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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Let's write a story one word at a time! I'll start.
Once
nigger
>>715210330
Tried
>>715210701
ballsacklicking!
Fin
>>715211113
and
More of her please
>>715197935
>>715198148
moar
>>715199179
More? Nudes?
>>715199179
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Ask a femanon anything
>inb4 tits or gtfo
If you choose not to believe me then fine. You can just go back to your faggy trap threads but im simply bored and i felt like im a fairly decent person when it comes to advice and honesty so im here to help y'all dudes out
Personality/traits please
>>715215236
whats your bra size and brand?
>>715215236
Kys sage
>>715215308
My personality and traits?
Or do you mean what traits are admired in men?
>>715215529
Yours, i want to know what makes you special!
Ask a girl that wants to leave her husband anything.
Pic related. Thats me
timestamp or gtfo
>>715215834
this
sage in the meantime
Timestamp
>>715215759
>>715215759
Why are you fat?
You must post in this thread or else you will become infected.
If this happened to his mouth, imagine what happened to his dick.
wut
Not today Oral Chromoblastomycosis, not today.
a
>>715205840
ewwwwwwwwwww
>>715205840
No pls
I really like Disney's Frozen "Let it Go" song.
>>715204658
I have a secret, but if i told you it it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
:^)
>>715204658
i secretly think youre a fuckin faggot
Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush.
Im a nigger
>>715204658
I shitpost sucrets every time this thread pops up.
I also found nudes of a family member I've wanted to fuck for a while on here today. Not sure if keeping it secret or using it as leverage for more.
Pics you shouldn't share Part 3
High quality nudes only edition.
>>715214938
that tits!!! nice
>>715214792
we got a sauce on this? says tumblr but google img search gives nothing
Has anyone here ever fucked a stripper before? How do they generally react to your approaches?
>>715209996
It's really tempting but you have to resist it. Strippers are basically part-time hookers. When you're in a bar or a club they treat you like a king, but it's just an act. One of them even offered me a lap dance once but I refused because I was wearing thin cargo shorts and knew I would nut all over her ass if she were to dry hump me. They're gorgeous, but stay away, and if you really can't resist, go the bathroom and jerk it off as quickly as possible. You'll thank me later.
i dated one once.
She told me she was a dancer when we first met. Bout 6 months in for my bros 23rd we went to her strip club without noticing. Bro told me i got him the best gift i had ever given, my gf's massive tits.
I'm not bothered by that kind of stuff (i've dated a sex worker before and since actually) so we dated for another year before she had some family shit and basically melted down and diapered. Wonder where she is now... probably in a ditch. that was the most likely end for that one.
>>715211115
>diapered
tell me more about her diaper issue...
>>715209996
you're better off finding a stripper off hours somewhere they hang out. they're more likely to hook up for $ not on the clock.
>>715211215
i'm tired. shut it.
Post your 10/10
Pic related
who dat?
>>715211323
Are you asking me or OP? I wish I knew mine.
>>715211934
>Wed
OP
She (far right)was the hottest girl in my school accordinh to everyone, what does /b/ think? Also post the hottest girl from your school.
>>715205680
Here she is but on the left
>>715205680
shes aight. Nothing special. Bet theres about 15 hotter girls in that sorority alone though.
>>715205807
Yea thats what I thought too she did have great legs and a nice ass tho but that was from so much soccer she played.
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holy fuck guys. it just hit me that i will actually never have a gf and i will always be alone and i literally hold no value to anyone.
god how do i cope with this feel. sincerely i just want to end my life.
I know the feel. I have no friends, that gets to me more than no gf.
tfw Halloween, NYE and birthday alone.
>>715210169
You see yourself of no value, you treat yourself this way and your social interaction follows suit. You project this view onto others. Do something that makes you proud of yourself, workout, get ripped and get invested into something that is of value to you, and people will be attracted to the thought of that value.
Relationships are usually more trouble than good believe me and they always require you to sacrifice part of you.
>>715210280
>halloween
this is one of the holidays people who aren't like us overlook the most. couples dressing in coordinated costumes, having fun with friends, time of their life, meanwhile i'm sitting in my empty apartment alone studying because i have nothing better to do and with a bowl of candy i eat myself because no trick or treaters would ever come
nye is also bad, no nye kiss. christmas is okay because family.
>>715210169
The more people like you the better. only thing fucking our planet up is over population of humans
You not breeding is a god send. Your painful lonely life is what mankind needs. Let the strong live on and die with the rest of the weak Anon.
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SJW logic thread
>SJWs then: The fappening is an invasion of privacy and is literally rape.
>SJWs now: Jennifer Lawrence is racist and disrespectful to hawaiian culture she deserved the fappening.
literally no one has ever said that
SJW's have literal brain damage (amygdala atrophy). They're the first to die off in an SHF scenario and they know it.
>>715205228
/thread
>>715205228
>>715205696
If you had posted a picture of someone saying that these posts wouldn't have happened.
Even if you faked it and blotted out the name people would have believed you (god only knows why).
But you didn't.
So no one cares.
>>715204337
Daily reminder, these people aren't """sjws""" they are typical white people.
Ask a pedo anything. Again. Again?
Don't post pictures of kids
On /b/ kid=cp now
Mods:
Delete the post, not the thread.
Thank you.
To that anon who posted the girl:
Good luck with that one.
Don't forget. Consent is key, anon.
And you don't get any if you're caught cumming in girls hair...
>>715207238
Are you a pedo?
>>715207238
Do you know what "pedo" means in spanish ?
>>715207238
How to initiate with my niece, were not close at all as i dont see her often, so naturally im kind of a stranger too her as in we dont spend time together or talk be she isnt afraid to talk to me like a stranger
>>715207238
Where can i find actual cp?
>>715207426
... Yes
>>715207473
Nope
>>715207505
>we dont spend time together
That's the most important thing tho
Be her best (adult) friend
>>715207525
Fbi honeypots
Loli thread...?
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=404
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: *#&#^#[
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
still here
;)
>I win
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715209395
>>715209309
Thanks for the bode of confidence my wife is going to get the cheat book for me tomorrow.
>claimed
NUDE GAME
You know the rules.
4, 5, 6
>>715210288
roll
2 or 7 gets to make requests
>>715210288
Rolling for ff
>>715210079
Roll
>>715210397
Anything
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