Does /b/ drive fast cars?
Mine:
> 2003 Mustang Cobra
>>693186497
>micropenis detected.
>>693186497
67 stang or bust. Fox body comes second. Don't need a solid differential because I like my tires
>>693186678
And what makes you think that, anon? Just because I like fast cars?
Also, lifted trucks are for micropenises.
>>693186998
Now what? Sure, the 67-68 Stangs are arguably the best of the classics. Foxbodies are a great platform for building a cheap street car, but I think you mean a solid rear axel with a LSD. And you need an LSD or you're just a peg leg.
1975 stingray corvette
s/fur
>>693201364
This is 100% correct.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
doggo thread
doggo doggo
>>693194650
Ceiling doggo
gsd
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>693199848
Here ya go, femanons! Enjoy your dicks!
Also, this is my official roll...
chan
rolll
>>693199848
rollin on a river
>>693199848
rollinng
Dubs decide faggots
Nudes now
"Is it clean?"
I can't be in two different cities at the same time.
no
"I will if you send nudes"
>>693204381
marvelous
>>693204381
shits fuckin hot i just came
>>693204381
She is perfect
>>693204381
girl is nice looking. guys cock is skinny that might helped her gag it down
>>693204381
ALERT: i came
>>693204381
MMMmmmm!!! Nigguher!! ^__________^
Celeb thread
>>693186513
>>693186622
Horny as fuck. Trips decides.
sharpie in the pooper
>>693199481
Put on a shirt, read a book, obtain self-respect.
Graph paper.
DESIGN ME A KITCHEN
https://www.reddit.com/r/HDAmateurPorn/comments/4rcyls/every_minute_new_photo_mega_collection_sexy_photos/
spread them cheeks
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>>693192844
True, but I am a complete failure at everything, and completely fucked in the head. Dying sounds better than living.
i want to hold eisen's hand
>>693193245
>toned
That word is enough to make me not do it. Also, I need to have big arms because they're so long compared to the rest of my short body.
>>693193175
>Dying sounds better than living
You'd probably be shit at that too though
>>693193193
I can cook mind you
i just screw up sometimes
>>693192608
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I am skeptical. I await your next work.
Hot Black Chicks III
Get YLYL'd
>>693189514
He came to sesame street hahahahah
I just lost to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bu57VGNEes
kek
Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
bump
Hello Alice, how was your day today?
Bump, i keep dreaming of suicide, what do?
>>693188709
Can't complain. You?
>>693188755
have you been to a doctor?
>>693188421
Hey Alice, I couldn't catch you at eight today. Yesterday's thread died early, didn't it?
Faggot fuckface thread
>>693195136
I literally can't keep up with all these new Pokemon.
>>693195232
It's a fagachu
Itt post tributes you've saved or your favorite tributes
We post our steam our steam account values
>>693171828
Am i rich /b/?
steamdb.info/calculator
get a life virgin fags
oh boy
nice screencap OP
>>693172572
stfu normie
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>693170600
>>693190562
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
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Claiming best girlie!
>>693191325
what method is most effective?
new fb fap thread
Petite blonde
>>693188807
>>693189188
ITT: Best walmart stories.
>>693180683
watched some guy go home with a cucumber or zucchini along with lube. Shit you not. Cashier was just as shocked as I was.
Funny part was that he didn't seem drunk or high at all.
I work the sporting goods.
>I need ammo.
Ok. What do you need?
>I dont know.
Ok... What is it that you shoot?
>I just bought it yesterday, I have no idea what it is really.
Then I really can't help you.
>Who is your manager?
I'll page her over.
...
The assistant manager comes over and gets complaint, pulls me to the back and tells me to go on my lunch.
I come back an hour later, and the customer is...
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Not Walmart but still relevant.
>be me
>working @ target
>flow team (come in early and unload truck, pack shelves)
>working late after opening one day
>around noon so normal amount of people
>unboxing captain america action figures
>mfw i'll never be manly enough to be a toy
>go to take something to next aisle over
...
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>>693180683
>Walmart stories
>Posts pic of an Asda
>>693181705
>ASDA
>Part of the Walmart family
Have you ever considered masturbating to a pokemon?
I'm just sampling stuff. If you have any requests, feel free to ask.
Also please bump the thread for me
Tuesday Tits strikes again.
Topic of this thread: why won't my boyfriend fuck me? I reach for his bulge and he shies away.
>>693192049
The answer is inside your vagina. Show it to me and I will give you the answer.
>>693192049
I smell some bait
>>693192049
write dubs on your boobs.
>>693192049
how does your ass look?
>>693192049
He's a fag, duh.