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Look at how savage Trump fanatics are. Ripping this poor girl sign when she is just exercising her right to protest. Look at that glee in here eye she actually thinks she is being a good samaritan.
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>>675716895
That girl looks fucking hot and dominant.
Would let her fuck me/10
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>>675717187
even with a strap on?
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>>675716895
Except that the girl wrote anti-trump shit on the back of the sign and the girl that tore it down is an actual trump supporter..

Based Katie is based.

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ITT Random Images.
Don't even look at your thumbnails!!
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never really sure whats supposed to happen in those thread
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Well.. dubz demands it

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Story time /b/, I started posting this earlier, but the thread 404'd. This is about the relationship that fucked me up for good

>be me, 16 y/o
>played xbox live a lot as a teenager and developed a decent network of friends
>one day when I'm playing with one of my buddies, some girl joins the party
>turns out it's his sister
>now being the 16 y/o that I was, I crack a few jokes about how girls can't play games, tell her to make me a sandwich, etc. all in good fun
>she gets annoyed and ends up leaving, me and my buddy are cracking up
>fast forward like two years, about to graduate from high school
>turns out she's a pretty decent gamer, fun to joke around with and decently attractive as well
>eventually one night we're all playing together, and buddy says he's got to get off because he has work, leaving us two in the party
>we play for a bit, talk a bit, and then shit starts to get flirty
>asking each other questions that get more and more sexual as the night goes on
>after a few hours stuff is starting to get pretty intense, i'm sporting a raging boner
>"mmm all this talking is starting to make me... a little 'hot n bothered' if you know what I mean..." she says
>fuckyeah.jpg
>proceed to have "phone sex" over xbox live until we both cum as she's moaning my name over the mic
>we talk for a little more and then decide it's getting pretty late and decide to hit the sack
>last thing she says is, "that was pretty fun, maybe we'll have to do it again some time"
>get the best sleep ever that night

cont?
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>>675722099
>from this point on I'll refer to her as Megan
>after this night, Megan and I start talking all the time, and not just on xbox live
>we text constantly throughout the day, and spend an hour on the phone every night, with phone sex becoming a regular thing
>eventually we decide to start "dating"
>I had been in relationships before, but none like this, I was so happy
>we would always tell each other about how glad we were to have finally found someone we truly "loved"
>now remember, I was just about to graduate high school and was in the process of applying for college
>she lived in south texas and one of the schools I was applying to was UT because of it's great CS program (ending up transferring to another major anyway)
>Megan was also graduating and would be going to another school in Texas
>this meant we might actually get to have a real relationship, not just online
>we would talk all about how great it was gonna be when we were finally able to really be together
>I still remember the day I told her I was accepted and would be moving down there, she started crying out of happiness
>it seemed like everything was going perfectly, a magical future awaited us both
>but, as I'm sure most anons know, things rarely turn out as perfectly as imagined...
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>>675722504
>over the course of the months following that first night, I started to notice a bit of a change in our relationship
>she was becoming more and more distant
>the time it took her to respond to texts become longer and longer, sometimes hours at a time
>our nightly phone conversations experienced a similar decrease in frequency and length, along with the phone sex
>I started to get worried
>why was she taking so long to respond?
>was it something I did?
>no.... that couldn't be it, nothing had changed that I could see, and the time we did talk was still great, she still told me she loved me all the time and about how excited she was for me to move
>but then, over time, even that started to decrease
>less "I love you's", less excitement
>I didn't know what was going on but I was afraid to lose her
>foolishly I thought if I showed more enthusiasm, she would do the same as well
>little did I know this is rarely effective and can even be detrimental
>our relationship was on a downhill path and there was nothing I could do to figure out why
>and it started to eat away at me, little by little
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>>675722779
>the reality of my fears came crashing down on our 3 month "anniversary"
>I had to get up early that day to catch a flight to visit my dad (parents were divorced), so right before I left I sent her a long text wishing her a happy anniversary and the usual love filled comments about how soon it would be before we would be together
>as I got off the plane, I remember turning my phone off airplane mode and closing my eyes just praying there would be a text, some sign of reciprocation of my feelings
>instead I saw a voicemail
>Megan never left voicemails
>still remember the exact quote, "hey.. anon..."
>long dramatic pause
>"I can't do this anymore.. It's just not working... I'm sorry"
>and that was it
>no explanation, no attempt at consolation, nothing
>just a simple statement of fact, "it's over"
>I walked through the terminal of the airport somewhere between shock and utter grief, trying my damndest to hold back the tears
>I thought it was the end of our "perfect" relationship... if only that had actually been true
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>>675722839
>needless to say, I was devastated
>everything I had tried so hard to keep was gone
>for about 3 weeks I just moped around, feeling totally at loss
>but eventually I started to get over it
>after all, college was just around the corner and a new bright future awaited me
>By mid august, I had registered for my classes and was ready to start my adult life and move out on my own
>but then, about a week before I moved down there, Megan texted me
>”hey anon… I’m sorry about the ways things turned out. If you can, let me know when you move down here… Maybe we can try again”
>I should have told her to fuck off right then and there
>Instead, a week passes and I move down there
>settle into my dorm, got a cool nerdy roommate on a pre-med track, looking like it’s gonna be a good semester
>foolishly I decide to text Megan, “Just moved in to my dorm”
>we proceed to chat nonchalantly about our different schools and how it’s going to be different living away from home
>no mention about getting back together from either of us
>eventually she mentions, “yeah I’m excited, I’m just a little worried about how I’m gonna fit in, I don’t know anybody here and think I might be kinda lonely at first”
>my idiot brain tells me “this is my chance”
>”Uh, well maybe I could I could come over the weekend, ya know, just to hang and see the campus”
>Nice going dipshit

