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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Whoever solves this gets 50$
http://link.dabebook.com/3
roll
Roll during class leggo
wol
we-wol
Rawl
>>686346442
roll
Give me your best cringe /b/.
>tfw brony friendzonies
>>686356630
>Ralph
>cringe
Kek.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCOhnsfWu3M
Dubs gets to decide how I respond to this crazy bitch
>>686356557
Ok, now that you got that out of your system, hows about you show me them udders?
>>686356881
it's tinder can't send pics
need her number first
shut up bitch, ill rape you
>>686356557
I want you to rub bacon grease on my dick and drizzle egg yolk on my balls
I'll rape your saggy cunt whilst fingering your dad.
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most Importantly: We're the good kind of cancer
I don't have a cool introduction this time
Sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3tzn4PipgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rs9PSG9qE
something about something
>i'm great at conversation
>>686357654
This is the gf
What should I do?
two fingers in ass
Lemme see undies
>>686356390
snort salt of her ass
>>686356390
PANTIES OFF
Show us some progress OP
music recommendations for my LSD trip tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3qqfgp1Ns
le tame impalas xD
eluvium
saeed by infected mushroom and welcome to the machine by pink floyd
>>686349544
>eluvium
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTJZybIOhEA
ITT we compliment each other until someone gets trips, then we all ridicule the anon who posted after him
OP is a kind and respectable person
OP is a kind and respectable person
Faggots kys
>>686357670
Thank you Sir Jeffers :)
What a nice day, made even better by OP's beautiful post
New wincest thread, cuz that one guy is a lazy faggot.
Lazy dadcest faggot here. This is the only thread with wincest in the OP so it's the correct thread.
Bump for OP's arrival
>>686353512
>dat face
Well, she does legitimately look like the product of incest
Also, congrats on being such a beta you can't even jack off to someone outside of your own gene pool
>>686353911
OK then please dump
Cool cool, someone grab caps from last thread
faces of /b/, be nice to each other
18/Georgia
kill me plz
In case you hating meninists didn't see I'm a model xD So watch before you call me ugly.
I can't wait till I'm a mod so I can ban you fucking faggots. Ruins the entire point on an anonymous board
THREAD 2
GET IN HERE
OP lost his internet connection for a min but still counted everything edition
>>686358197
yellow > purple
White to blue
>>686358282
Reroll
White to purple
>>686358197
purple master race kill white
I'm going to be rapping to a funky fresh beat, any anyone who's post ends in a 7 can add a line to the rap. Will post it when done
>>686350167
I can barely breathe
I fukt ur mum
>>686350167
I'm going to be raped to a funky fresh beat, any anyone who's post ends in an 8 can slide their cock in my ass. Will post vids when done
>>686350707
I really mean it I love Cocks I my ass
And really loud bass
Put another cock in my ass
Juggle it around like it's clown class
I've reached critical mass
From all these Cocks in my ass
I think I might explode
Because a nigger cock just gave me a big load
>>686350970
Oh look I'm on the road
Into my ass goes a toad
I like em big I like em small
I love them all
even the chode
I only know dicks I can't even code
sup /b/
how much ibuprofen does it take to kill me? I want to die
>>686350562
Can't you be at least a little bit fucking inventive?
>>686350795
I'm a coward
Thought about jumping into the river with a weight around my neck, and hanging isn't an option because my parents house has tile ceilings
can you provide a little more information about your situation?
At least 350.
Hang yourself from a tree or swing or someth?
>>686350562
just down a bottle, but it's really painful. Dying from falling off a bridge is way better than liver failure
My phone number used to belong to some kid named Aidan. All his friends and relatives text me and I troll them. This is the newestimate one.
Dubs decides
>>686351044
Bump
could we do some sex stuff after, or maybe even during?
hey ive been thinking.... do you like me? ive been having these really erotic dreams lately, and i want to experiment....
>>686351250
I think Satan will understand if you miss one orgy at the church
Fluffy Thread
Or Spiderman Thread...
i like this one for the pointless abuse
>>686354111
what about a spiderfluffy thread?
GOB GET IN HERE
GAME OF BROS
>OP Zombie Manisk
>>686344188
Claim targ
>>686344380
>Young Griff, House Targaryen
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Fire and Blood
>>686344512
Welcome, friendo
>>686344188
bump, you absolute madman
Up
keep em going!
Hell yeah I will
Bumping to get things started
>>686353920
New celeb thread.
Bridgit boi reporting in
>>686352734
emma ass as well since it was mentioned lol
>>686352734
This bitch got faaaaaaaaaaaaaat
I have a problem fucking hookers and I need to stop.
>Fuck at least 1 hooker a week
>ranges anywhere from a $60 backpage quickie to $500 high end escort
>I am married to a great woman
>thinking about killing myself since I cant stop
I have gone 2 months without fucking one, but its to the point that its all I can think about now. I have lost all interest in fucking my wife, I am mad all the fucking time, always irritated. I just want to fuck a hooker.
>>686350983
Go fuck one then.
>>686350983
tell your wife, tell what happens next
How do you find a "high end" escort?
>>686351633
I have actually thought about it, but if she did leave me I would off myself 100%
>>686351739
Like high end shoes they cost more, same function
Tribute thread last one 404
Post pics and ill see what i can do
Pics that should be shared and pics you saved
/r/zxmHfg
>>686353503
Full frontal?
>>686353818
