I like traps...but i'm not gay. That sounds weird but it is how it is.
I only like " good looking traps".Normal men are unattractive to me.
>>683425017
sauce
>>683425427
idk sry
>>683425017
They are dudes. You like dudes. You are gay.
Its this simple.
>>683425017
No, let me correct you.
You like traps, because you are gay. You just didn't know you were gay until now. Being aroused by something with a dick makes you gay. Really. It does. Stop trying to save face and just admit you are gay. Next time a girl hits on you, it would be in your best interest to let her know that other men's genitals arouse you sexually.
Every day for the rest of your life, remind yourself from time to time that you are gay, and probably won't reproduce naturally. You are, for lack of a better analogy, a failed human creature. We live to reproduce, and you won't have that chance, because you are gay.
Tits you shouldn't share continued
>>683433372
>tits you shouldn't share
>posts disgusting asshole
retard
>>683433491
Kek
No h8 dick r8
Post dick = Get r8
mine.
>>683429810
10/10
Pretty magnificent cock. Would love to see a webm or vid of it being stroked
>>683430025
another pic
Chubby Vol 2
Chub thread dead
Anyone got more?
Rekt thread
Still trying to find out what's here. We've got an anon that's almost there, let's do this
Bumperino
bumpppp
Where? story while we wait?
Lets not get carried away with dildos this time
Trap/cd thread
Requesting the most man faced """trap""" picture you have
>>683424825
g/fur
Fuck Monday in the ass edition
Anyways how has everyone's Monday been so far? Although maybe its a bit too early for American timezones.
Yiff in hell
I should be studying hard now
fuck it, post gfur
Share the best ass you have
Anons! Lend me your gets!!
Together we can cleanse this board of traps and fur! I can't do it alone!!!!!!!
Get in here!
>>683418386
roll
oooohhhhh yes yes yes i feel it.
i'm fingering my own asshole right now ohh yes it feels so good. take my energy!
Gots in.
>>683418386
Take em Gokuuuuuuuuuuuu
Overrated things. All Categories.
>frozen yogurt
>going to the beach
>lobster
>Blade Runner
>>683428505
threads about overrated things
Emma Watson is attractive but looks like she is constantly smelling shit. She's a total do-nothing
>Going to the beach
Skinny McPastypants detected
Agree about blade runner and lobster tho. But frozen yoghurt is dank. Fruit flavours are better than desert flavours. All seafood is beta food
>>683428505
I'll bite.
> In 'n Out
> Whataburger
> Ruth Chris
> Gibson Les Paul guitars
> Tesla motors
> Bugatti
> Patrón tequila
post ur best greentexts
Comfy wallpaper thread
ill dump more
trump is fucked. and this hasn't even made it into the public's consciousness yet
http://www.redstate.com/sweetie15/2016/04/29/donald-trump-named-lawsuit-alleging-rape-teen-girl/
he's screwed. he's not conservative, he's flip flopping left and right which is something we conservatives hate.
the GOP should purge from the party everyone who voted for trump in the primaries.
>>683425058
>implying that he is losing, top kek
Enjoy Trump being our Emperor
>>683425320
losing what? i love how white trash have no idea how primaries work. if every single person who voted for him in the primaries votes in the general election for him, we're talking like maybe 15% of the vote.
>>683425058
quick question
how much do you get paid to shill on here?
im looking for work and it seems pretty easy
>>683425614
who am i shilling for fool? the teen rape story is not planted by hillary. she doesn't want it to come out either because the guy who pimped for trump's underage woman has ties to bill
oh shit waddup
oh shit waddup
Not this fucking meme again. Kill yourself OP. You fucking cunt.
IT'S DAT BOIIIIII
>>683425897
>>683425900
Dubs says meme is good
Replace a word with nigger in a movie title
>The nigger of wall street
Niggas in da hood
>>683427933
Nigger
Niggers Of The Caribbean
This thread is nigger.
fluffy thread, need the hide the pill comic
>>683424944
where's the abuse?
>>683424944
Gonna post the story I was working on last thread.
>Be a reasonable guy.
>Have a fluffy because cats are assholes and your apartment won't let you get a dog or a ferret or anything you can play with.
>Legal loophole leaves Bio-toys in grey areas for apartment pet rules.
>Aw yissss
>Get to know your little fluff from the day you bring her home from the petshop.
>They really tried to upsell you on the "Customization" options but fuck that. You just got a pet why would you immediately mutilate it?
>Either way she's a sweet little blue earth fluff.
>When you told her that she'd be called "Sky" her eyes turned into dinner plates covered in sweets and joy and fairy farts.
>"Sky!? Am Sky!? Wuv nyu name! Wuv nyu daddeh!"
>Oh, wow you saw the appeal immediately.
>These fucking things are grateful for everything.
