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Cock Tribute Thread
Cont.
please !
Please :)
please
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
You and your wife are trying to get across the Trump wall so that she can have your baby in the land of the free. Dubs decides what you do next.
Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing you to the nearest town
-A vulture
-A guard who will shoot you if you try to climb the wall or tunnel under it.
Rules:
-You only control you and your wife. Ex: "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-Only the first dubs after each update will be counted. No
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fuck your wife
fuck the bird
>>675880406
Despite singles, you fuck your wife.
Dubs decides.
fuck the cactus, then use the blood from your dick to summon Satan.
Kill myself.
So yeah guys im sick of being harrassed online by virgin boys when im gaming...
Yes im a female
Yes im a gamer girl
Yes i workout
Yes im a personal trainer
Yes im a dental assistant
SO FUCKING WHAT?
no i wont date you, i only date fit white men with a good education like lawyers or doctors.
You see girls like me have standards and dont waste time on less intelligent workingclass guys
STALE PASTA
Mhmm
Stale pasta. That said, I earn over $100k a year, have 3 degress, very fit, 6 foot 1", white master race who plays a heck of a lot of video games.
I don't date chunky loser white trash females though. I date exotic women of all races, and cheat on them with others regularly.
>>675875874
whats the fucking point of this ?
or you just unleashed the retard in you
>>675876208
it's /b/. What's the point of any of it?
ITT: Black people that 4chan doesn't hate
>hating black people
>>675874841
>>675874953
>not hating black people
>>675875364
Racist much?
Thinking about start smoking any pro tips?
Kill you'reself
Light doesn't mean "less harmfull"
Don't smoke is bad for you
>>675876756
More cancerous than cigarettes
>>675876557
Try vaping
I will Cocktribute some pics, if I like.
If you want privacy, my e-mail is: [email protected]
>>675877161
My gf.. please trib
>>675877161
please OP
>>675877512
Nice, moar?
Make me sexually aroused.
meh
is that really you op?
ugly fucking photo
sage
>>675877495
You're a special kind of dumb.
>>675877260
it doesn't work that way
Every day carry? Please judge and critique.
i have the same backpack, great to hide le pist0000l in for when le teacher roasts ya but she doesnt know ya got an m9 in your backpack ;))) )) ))) )) ) ))X)D))X)))D)D)X)D)X))D)X))D))D killmeplease
Serpa a shit. Open carry a shit, Too many knives otherwise a-ok man. Keep it up.
>>675877504
IkR lelLelLEllEl
>>675876900
school shooter starter pack
>>675877519
I know but it came cheap with the sr9. In the process of getting ccw. It does suck open carrying. Try not to go to the city with it, too many dumbs
YLYL Thread
I'll start
Get thread
>>675879044
checked anon
>>675879044
Checked
Let's get this dubs train rollin'
I'm fucking bored!
>>675879044
Checked
>>675879569
faggot
Why do you want this racist to be president? Please give me one good reason.
because you're gay
He's never really said anything racist, just 99% of his supporters are.
>>675880669
>He's never really said anything racist,
yes he did
Trump advocates the racial profiling of Mexicans and Muslims, for starters.
Because if white people don't run the world, things go to shit.
>>675880669
> just 99% of his supporters are.
>"HURR DURR 99% RACIST DURRRRR
Absolutely nothing supports that, faggot.
it's friday!
the s/fur ride continues til eternity and beyond!
girls like this thread
>>675874776
Most desu
It's called vitiligo, skin disease that affects blacks that want to be white
>>675874776
They are literally mid-evolution. Its so amazing.
>>675875045
she look like ghoul from Fallout
>>675875203
press any button to cancel
name your sexual life with one movie name
ill start: bloodsport
hard candy
The Departed
>>675876825
Alone in the dark
Lolita
Post degenerates and other lifeforms.
>>675876968
It says a lot that I can tell these people are British, even though that's an American restaurant with dollars on the table.
>>675876968
>>675877920
Try again
YLYL: Edge edition
>>675877701
>>675878370
>>675877701
>>675878492
>>675878492
LOL
I want to dump her nudes. But I'm afraid she's too ugly. So if you guys roll dubs I'll post her nudes, see if you're willing to try. If you roll trips I'll post her with another girl naked.
am new don't know what to post but will if I know
>>675878975
I find ugly women more attractive because i feel like they are within my reach, so postem or leave faggot.
>>675878975
Why not
Show ass
Show taint
/b/ now lives in the same house
No niggers
Strapping shield to asshole
Who ordered this?
Shitters full.
/b/ is so dead it fits in a single house...
Why the fuck are all of you kids?
Feet thread?
>>675876060
where can I get more of these 90s smileys?
Yes
>>675876169
>>675876215
>>675876304
Man of the year?
The year isn't even half over fuck off.
>>675871016
Still
>>675870919
Yes
A man who stands in the face of insults and hate to get his point across.
