I'm pregnant! I have no idea what to name my baby though. I've been pregnant for 5 months and I have no idea if it's a boy or girl because I haven't got the ultrasound yet. Trips will name my upcoming infant!
you know the rules...
tits or gtfo
preggo tits! preggo tits! preggo tits!
tits or gtfo
instead of naming the baby, i demand that my trips be used for you to abort the baby
>>713785913
Are you taylor swift?
Call it cunt
Why are trannies with big cocks so addicting?
>>713783006
>>713783006
Why do you think guys with tits are addicting? Because you're gay. And apparently you're also retarded since you needed someone to tell you.
>>713783342
I'll fuck anything really.
no kidding
>that belly
>>713790806
same
>>713790806
That's all of us since we're lonely losers
Feel thread.
bump
bump, yesterday's post made me tear up a bit
I'm horribly broken. I have family that I've talked to in years, I lack the ability to love the women I'm with and when I'm around people especially people who care I feel more empty than when I'm completely alone. My job situation is terrible and I can barely support myself. I consider suicide everyday but am too much of a pussy to just end this emptiness. I am only this way because I was hated instead of loved growing up and no amount of therapy can help it.
> be me
> the year is 2036
> trump is being sworn in for his 5th consecutive term
> wake up to a blowjob from my government issued Melania Trump sex-bot
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> decide to cum on her face (hey it's a celebration)
> grab her by the pussy to deactivate her for the day
> turn on 46k holodeck to the news to hear that shillary clinton has died in jail
> keks ensue
> Get in my locally made american car and drive to great paying no longer outsourced job
> sit down to my desk and take some call from some chinese businessmen begging to do business with my company
> further keks ensue
> decide to go to lunch
> walking downtown to my favorite restaurant
> without a care in the world since the WALL and ban on muslims there hasn't been a terror attack since 2016
> hear commotion
> turn to see mexican feminist landwhale waddling down the street screaming at the top of her lung
> see police laugh as they arrest her for being both a feminist and mexican both illegal since 2022
> laugh as i see landwhale flop around on the ground screaming "patriarchy!!! patriarchy!!!"
> land whale immediately has a heart attack
> her body is far too healthy, she dies
> even further keks ensue
> go back to work finish early since it's inauguration day
> get home
> turn on 46k holodeck to watch inauguration speech by Godking TRUMP
> everyone is losing their minds in the crowd
> women are undressing screaming, begging, God King TRUMP to grab them by the pussy
> the Godking politely declines
> the God King settles the crowd. women are still topless laying on the ground spread eagle
> Godking TRUMP start talking about his next hundred days in office
> tells of his plan to build the WALL even higher this year as just a show of force to the mexican't government
> then tells his plan for another wall on mars to keep those damn martians out of new trumpistan
>cont.
>>713779322
> think to myself good fuck those space mexicans
> then says to the crowd that this will be his last term in office
> crowds start to weep like lost children
> "but but muh God King"
> Godking TRUMP comforts the crowd saying that he has accomplished everything he has set out to do
> lean back in my chair while receiving blowjob from Melania sex-bot
> ponder to myself a life without the Godking
> but come to the moment of clarity. that he did it. the God King really did it.
> salute 46k holodeck as i ejaculate down sex-bots throat
> single tear of joy rolls down face
> thank you based Donald
> thank you for making america great again
Kek
>>713779322
Grow up kid.
The future looks bright comrade.
No lowly bread?
Lowly bread!
I'll post a manga to bump the thread.
webems thread
gifs are ok too.
>>713780553
>>713780513
kill yourself
Whatcha drinkin' tonight, /b/?
pic related
Peepee
>>713782856
Niiiiiice man. Haven't tried getting into wine yet, but I'm planning on buying a couple bottles after my next paycheck. Any reccomendations?
thread cont
>>713787995
if this is you OP is not a fag
I'll be your daddy and you can lick up my cummies
>>713787995
This is prob fake and gay
>>713788237
Rolling this
new fb/inst bread
ill dump what i got
Weirdest pic/gif you have. Go
S/fur : not actually posting edition.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713777860
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Make it clear that Sachii is missed
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards think lolicons are pedos
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713787521
should i go and get subway for dinner or keep watching anime
>>713787551
YOUSOROOOOOO
spoke to the bloke selling the bedford, timing belt apparently needs to be replaced, and the head gasket leaks oil. am sad.
I've come here to claim Holo for myself.
>>713788193
makes it pretty nice in city traffic, keep it in first or second and bump it out of gear without the clutch when you get slow enough
christ almighty
>Sameji claim'd
>>713767684
it's a camgirl, duh
geniva mfc got u fam
>>713768232
Whats her name? I cant find source
>>713768632
cherrybooboo96
'Real' name she gives I believe is Ashley
Trips will get skyrim
Bump
>>713788687
roll http://steamcommunity.com/id/middlebiddle/
roll
>>713788687
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/retroghost/
Old OP
New thread.
>55 DECIDES WHAT TO DO WITH SHARPIE
someone was winrar in the last thread op, do now
>>713787055
>>713787459
it wasa reply to
>>713786370
55
We need this thread
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
http://bitpasses.net/community/
Can we get some 'straight shota' in here please? Also, what is everyone doing tonight?
>>713782950
>>713783014
>>713783085
So.
A 12 year old female cousin of mine just decided to come along with my parents to stay at my house because she wanted to see me, despite not having been in contact for 4 years. Last time we show each other she was 8 and I got her to kiss me.
Do you think she wants the D? Should I give the D to her? How do I proceed? She's incredibly cute, nice round ass and tits for her age.
>>713775287
Autism right here folks.
>Should I give the D to her?
what is wrong with you?
>>713775405
Not the first time I end up getting a blowjob from a 12 years old feme cousin.
>>713775466
What do you mean?
Singles= Mediocres
Doubles= Witnessed
Triples= I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome.
>>713779257
WITNESS ME BLOODBAG
>>713779437
AHH MEDIOCRE
>>713779257
i will redeem myself
