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I fucked this girl in my backyard in the middle of the day this past summer. Dubs to see the pics.
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Well you got dubbledubz so post em.. or I'll just get dubz and fuck it
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>>675724477
Rollerino
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>>675724477
winrar!!
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Roll roll roll

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What is the best opener to pick up girl?
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>>675714636

most cars come with a button you can press to open up the trunk
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shovel to the side of her head
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>>675714636
>"ayy gurl u wan FUCK"
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>>675714636
> Your burka looks great today!

> damn, you should be my partner in the next watermelon eating contest I have

> wow, your eyes look wider than most asian girls your age

> jeez, looks like someone forgot to shave their face, maybe you can come over and I can help with that

> holy moly, I sure could make strong babies with you considering how big your hips are

> golly, your loin sure smells moist, are you coming onto me?

protip: carry mace and a gun, most women don't like 'openers' and will try to kill you

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Give us Steam codes!
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WJRVV-9G3N5-MEH32
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FUCKY-OUFKI-NFAGG
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X2F6V-XKH8I-CVFXW
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4WA6I-V5Y6Z-DLCN2

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ANITMOOTED PART 2!

Want a pic animated? Post it.

Pref vertical and far from background.

Willl post a few examples.
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>>675719752
Original
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>>675719752
another
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>>675719897
Orig
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>>675719752

did you photoshop each frame individually to get this effect?

I wanna show you little dick losers how much of a mess I can make
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Tits or gtfo
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>>675721243
K
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>>675721352
F u.
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It gets bigger..

Hey i don't know if this is a place to do this,but i just wanna come out to someone,& you should feel special i chose you guys to be 1st!
i'm excited..& nervous..aha
i'm a fairly butch-presenting,born-male male,who identifies as male,but when i hear it out loud,i just can't.
To hear strangers,or worse,friends & family,people who supposedly love me,refer to me as male,man,boy,dude,bro,bruh,guy,even the name i chose for me@17(i'm Kyli,nice to meet you!)crushes me inside.i get sickened to my tum & my lungs start hyperventilating,my intestines start quivvering,my heart races & so does my mind,searching for answer why the world has to be this way? Why don't they accept progress in a society so chained to conformity? Why is it so hard to understand that i'm notwhat they have such a sick hunger for me to be-even if i am?
But my mind can find no reason,no peace,in this world where all most truly wish to do is cause HURT,& PAIN.
i have cried into my cushions every night since discovering myself,because if it was this hard for me to finally figure out,how can i EVER expect for anyone else to understand THE CORE OF ME?
but i will fight the good fight. Society will not turn to the light in my lifetime,but one day the millions of name/facd/timeless warriors of love will be honored & looked upon as the pioneers & awakeners.i will be aMong them.who refused to be silent & let things go on normally or the way it should be
i can't not take my stand,in every possible forum,venue,encounter & opportunity. Every conversation & public space will be filled with the cry of freedom,not for long drowned out by the shouts of protest from those too comfortable in what they thought was life. i Am Kyli.
But out loud,i prefer to be referred to as, &my preferred pronouns are "heh"&"dilmar".
It's not easy being narcissexual,but it's everything that i Am,& it is the #1 thing i'm proud of in life.
~i Am Kyli! i Am The Infinite, No Boxes Can Tie Me To The Ground~
Thank you everybody!
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These nachos look delicious
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>>675722246
Lol true! i don't eat processed chips or cheese tho!
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didn't read it but I think I get what you want. Crabs
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Leafyishere vs. h3h3

What does /b/ think?
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Leafy is a stupid douche that is afraid to control his fans.
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>>675719959
Leafy is a faggot and h3 did nothing wrong. Also leafy manipulated what h3 said in order to make him look bad
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>>675719959
I think u need a lobotomy.
Don't you have a Barnaby Smathers thread to make, reddit?
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What about pyrocynical?

New thread Boxxy/Catie

Forever Queen
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hey, thanks for making a new thread i missed the last one
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This ban is eating my data. But at least I'm visiting home for a few days.
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The real Queen

Pictures fuckin your gf?
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>>675720831
>implying
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>>675720831
>675720831
that's a pretty great pic

i wish i could take one like this but i don't think my gf could ever take my whole dick in her ass though

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ITT: we think of super powers with caveats.

