Cock tribute thread! Post a girl and other anons tribute her!
If someone tributes her, I'll post nudes!
If you roll dubs in this thread, you have to leave /b/ forever.
Please God set me free
Fucking please get......oh god
want so bad
end my life please
Hey bros, real talk
I grew up watching porn and having ridiculous expectation of masculinity put on me by my insane veteran father
I have an average-small cock, I'm 5'5, and I had a little bit of gyno
I obviously never met my dad's expectations of what a man is
so, I was convinced I must be a faggot
because I clearly wasn't a real man
then I became convinced I should transition
because clearly I wasn't a real man
now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize that all of this shit is based in insecurity gifted to me by my hard-ass father
but when I try to go back to being a man, I'm so crippled by doubts and insecurities that I just want to give up and be a tranny again
what the fuck do I do guys
like how the fuck do you be comfortable as a man, if you aren't 6 ft tall with a big cock
how do you guys do it
>>682565756
You find a big, six foot, hung guy who is comfortable being a man
Then you be his little sissy boy, suck his dick nightly and get cuddled up in big strong arms you faggot
A man's worth isn't the sum of his height and dick length. Look at David Bowie and Prince: not at all traditionally masculine men, but men nonetheless and both of them did really cool shit. Just be yourself dude, and fuck what your dad says.
>>682565756
>I'm 5'5
Didn't bother reading the rest, kill yourself.
>>682566700
this shit dude. real talk
FB Fap thread
>>682577602
>>682577891
>>682578361
New celeb waifu thread.
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured 'someday soon'
We kissed, and clung together
Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There's one thing that I am certain of
Return I will to old Brazil
>>682567944
How old is she?
Dolphin thread?
bump
Can't bumpf the drumpf
threads are getting weirder and weirder my man.
Waifu Claiming thread
>To the beat of Life edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Discuss stuff
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult other waifu/husbando
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Try to refrain from making empty posts. Respond to multiple people at a time.
No one is going to steal your waifu if you don't claim them quick enough.
Most importantly: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Cyka cyka you never guessed who it is :)
Claim
Rumia claimed
still here
and
>>682581667
i just spaced it
/b/ ultimate challenge thread.
[Singles] - Post how long you've lurked for.
[Dubs] - Post your real first name along with how long you've lurked.
[Trips] - Post your real first and last name along with how long you've lurked.
[Quads] Post all of the above along with contact info [Phone #,Facebook,etc]
Who here is feeling bold?
>>682577794
We're waiting, newfriend.
Rell
Rool
>>682578184
I've lurked for 3 1/2 years.
New thread
Amateur GF & wife share thread.
OC welcome
Bump bud
>>682565857
any lurkers who likewhat they see`?
first for nibi is better than he thinks he is
...fap.....
did he cease posting guro
>>682569966
IT TOOK SO LONG BUT I FOUND IT IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
>>682578321
im proud of you op
my sis upload this to her FB, i want to give her a lesson, pls send her something to scare her, her kik kajagon
>>682574146
Give me some info op, I'll help a fellow latin anon.
bump for SS
>>682575120
her name is karen, she uploa the pic on FB yesterday, i don like she upload pic like that, we are latins
>>682575266
Si, me di cuenta. Decime algo que la pueda asustar. Como por donde vine, escuela, lo que sea
/b/ how do you feel about gun "control"?
It's essential if your to hit your target.
>>682570574
ok i know im drunk but
what is that?
I know it's a glock that's it's a glock renamed a 'cock'
but.. did someone make a shitty clay statue of a glock just so they could label it cock? the fuck?
or is that like.. an artisan cake? edible and shit
I can find the control key on my keyboard but not the gun key... =/
>>682570574
It's pretty good
How fucked are you /b/?
That's funny, because if I, a citizen, did the same, I would be charged with murder instantly because I should have investigated to determine if the gun was real or not.
Shoot people who are running away instead.
>>682564987
If someone is walking around with a realistic looking BB gun then the cops do have a right to shoot those dickheads.
>>682565314
not rly
>>682580133
sauce on girl?
>>682580133
So glad my mom found me watching this
>>682580133
OP is a bro
>>682580133
video helped me not beat my wife
>>682580133
wicked sick OP
>your favorite thing about this game
>the thing you hate the most about this game
>new lore to piece together and discuss, which is actually turning out to be pretty interesting
>no poise, broken auto-summon covenants, boring firekeeper
>>682570023
>new lore, weapons and armor
>constant references to das1 and curses are redundant
I'm not sure though. I haven't fully explored the game yet
>your favorite thing about this game
Gankin bitches in pvp with my Havel greatshield +5
>the thing you hate the most about this game
Not much.
>lore, weapons, bosses, and boss music
>gankers everywhere, lag range in pvp, miracles being shit
h/fur again because last one 404'd
I love herm cock
Dubs decide /b/.
So how about PRESIDENT TRUMP, huh?
>>682571227
Hanging niggers
poetry slams
Sticking very large objects in my anus
YLYL faggots. Post your best memes
S/nek
>>682571597
ikr
new threads are really hard to make now a days, stupid avatars ruining everything!
>>682571597
Every day until you like it
no black people edition
Holy shit this is magic
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