I almost got jerked off by an asian masseuse today.
> be me
> have back pain from work
> get 1 massage per month
> my regular massage place wants way too fucking much money
> So I just drove around town looking for a decent massage place
> I stopped into one in a nice shopping center that seemed legit, with massage place in the strip
> Once I got in though it was clear this was a jerk off place with asian girls
> So I just ask for a "regular" massage
> She kept asking me if I wanted "special" massage, or "special" oil. I'm guessing this is code for a hand job.
> I said no, just normal massage
I'm really tempted to do it, but it seems totally fucked up. Seems like once you go down the prostitution road you are corrupting yourself and just looking at women as pure sex objects, and it would fuck me up long term.
THOUGHTS?
women are sex objects
they serve no other function than sex and child rearing, and even those things they barely manage to be competent at.
if you want a handjob, get a fucking handjob.
some of those gook bitches will fuck for the right price.
don't be a fucking beta cuck about it.
>>675539834
Get them. They feel great
>>675539834
I think you're a fucking retard.
>>675540115
>>675540140
>>675540150
Currenty I'm trying to find the right lady, not pay for sex.
There's something about paying for it that just doesnt sit right with me.
HG
First 24 are in
First one without text is the flag
First one without a pic is the title
Ready?
Bane
>>675550238
haha long boy
shameless self bump
Aku
YLYL
>>675542473
lost already
hellofucker.tk
>>675542473
"Oh NOOOOOOOES!!
Muh DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!!"
>ITT: God Tier Albums
>>675547220
This thread is already a fail.
>>675547988
im bringin it back
>>675547220
i love Foste The People
pics you shouldn't share cont.
Guys lets go for
>>675555555
>>675548339
Not dubs
gonna guess my post number
Still not dubs
675549331
>One wants to regulate what you say on YouTube
>One wants to cyberbully in peace
>Pyrocynical stuck in the middle
H3H3Productions vs Leafyishere
Who will win?
http://strawpoll.me/7167679
who cares?
Don't get why Leafy getting all the flak. He didn't even know the guy was autistic or retarded or what the fuck ever.
If anything, the guy should be fucking glad cause Leafy treated him as he treated everyone else: like a faggot
>>675539634
>Youtube
obviously the reaction channels
>>675539981
Apparently he did know
TEEN AS TIME!!!!!!!!!!
> Teen as time
as time teens?
bump
>>675542824
Daily Most Enjoyable Berserk Thread
Come read a few chapters with everyone!
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRYS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
Waifu claiming thread. Version 8
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
BAN ME MODS
Best sadistic grappler claimed
Claimed.
MODS CAN'T MELT WAIFU THREADS
***TRUMP VS. CLINTON GAME #2***
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>Example: "Roll for Clinton" or just "Clinton" as a reply to the latest update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
PAST WINNERS:
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Game #2 begins in Alaska!
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>>675547236
JILL!
>>675547236
Rob Ford
>>675547236
JILLL JILL JILL NYE
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675548517
Just came in class but fuck the professor Im watchin porn
>>675548517
If you can't get this you're seriously missing out.
>>675548517
I relieved so much stress with this video
>>675548517
my dick is ticking like a fucking time bomb! AHHHHGGEH789.54EHEKKJKJLEHEHEE i am gonna cum!
First to link his own reply wins, the last one was faster than the light, I was the Op on that thread, and won at first try.
>>675543301
win
ITT: Pics comparing sluts with/without cocks in their mouths.
Do all chicks look ugly sucking dick?
Cute or ugly? Would you let her choke on your cock?
>>675539646
>left: no chin
>right: no chin, but with a dick in mouth
Is she a cock slut? What would you all do to her mouth?
Get rollin
rolllll
>>675543392
rollin
>>675543903
roll2
>>675543995
roll trois
YLYL
lost
Should I post some nudes on here /b?
An hero yourself ur probs a 69 year old man
Bait
Go for it.
Who fucking cares? This bitch is so hot. Moar OP
YLYL god tier edition, post your best
You know OP, you need to post more than just 2 images to get these rolling.
Pulseman
Agent Hansen
James Bond
Mr Bean
ask an illuminati victim anything.
no i am not roleplaying. yes i am about to kill myself.
Whats your story
Are you male or female?
What was relationship with parents like and what is their story?
do it
>>675542220
male
my story is very long
my mom is a demon and tries to get rid of me. my dad is a illuminati member aswell.
people are stalking me and try to kill me.
i want to kill myself but i literally cant bring myself to do it.
i wish i had a fucking goddamn pistol.
>>675542460
Tell us story fag