>you can fly but only at a minimum speed of 600mph and during flight your legs are paralyzed.
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>>675721169

You're faster and stronger but you are black and have IQ of 60-80.
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Being able to regenerate,but have cancer and a fucked up face
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>>675721169
you can turn invisible but your ears and eyes must remained closed
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>>675721479
moron. what's the point of having cancer then?

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Brown People: Why do they ruin everything?
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>>675720389
cracker
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>>675720750
You misspelled winner.

I'll forgive you though because spelling is culturally biased right?
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>>675720389
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>>675720963
shut up whitey you are nothing but a fucking inbred. go back europe and pretend that crackers are the superior race fucking hot shit also last time i checked hamburgers have more grease than tacos you fucking stinky ass white ape. White people also like to fuck their family members then they turn out to be a bunch of retards. You're comeback was nothing but a mistake just like you're white ancestors and you're existence

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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:

http://6i9.no/wincest

pic related
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>>675722471
this thread is fake fuck off newfags
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>>675722471
seriously love this vid
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>>675722471
this vid is amazing
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>>675722471
really fucking hot

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Do you like my new haircut, /b/ros?
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Your beard is cancerous
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you look like a partially amputated thumb with a moldy piece of shit on it
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nutbumper*
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>>675714811
I love you

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Im from the future. Ask me anything.

Year I was born: 2151
Year that i came back from: 2175
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Why does this one want from jazier
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why did no one show up to stephen hawking's time traveller party in 2009?
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>>675721277
Actually. There was a mass genocide that happend. Killed over 200,000 people that wanted to go back in time.
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Why are you running away from the future?

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New gf gave me the go ahead to post and see what others thought. Advice or comments?
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Holy fuck op
Hot af! What position is that?
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Looks like a nice pussy, thumb in the ass is a nice touch. Dick is kinda small but who cares you're getting laid
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More pictures and some videos too. Gf is sucking cock as speak
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Faces of /b/ thread.
Because, fuck you.
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fuck you
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>>675718733
Damn
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>>675718733
Me at a convention. Hurr durr.
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>>675718733
I WANNA BE CANCER TOO!

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Why don't you have a qt asian gf?
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she needs less fucking maccas and v cans fatass
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>>675717671
I do (:

Life is grand

Roll
Also post your own
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fuck off
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>>675708857
rolling 6-7
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>>675708857
Oh look another shitpost that belongs elsewhere.
Let an oldfag explain things for you newfriends:
This is why /b/ is shit:

>dick rate threads
WTF? comparing your penis with other people? you fucking degenerate fucks need to leave your basements more often, seriously.

>how would you fuck pic related /cum tribute threads
these are really fucking sad, literally kids giggling over how they would have sex with someone if they weren't so fucking retarded or social outcasts. Fucking grow up and learn to talk to women.

>dub threads/ let’s act retarded when someone gets dubs
Oh so there’s two numbers the same? WOW!? OMG!! GROW UP you faggots! Get a fucking grip already.

>traps/feminine penis threads
You don’t belong on /b/. period. This is not a place for you mentally ill faggots to look at cock and warp the minds of other /btards. If you want to worship cock all day long, fine but FUCK OFF and don’t bring your shit here.

>cuck threads
WHAT THE FUCK?!? You enjoy seeing your wife fucked by other men? WOW guess what, people like you are holding evolution back! Literally kill yourself now you perverted fucks.

Finally just fuck off, don’t come here. you’re not welcome. Don’t bring your friends, don’t bring your memes. Just leave forever.

No wonder /b/ is such shit.

You're the reason /b/ is dead.

You're the reason why Moot left.
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>>675708857
rolling for 6,7 and to help autist op.

H/fur
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>>675716005
you drew that yourself?
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I love herm cock!
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>>675716005

Thank you for posting h/fur

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Trashy thread
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>>675716362
>going out in public like that
what a good kid
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