>no ylyl thread
Ylyl fags
>>704574253
Top kek
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him.
>>704575444
Nice trips
Care to explain what the fuck that is
post ur fav gif
>>704571376
Fb fap 6
say if u want more of any
Wwyd, pick 2
>>704578100
>>704578285
niether, they all have demon eyes
chickengirl aka sierra brune
found phone thread
part 2
the resurrection
and now we wait
http://itsalmo.st/#sierrabrunethread
first post
tinychat com slash 8f905v
bumperino
>>704578997
original post is here
>>704570903
Deutschlandfaden
#keinoriginaledition
Fragen stellt ihr selbst
kein fotzenfaden? :(
Glaubt ihr, ihr kommt in den Himmel?
>>704582169
würde knutschen
Reportiere ein.
ASIAN AMATEURS LET'S GO
>>704569896
>>704570032
>>704570119
Pale BBW/Chubby Thread
>>704573422
>>704573243
Is there anything wrong with being a pedophile?
>>704576282
These "people" make me sick...They are a bunch of neckbearded fucks that don't have the balls to approach a fully developed woman so they prey on kids like the cowards they are.Fuck them!
It's sickening. Those attracted to children should seek help as it is a mental illness.
>>704577631
Help? We need to cut their fucking balls and cocks off!
literally everything. They should be exterminated like everyone else with mental illness, so that we don't have their kind shitting up future generations
Nostalgia Celeb Thread!
Genorous OP here ran out of keys yesterday im back with more
leave id Dubs = 1 key
Trips = 3 keys get rolling
tsmbitw thx
LWJJ2-GT3GH-88VYV freebie key as always
TBP
>>704581433
thanks for the key op^^
Kim kardashian thread
>>704562048
WHORE
>>704562085
Exactly
More girls you know personally who would die of embarrassment if they ever found out /b/ is saving their nudes
She Die in embarrassment if she know I do this
>>704576183
more of this one too plz!
>>704576415
good body too any pussy
>>704576415
what's her name?
Creepshot thread. Must be upskirt, downblouse, or nude. None of this legging, fully clothed shit. OC preferred.
Pokebox loli edition
![09c0f65d68f33e7f2182a6645c8fd145[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1474/303/1474303000029.jpg "09c0f65d68f33e7f2182a6645c8fd145[1]")
what's your poison anons?
what you drinking? snorting? smoking? popping? injecting? or are you saving for later?
did a few lines of coke & gonna smoke a bowl soon. how are you spending today?
>>704571885
Straight up junkie.
Just ripped a line of 2 30mg roxies. Hate myself.
>>704571885
My poison is usually weed and coke but i can only get weed right now.
I smoked a few bowls in bed this morning.
I'm thinking of rolling on dxm this week if i get the time
>>704571997
what else do you do anon?
>>704572063
i been there. my guy just got back and hooked me up with an 8ball.
how do you guys support your habits?
>>704571885
Woke up hungover. I had a half-full bourbon and coke from last night on my bedside. Drank that, had a smoke.
Mixed three more until I was out of Jack. Spent half an hour trying to find out where my pipe is so I could smoke a bowl.
Currently wondering if I've got sound enough a mind to hit up the liquor store. Think I'll have a few more coffees before I jump on that.
Ya think drinkings a game?
Saw my sister masterbating last night. Parents are leaveing for a wedding right now a few hours aways. Sister comes home at 3. Want her to see me naked. Trips decides my plan
>>704569811
>Take cloths off
>Wait in front of door
>???
>Profit
>>704569811
Pretend to be asleep on couch, leave what you want her to see exposed, ffs none of this is rocket surgery...
Leave bedroom door closed but not 100% (not latched, etc)
Jerk off watching porn with headphone on but sound muted, etc (so you can hear her come in)
Make slight grunting/jerking noises when you know she's gotten home
She'll walk in or look in but you can play it off cause you didn't hear her come home
how bout you not try to fuck your sister
>always cum in under 3 mins with girlfriend
>she starts making me eat her out before each fuck
>always holds my head and forces me into her pussy
>one time i cum while eating her out
>she laughs like crazy
>makes me put a towel down for my dick before i eat her out
>sex life morphs to her orgasming then her holding my head while i hump the bed
>she says sex is better than ever...
wish I had a gf
>>704556699
how many inches?
also checkd
That sucks op. Have u been with others? I've always had above average cardio then recently I dated a girl for like 2 months and I found sex with her felt uncomfortable and I would finish in under 5 mins like 80% of the time. It was embarrassing and demoralizing for me. Broke up with her though and had sex a few times with a different ex to see if I was broken. Back to my usual studliness with her though lol. If ur girl likes and and so do u then w/e but if it's bumming u out and u haven't tried others then I would suggest shopping around
look m8 if you're working with like at least 5 inches you can pipe her shit in, fuck the absolute shit out of here, choke her pull her hair, fucking pussy, you expect not to become a cuck? because what you're doing leads down that path 100% of the time
Hello, /b/.
Time to go to war!
What colours are the greatest?
Take up the fight for your colour and crush all other colours.
Will update regularly.
GO!
>>704575449
Rolling for purple.
Let the greens conquer everything
>>704575449
Orange 4 lyf
>>704575449
Red.
10/10s
http://www.strawpoll.me/11248578
>>704572322
shes polish lmao no way 10/10
>>704572641
Sauce?
>son comes home
>looks like this
Wat do?
fug him
>>704564232
nothing
>>704564232
>Damnit Carl!
>>704564232
Shake my head, say "you're not my son", turn 360 degrees, then walk away.