>Buy the good oat kibble.
>"Bestest nummies ebry day for fwuffy? Dank yu Daddeh!"
>Get her one of your old pillows to sleep on.
>"Bed smeww wike daddeh! Wub bed!"
>Jesus.
>Your neighbors were boggled by how well behaved she was, even considered getting their own fluffy.
>They did.
>Poor little asshole lasted two months before they threw his ass out into the dumpster.
>Something about sorry poopies in the father's shoes.
>Geeze, kinna harsh.
>Sky stayed an angel though.
>Snuggling your lap when you watch T.V.
>Always using the litter box.
>It legit hurt to drop her off at a fluffy daycare but you needed to take a trip for your job.
>"Buh Buh Sky NEE daddeh! Nee daddeh for pway! Nee Daddeh for dawk times so nu am scawed!"
>"It's ok, Sky. Daddy will be back in just two little days."
>"Two Fowevas!?"
>God, stop being cute and funny you little fluffy heartbreaker.
>You pet your little fluff muffin and hand her off to the smiling lady behind the white counter.
>She struggles, cries a little and reaches out for you as you leave.
>"Don't worry! Everything is gonna be fine!"
>>683425260
Also have you guys seen that one guy posting videos on the booru? He's out of his fucking mind. Actual dialogue with plush ponies for fluffies. I can't handle that shit.
>Everything was most certainly not fine.
>"What the fuck is this?"
>"Your fluffy, sir."
>Oh hell, no. Hell mother fucking no.
>The blue fluff in the carrier looks out it's cage bars at you. You can smell shit from here.
>"That's not my fluffy."
>"Daddeh?"
>"Well, it certainly seems to think so."
>"Do you have my paperwork with you?"
>"Um...we usually just keep all that filed away."
>"Yeah, well UN-file it cause you got a big fucking problem."
>You point into the cage, scaring the blue ball into shitting itself again.
>"My Sky is a blue EARTH fluffy. She also doesn't have a pair of fucking nuts. Y'know. Cause SHE'S A GIRL!"
>"Sir, there is NO need to shout."
>"Stop talking to me and get my fucking paper-work."
>The clerk walks off like you're the dick here.
>Stupid bitch.
>The work trip had been awful.
>Two days of fat, old men screaming about how your generation is ruining what they built.
>Fuckers.
>You were only there to I.T. for their corporate meeting.
>Nothing went wrong until the big boss tried to "customize" the projector.
>Que 2 and half hours of you having "Undo what you screwed up with the settings."
>Nothing but excuses from his ass about how you didn't use a projector he could figure out.
>God, you wanted to mash his eyes into his head.
>...that and just go home to see your little Sky.
>Now here you are at the daycare.
>Being handed a Blue fucking Pegasus with nuts bigger than yours.
>Somebody is about to get their ass chewed to nothing over this.
>>683425311
>The clerk comes back.
>Looking smug.
>That can't be good.
>She reads your name out to you like she's gonna choke on it.
>"Yes, that's me."
>She hands you the sign in sheet.
>Sky
>Blue Pegasus
>Male
>"..."
>You angrily pull the top paper off from it's secondary contact info.
>Only to have it stick in certain spots.
>Whuh...
>You pull a little harder, then flip the papers back over to look where it's stuck.
>Oh, gee. Right where it says "Pegasus" and "male"
>You show this to the clerk.
>"So? What's sticky paper got to do with this?"
>"It's whiteout, you cunt."
>She gets this look of slow, horrifying realization about what she's done.
>"If you're gonna try and finesse someone. How about at least wait until the FUCKING ink dries first!"
>You throw the papers in her face and storm back into the kennels.
>"Sir! Sir, you can't go in there!"
>"I'm getting my fluffy."
>"Sir, you can't just-"
>Stiff arm the bitch.
>"You want me to sue YOU or your company?"
>"Wha-"
>"You're caught red-handed falsifying documents and trying to steal my property so what'll be? Criminal suit for you? Or civil for the daycare? Pick one. Which is something I suggest you do while I check your kennels."
>"..."
>The clerk heads for the back office.
>Good.
>Now you can vomit from the rank ass smell of fluffy shit and piss in these kennels.
>Oh god.
>Do they ever fucking clean these?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
wew lad I go play Overwatch and come back to a lewd thread
>>683423802
/mu/ meme.
claiming Sue
>>683423855
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
I'm sleepy and tired but still here. Minimal lewds pls.
>My mainframe can't handle it
egyptians were black. prove me wrong.
>protip: you can;t
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits
Just get educated you silly pants
>>683418545
Egyptians had a civilization...
>>683418895
a black civilisation that all the made wite bois stole
>>683419532
yeah we was kangz and shiet
Tits you shouldnt share. Only OC
My fiance...
