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>be virgin 23
>cant get gf or kiss for that matter
>Got a hooker at 21. Couldn't even get it up after a bj and cummed in the condom. Hooker says aww and hugs me. I leave akwardly.
> Ugly spic
> Lower IQ by default
>Don't got the guts to an hero.
>Decide to take a picture of my dick fully erect and guilt trip /r/ into photoshoping my dick onto a sex scene with pornstar.
>Success.jpeg
>Now i will die a virgin but i can masturbate to a pic of my dick being sucked
> Other virgin anon's should try this
>Pic related
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>>767757292
Why even post that here
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>>767756881
they even did a shitty job ffs
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>>767758360
But i finally got to see my dick in a woman. I can die semi happy
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looks like a decent sized dick though
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>>767758578
fuck it I'm gonna do a better version. Keep the thread alive for a couple minutes,
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>>767759023
Wow seriously? Thanks anon
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>>767759023
curious to see this aswell.
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>>767759023
Why do I have nothing better to do on a Saturday then wait for this pic?
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>>767759023
You the real hero here.
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>>767759928
>>767759023
>>767760012
/b/rothers coming together for a fallen anon. Thank you
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>>767760352
Meant to use a gif anon
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>>767760352
This made my Saturday.
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>>767759023
have you abandoned us? or will brave anon deliver

find out in the next episode of dbz
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keep the thread alive! Want to see our dear /b/rother deliver
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>>767760800
Thanos kills anon
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>>767760800
anon delivers
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>>767761037
you da real mvp (most veiny penis)
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anon delivers again, this time without a shitty watermark
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>>767761037
Fabulous job anon, you saved the day!
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>>767758360
>>767758685
>>767759928
>>767760012
>>767760161
>>767760651
>>767760800
>>767760818
>>767760912
Even if Anon cannoy deliver for whatever reason. I am overjoyed to be with you today /b/, and see you all come together for me. Thanks really thanks. Needed this.
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>>767761116
thank you anon
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>>767761304
post timestamp with dick.
wanna compare doesnt even need to be hard
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>>767761037
>>767761239
Anon, OP here, you are truly a hero. I am deepy thankful. Love the filename as well. Thank you Anon. You really delivered.
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>>767761473
Alright anon give me a few.
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>>767761539
no problem, OP. Honestly I was really bothered by the shitty job they did. Promise me you're gonna work on yourself and improve your social skills though. Your situation isn't gonna get better by masturbating to a photoshopped pic all day, right? Maybe one day you might even get a gf. Or manage to mantain an erection with a hooker.
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>>767756881
bump I guess
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made the actor more of a spic. I'm having way too much fun doing this.
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>>767762800
>More of a spic
Top kek
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OP, glad that our /b/ro delivered. Although, I would like to to find true happiness in life, my advice is that you stop fap every day and start excercising. Find a local CrossFit box and start working out two times per week. It will boost your strenght, health and confidence. good luck in life my friend, hope you feel better soon!
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