why not post your real sis?
>>714279156
some image
I thought so when I was young, but then I grew the fuck up and realized that naw, ewh fuck that. I love the IDEA of incest but I don't have any direct sibling hot enough that I would act on it. Although, something has been bothering me. I've recently started to remember that I had an extremely vivid dream that my sister came in and fucked me, or I fucked her, IDK which... it was very weird, but the feeling I had during the dream was that gut-wrenching, exciting, out-of-body type feeling of something real. which makes me wonder if I just got extremely extremely fucked up and it actually happened. holy shit. But, our relationship hasn't gotten weird, so I'm pretty sure it was just a fucked up dream. I hope.
Who is the greatest Youtuber ever and why is it H2O Delirious?
Code Solanum
Robbaz
>>714277018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7La7WHv4y0
i think you forgot about anthony fantano he makes the funny meme videos
Trap thread/ give trap kik names wanna change pics
>>714279139
That's not a trap you faggot.
Yeah, I wanna send my dick to some fags as well.
thoughts? passable at this angle?
>>714279736
I can definitely tell you're not a natural born female
Is he the hero we deserve?
>>714280489
Marshall matters?
>>714280489
yes. yes he is. op is not a faggot
>>714280659
Trey Gowdy. Check out some of his speeches, remarkable. For anybody that hasn't, just do it.
White Kaz Hirai?
Love puffy pussy and feet and chubby chicks? Want more?
thats fucking gross
>>714277899
Nah man
Anyone else mad that they were born?
My parents should've never had me, considering that I turned out to be a manlet and have a small dick. And I have no use on this planet. No one can prove otherwise.
>>714280925
bump
>>714281403
bump
>>714280925
>no use
just ones you don't like
>>>/r9k/
>>714281876
Wrong
Hey Amina of you get her nudes and videos I will PayPal you. If yo ha e or can get the Christy menendez (Tampa) nudes you will be rewarded
>>714280936
Anons not anima
Hh
Hugh
Ask a drunk bi guy with a big dick anything
Kik is Hugh.G.Wrektion if anyone wants to know
Looks kinda small
Over 7. Haven't measured in years.
>classified as big. Wasn't talking 12 inch nigger dick
How did humans find out that they needed to drink water to survive? Was it just trial and error figuring out which specific liquid keeps you alive and removes thirst?
Yes
You need to get out more.
It's literally just instinct, same with every other animal.
A better question be how humans figured out how to make whine and then hard liquor like its just a poison that u drink that makes u dizzy lol
I'm about to fuck myself in the ass, I need some roulettes, sissy pics and anything you got
niggers
got a terabit line istalled today
what should i dl?
>inb4 cp
>Download a full HD porn movie using torrents.
>Download a freemium online gane and play
>Hack something nigger
>Stream your suicide or related shiet
Will post max speed for porn, might stick around for an hero, depends how good the porn is
>>714281012
>terabit
what's happening
I need some assistance tech fags, I'm struggling to build my first battle station, so I considered this XOTIC RECON - INTEL Z170 - VR 1399, but I don't know what monitor to get... it's already a lot of money... (atleast to me) budget is 1500... help me my /b/ros
pcpartpicker, pick something around 1500, done
Maybe saving some little here and there could land you a mid range pc, this could help you a lot, since it lists everything you need in order to get it to work, cheers!
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
>>714278083
Ill get you a list of things faggot. Way better parts for about an hour of your time throwing them together.
>>714278188
>>714278315
>>714279137
appreciate it, my /b/ros
My sister /b! What would you do to her? Can't stop thinking about her ever since I walked in on her after a shower
Tell her you need to make sex with her.she should be thankful and at least jerk you off
I almost kissed her last week but couldn't commit due to thoughts of consequences
>>714281049
>113x150 res pic resized
kys
Draw some eyebrows on her.
YLYL thread.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
