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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Feel thread.
bump
bump, yesterday's post made me tear up a bit
I'm horribly broken. I have family that I've talked to in years, I lack the ability to love the women I'm with and when I'm around people especially people who care I feel more empty than when I'm completely alone. My job situation is terrible and I can barely support myself. I consider suicide everyday but am too much of a pussy to just end this emptiness. I am only this way because I was hated instead of loved growing up and no amount of therapy can help it.
> be me
> the year is 2036
> trump is being sworn in for his 5th consecutive term
> wake up to a blowjob from my government issued Melania Trump sex-bot
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> decide to cum on her face (hey it's a celebration)
> grab her by the pussy to deactivate her for the day
> turn on 46k holodeck to the news to hear
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>>713779322
> think to myself good fuck those space mexicans
> then says to the crowd that this will be his last term in office
> crowds start to weep like lost children
> "but but muh God King"
> Godking TRUMP comforts the crowd saying that he has accomplished everything he has set out to do
> lean back in my chair while receiving...
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Kek
>>713779322
Grow up kid.
The future looks bright comrade.
>>713780403
nigga you on /b/
No lowly bread?
Lowly bread!
I'll post a manga to bump the thread.
webems thread
gifs are ok too.
>>713780553
>>713780513
kill yourself
WELCOME TO 4CHILD!
Whatcha drinkin' tonight, /b/?
pic related
Peepee
>>713782856
Niiiiiice man. Haven't tried getting into wine yet, but I'm planning on buying a couple bottles after my next paycheck. Any reccomendations?
>>713782750
>>713783190
Only bourbon I've had so far is Maker's Mark, but it was unique and fantastic. I've heard great things about wild turkey. Hope you're feelin' good, man.
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>>713787995
if this is you OP is not a fag
I'll be your daddy and you can lick up my cummies
>>713787995
This is prob fake and gay
>>713788237
Rolling this
>>713787995
>>713788033
new fb/inst bread
ill dump what i got
Weirdest pic/gif you have. Go
S/fur : not actually posting edition.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713777860
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Make it clear that
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>>713787521
should i go and get subway for dinner or keep watching anime
>>713787551
YOUSOROOOOOO
spoke to the bloke selling the bedford, timing belt apparently needs to be replaced, and the head gasket leaks oil. am sad.
I've come here to claim Holo for myself.
>>713788193
makes it pretty nice in city traffic, keep it in first or second and bump it out of gear without the clutch when you get slow enough
christ almighty
>Sameji claim'd
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachiposter
>>713767684
it's a camgirl, duh
geniva mfc got u fam
>>713768232
Whats her name? I cant find source
>>713768632
cherrybooboo96
'Real' name she gives I believe is Ashley
Trips will get skyrim
Bump
>>713788687
roll http://steamcommunity.com/id/middlebiddle/
roll
>>713788687
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/retroghost/
trips get
Old OP
New thread.
>55 DECIDES WHAT TO DO WITH SHARPIE
someone was winrar in the last thread op, do now
>>713787055
>>713787459
it wasa reply to
>>713786370
55
We need this thread
>>713787094
Put magnum sharpie in your pisshole.
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
http://bitpasses.net/community/
Can we get some 'straight shota' in here please? Also, what is everyone doing tonight?
>>713782950
>>713783014
>>713783085
>>713782950
>>713782889
>>713783014
>>713783085
SAUCE ON ALL NOW
So.
A 12 year old female cousin of mine just decided to come along with my parents to stay at my house because she wanted to see me, despite not having been in contact for 4 years. Last time we show each other she was 8 and I got her to kiss me.
Do you think she wants the D? Should I give the D to her? How do I proceed? She's incredibly cute, nice round ass and tits for her age.
>>713775287
Autism right here folks.
>Should I give the D to her?
what is wrong with you?
>>713775405
Not the first time I end up getting a blowjob from a 12 years old feme cousin.
>>713775466
What do you mean?
>>713775482
>green text the story
Singles= Mediocres
Doubles= Witnessed
Triples= I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome.
>>713779257
WITNESS ME BLOODBAG
>>713779437
AHH MEDIOCRE
>>713779257
>>713779257
i will redeem myself
>>713779257
By my deeds I honor him, v8
YOU GET BANNED YOU WIN
>>713776409
I think i know the guy on the far right..
>>713776409
Fuck off.
>>713777511
Mmmmm
Dubs
Im gross
>>713780588
hmm time stamp
i'd tap that tho
moar
>>713780588
You could build a suspension bridge between those hips, eat some god damn food
>>713780588
I'd fuck the shit out of you. Spread pussy?
>>713780588
Your stretch marks are basically gone now nice
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>713765161
Requests welcome.
>>713781187
Thanks, but I'm not really sure I'd have anything to talk about to be honest
Wait! You still up for requests? Maybe you might be willing to draw one of my other fetishes?
