/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
>>700026694
sup, Dunedin here.
Hey Dunedin, where is the best place to buy pot?
>>700026949
Im a loser neet with no friends dont ask me
Maybe U Otago?
Hey /b/
Long time no see. These have been entertaining in the past, so here's my deformed penis again.
>>700024440
that's fucked dude
Have you had sex? Has any girl seen it? What was their reaction
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700028177
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
and
>>700034755
yeah but isnt armor heavy and dont you need help to put it on?
>>700034786
if its on sale then yeah.
>too early to delete my bake
fuck
>>700035027
waddup?
>jenny claim
Claimu
>>700034915
How's it going Anonon?
Don't watch Cencoroll.
Hey guys, I'm moving out of my apartment because my lease is up. My roommate is staying and she's a massive cunt. Is there anything I can do to fuck shit up without anyone knowing it was my fault? I don't want to hurt her, just piss her off a lot.
get a kitchen sponge. soak it down. wrap it up tight with string. let it dry. remove the string.
flush it down the toilet.
>>700023213
Brilliant
>>700023213
How long does that take to damage anything? I like revenge that waits till they're not expecting it.
>>700023213
>Weak ass shit
Get a bag of instant set cement, pour it into the shower drain, and into the toilet.
The foundation has to be cut into to fix this.
how do you feel about girls w/ chokers?
>>700010609
Irresistible
yee
Dick becomes instant diamonds
>>700010609
Legend has it they like anal.
Whatever you need to say, doesn't matter who it's towards, just say it.
>>700031160
Fuck you bro, just get a fucking job and learn how to be an adult.
I don't understand the fascination with doubles, trips and quads.
>>700031160
I forgive them. I let that shit go. Although I think they should be punished for what they did and would love to to do it myself, I forgive, just let it go, so I can move on and begin something way greater than ever expected. They tried to break me but I didn't bend.
my only wish in this life is for the human race to die...
Trap thread? Trap thread.
Yea
>>700008738
faggits
more though, no homo
>>700009296
wrong pic
g/fur
marty edition
just taking shit off e6, /r/ing some good shit folks
Skinnygirl thread in here
>>700022050
Love the topic, dont have much on it
Hey /b/ psychologist in the making here, come here, take a seat anon tell me what's troubling you?
Drug dealers looking for me for their money, born in 92 family doesn't understand me. Have to live a fake life in front of other family, kinda wanna die.
I feel like I'm an empty husk. I just exist.
>>700013486
Can't sleep. Help me doc
i think my GF its pregnat
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
H/fur Fuck it why not.
Sluts you know
Kayla
Huge slut just give it up for every guy who gets her drunk enough
DeDe
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700015740
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700028177
I am back again!
Claiming Felix again, nya
>>700028177
fuck you
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Celeb thread 2
Pics you shouldn't share and pics you saved
>>700024135
Been bored the past few nights so I've been cruising photobucket. Gonna dump what I've got so far.
Disclaimer - tried to get all OC but some may be some hipster porn I've never seen before
Disclaimer #2: some of these are landwhale/butterfaces/milfs, but I figured I'd let my /b/ros pick and choose
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
i wanna take a bath with tamamitsune
>>700028608
still made me smile.
if /b/ can count down from 10 i will tell my deepest darkest secret.
10
9
1
>>700018374
>not posting the superior version
I have pic related as my steam profile picture
Fluffy thread
>>700017618
I love fluff, it feels great
>>700017783
Mmmmmmm