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Hai /b/ :3
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Put it in your vag
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Zephram Cochrane, is that you?

What did you do with your hair?
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>>675726566
Eat it
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>>675726566
Eat it and go to bed

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So what's /b/`s stance on the whole leafy vs h3h3 drama?
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It's over
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Confused as to what's going on
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practcally everybody in this argument is a cunt, leafy, h3h3, everybody who watches or talks about it, even me

but i'm leaning a little towards leafy because, as it seems, he made a mistake while h3h3 backstabs people on purpose
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>>675723321
If you wanna see the sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uTKPwVnNI

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s/fur was requested
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>>675725805
anyway
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>>675725676
>>675725639
heh, I remember getting Canadian change occasionally as a kid growing up in MN. always called them beaver ladies and deer quarters
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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

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YLYL
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hehe
oops
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>>675724502
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ITT post your favorite album and anons judge you
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Favorite? It would have to be pic related.
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greatest album ever made IMO
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Not my favorite but currently listening to it.
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***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME #2 CONTINUED AGAIN***

Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.

>Example: "Roll for Trump" or just "Trump" as a reply to the latest update.

To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!

PAST WINNERS:

#1) Trump over Sanders 304-234
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***ONE MINUTE BREAK BEFORE GAME CONTINUES***

Map is really looking blue, like something out of 1992. Plenty of state left to go though!
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>>675726010
all ya need is CA to catch up
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>>675726010
shitty fucking rhymes kill yourself
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>>675725892
sanders

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Loli train still alive
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>>675725513
nice, what did you get caught for?
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Kobato-chan~~~
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/9
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I fucked this girl in my backyard in the middle of the day this past summer. Dubs to see the pics.
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Well you got dubbledubz so post em.. or I'll just get dubz and fuck it
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>>675724477
Rollerino
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>>675724477
winrar!!
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Roll roll roll

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What is the best opener to pick up girl?
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>>675714636

most cars come with a button you can press to open up the trunk
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shovel to the side of her head
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>>675714636
>"ayy gurl u wan FUCK"
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>>675714636
> Your burka looks great today!

