>>768147936
Be nice to her.. but start looking for another girl
Bump
Walk her back to her special ed class.
>>768147936
Look and then do that awkward tear-away thing cos I don't need no feelins from that porcine beast.
>>768147936
snap some pics of her taking a dump and dip
Is my gf a slut if she sends nudes like this? Pic related.
>>768150689
Nah, she's just shit at taking pics. Or ugly. Or both.
>>768150689
She's too casual about it. She's obviously done this for hundreds of guys before. Bail, OP.
>>768150941
This isn’t her but she sends me pretty similar pics. And no I’m not posting them here
>>768150689
She is if she's sending them to everyone.
Hey /b/, need some serious advice from you autists. I’m 18, bout to graduate, and my ex gf is telling me she thinks she’s pregnant. I haven’t had sex with her in over a month and a half and she’s had her period. Also, she took a fucking test and it was negative. She still thinks she’s pregnant because she keeps getting morning sickness, and she’s getting blood work done. Is there any chance she’s pregant? Or is it just a typical whore trying to use pregnancy to get back with me. Also, pic unrelated
>>768145259
sounds like she's probably delusional or super manipulative.
>>768145600
checked
she’s just a paranoid person, and she’s just making me paranoid i guess
>>768145976
know that feel, feelsuncomfortableman.
>>768145259
ultrasound can see a pregnancy about the 5th or 6th week of a pregnancy tell her once you see a DNA test do whatever the fuck you would do in this situation.
if it is your kid don't be a deadbeat
Waifu Bread
>Banana nut edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WqcPYOr--g
ded thred nid moar bananas
Need to get a female feet thread going. No hobbit feet plz
Find a flaw/wwyd
>>768146037
Keep her locked in my basement on a steady diet of my semen so she can lose some weight and not be a white trash whale.
Lolis make the world go round.
>>768152155
I agree
>>768152155
do they?
>>768152519
They do
Any PA anons around this evening. 814 here. Any wins to share?
Self bump. Hoping to rebuild my lost collection of Glendale/Mo Valley wins
>>768147370
Aye 814. whats up. I never see pa threads. Especially round erie
They used to be pretty common.814 is fucking huge though. I'm 3 hours from erie. She's hot though.
570 checking in, Lewisburg
Hey guys. I need your advice, google isn't helpful because all it brings up are fucking suicide hotlines. Is there anything special I need to know before hanging myself, so I don't fuck it up and live the rest of my life as a braindead vegetable? I'll be doing it tomorrow morning when I have the house to myself because I don't want to risk getting interrupted. It's just a simple suspension hanging, I don't have the balls to drop hang myself and I don't have a place to do it anyway. The rope can hold up to 250 lbs and I'm only half that, so it shouldn't break, and I already tested it by holding onto it with my hands with my full bodyweight. And the only good place in my basement to really tie it to is this pull-up bar we have, so it can definitely support bodyweight, I just don't know if my body will subconsciously be thrashing around causing an excessive amount of force. I'm almost 100% sure that I tied it correctly, after a few tries, the pic I posted is what I got. And obviously the knot goes behind my neck. I'm pretty sure it'll be extremely painful but I heard you go unconscious after about 10 seconds, so I don't think that's an issue, plus I'll probably put some foam padding on it because I heard that's better to do so it doesn't cut into you.
So what am I missing? Do I need to place it on a very specific part of my neck? Is there a better board to ask this on, or do you guys have any other websites or something that could help? I'd really appreciate any legitimately helpful answers. Sorry for the fucking essay I wrote, just wanna be thorough.
>>768150895
Have you thought about a batman suit and masturbating while doing it? Just saying, it is a thing people do sometimes do.
>>768151112
Yeah I honestly didn't expect any serious answers here, guess I'll just try on 8 chan or something, whatever.
>>768150895
Have you ever seen someone being hung?
>>768150895
Everyone who lived after jumping off the golden gate bridge said they regretted it immediately after jumping anon.
Don't kill yourself my man
Is it normal for people to get depressed as you become an adult?
"i want to die"
lowkey i pretty sure 94% of the would is depressed
>>768149230
No I've always been depressed. Every since I was a little kid I was a lazy piece of shit, didn't take care of my self like brush my teeth or eat right. But my parents should probably be blamed, too.
Of course. Serotonin production decreases.
Yes, because as a kid you grow up full of optimism and thinking the world is this great exciting place. Then you get older and realize it's fucking awful, and your sole purpose is to raise another generation that will be tricked into being exactly like you one day.
Faces of /b/
New pics you shouldn’t share cont.
>>768150733
>>768151024
why is incest frowned upon?
>>768150778
Lower gene diversity
Higher chance of retadation
Just use a condom
Only taboo part should be reproduction
mor bobd
>>768151027
takes several generations to produce retards
New Asian thread
>>768152433
what book is she reading?
fb/ig
cont
>>768152963
>>768152789
For anon from last thread
Hey /b/! Entertain me?
Tit or gtfo
Will entertain (and I don't mean dick pic spam) as soon as time stamp is provided
>>768152975
Say please
No ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEaMoBCMno
OH YOU GUYS!!!
This is hilarious
"I know you guys know my past"
Mah I can't use the Facebook anymore
"I know you're watching, everybody's watching". Yeah faggot you're right, eating popcorn enjoying you being owned on every broadcast.
Celeb thread
>>768153283
babygirl
ooooooooo
Broke /b/ro reporting in.
Any rich anons with the cash app online able to spare a few bucks so I can buy a steam game?
My cash tag is $RAM0999
Please and thank you.
Inb4 kys :/
>>768147217
we all broke as fuck
look into a career in stripping
just get your moms credit card anon
>>768147562
Legit have looked into lol
Why is interracial porn becoming so common? It is taking over the industry.
>>768146189
White 'men' like watching their women be thrusted by a real peace of meat. Heh, I don't even know why they bother trying anymore.
>>768146189
because racism is back on the menu, meaning black dicks in white chicks is once again taboo and taboo shit sells.
>>768146189
>It is taking over the industry.
It isn't though.
>>768146189
This is so nasty.