> damn, you should be my partner in the next watermelon eating contest I have

> wow, your eyes look wider than most asian girls your age

> jeez, looks like someone forgot to shave their face, maybe you can come over and I can help with that

> holy moly, I sure could make strong babies with you considering how big your hips are

> golly, your loin sure smells moist, are you coming onto me?

protip: carry mace and a gun, most women don't like 'openers' and will try to kill you

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Give us Steam codes!
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WJRVV-9G3N5-MEH32
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FUCKY-OUFKI-NFAGG
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X2F6V-XKH8I-CVFXW
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4WA6I-V5Y6Z-DLCN2

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ANITMOOTED PART 2!

Want a pic animated? Post it.

Pref vertical and far from background.

Willl post a few examples.
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>>675719752
Original
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>>675719752
another
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>>675719897
Orig
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>>675719752

did you photoshop each frame individually to get this effect?

I wanna show you little dick losers how much of a mess I can make
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Tits or gtfo
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>>675721243
K
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>>675721352
F u.
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It gets bigger..

Hey i don't know if this is a place to do this,but i just wanna come out to someone,& you should feel special i chose you guys to be 1st!
i'm excited..& nervous..aha
i'm a fairly butch-presenting,born-male male,who identifies as male,but when i hear it out loud,i just can't.
To hear strangers,or worse,friends & family,people who supposedly love me,refer to me as male,man,boy,dude,bro,bruh,guy,even the name i chose for me@17(i'm Kyli,nice to meet you!)crushes me inside.i get sickened to my tum & my lungs start hyperventilating,my intestines start quivvering,my heart races & so does my mind,searching for answer why the world has to be this way? Why don't they accept progress in a society so chained to conformity? Why is it so hard to understand that i'm notwhat they have such a sick hunger for me to be-even if i am?
But my mind can find no reason,no peace,in this world where all most truly wish to do is cause HURT,& PAIN.
i have cried into my cushions every night since discovering myself,because if it was this hard for me to finally figure out,how can i EVER expect for anyone else to understand THE CORE OF ME?
but i will fight the good fight. Society will not turn to the light in my lifetime,but one day the millions of name/facd/timeless warriors of love will be honored & looked upon as the pioneers & awakeners.i will be aMong them.who refused to be silent & let things go on normally or the way it should be
i can't not take my stand,in every possible forum,venue,encounter & opportunity. Every conversation & public space will be filled with the cry of freedom,not for long drowned out by the shouts of protest from those too comfortable in what they thought was life. i Am Kyli.
But out loud,i prefer to be referred to as, &my preferred pronouns are "heh"&"dilmar".
It's not easy being narcissexual,but it's everything that i Am,& it is the #1 thing i'm proud of in life.
~i Am Kyli! i Am The Infinite, No Boxes Can Tie Me To The Ground~
Thank you everybody!
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These nachos look delicious
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>>675722246
Lol true! i don't eat processed chips or cheese tho!
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didn't read it but I think I get what you want. Crabs
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Leafyishere vs. h3h3

What does /b/ think?
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Leafy is a stupid douche that is afraid to control his fans.
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>>675719959
Leafy is a faggot and h3 did nothing wrong. Also leafy manipulated what h3 said in order to make him look bad
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>>675719959
I think u need a lobotomy.
Don't you have a Barnaby Smathers thread to make, reddit?
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What about pyrocynical?

New thread Boxxy/Catie

Forever Queen
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hey, thanks for making a new thread i missed the last one
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This ban is eating my data. But at least I'm visiting home for a few days.
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The real Queen

Pictures fuckin your gf?
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>>675720831
>implying
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>675720831
that's a pretty great pic

i wish i could take one like this but i don't think my gf could ever take my whole dick in her ass though

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ITT: we think of super powers with caveats.

>you can fly but only at a minimum speed of 600mph and during flight your legs are paralyzed.
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>>675721169

You're faster and stronger but you are black and have IQ of 60-80.
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Being able to regenerate,but have cancer and a fucked up face
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>>675721169
you can turn invisible but your ears and eyes must remained closed
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>>675721479
moron. what's the point of having cancer then?

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