I been drinking 2 days non stop.whatis wrong with me? Red spots that itch
>inb4 aids
Cancer
>>674614166
drinking alcohol or water?
>>674614166
Drink some coffee, your liver is trying to escape
>>674614379
Alcohol
Feet with ass thread
>>674612732
Kek
all i got from my personal folder
s/fur
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
>>674613566
>implying im trying to satisfy a woman during sex
you get what you get and you'll deal with it
not shopped at all
>>674613566
Whats your malfunction???
is 7,4" acceptable?
Fingol here ama
>>674613515
Säälotön itse bumppaus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcYAXqZnpo
>>674613699
Joo?
>>674613806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8zlIOagwI
MY 9TH ANNUAL 4CHAN GAMES HAVE COMMENCED. EVERY DISTRICT MUST TRIBUTE 24 TRIBUTES TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. PUT YOUR TRIBUTE DOWN BELOW
Notice:
I will not be showing the days where it just shows who died, I find that a waste of time personally.
I will not die, I will be here until the end (unless some bullshittery happens like my internet/power goes out)
I may moddify names to make it funny (ex: instead of cool cat I would put cool cunt) or so it would fit the character limit
(ex instead of Captain Mexico of Disctrict 12 I would put Captain Mexico of D. 12)
Past Winners:
1st Annual: Johnny
2nd Annual: Bill Gates (he's a feg because he killed Adolf)
3rd Annual: Saiyan Hank Hill
4th Annual: Starco
5th Annual (favorite one so far): Dragon Lord
6th Annual: Pot of Greed
7th Annual: Garry Mother Fucking Oak
8th Annual (funniest one so far): Sir Keksalot
Favorite Tributes (tributes I've loved so far, and yes are stil acceptable):
IHE, Durr Plant, Adolf Hitler, Moon Man, Indian Cop, 20 Good Men, Muslim Population, /pol/ (he committed seppuku last time)
Banned Tributes (tributes I'm just going to skip over):
Chloe Price, any past winner (gonna do something special with them later)
Buzz fagyear
Nobody
Green trtle
Pikachu
creepshots
>>674613363
jesus christ damnnn
Bump
>>674613363
Oc boiz my big sis
>>674613363
You from New York OP?
dumb these type of nipples, mostly black girls but anything like these would be fine
>>674613171
is her hair encased in literal shit?
Nigga what?
>>674613171
>dumb
haha, you're dump
Can't believe there's no tarp thread. Let's get one going
tarp derp
ok
It's not a mental disease like everyone says
wanna see something cool?
New pics you shouldnt share thread.
Post away
Requesting more
You wanted thong pics... Like this?
>>674613350
Yes please, especially like first pic
b/ name the band
Bombs and Roses
>>674611611
Sem-Tex
>>674611611
Isis-ter Sledge
Radioraghead
Post a pic that best describes your personality.
Anyone want her?
god yes
>>674613181
Sure why not
yeeess
>>674613181
Yes, where from?
Prove that you're not gay.
>Post the last thing you fapped to
What did you /b/ros just drink ?
Fucking off it right now
happy friday :)
I'm 2 months sober so nothing
>>674611619
Red wine. Cheap red wine. Very cheap red wine. Stale very cheap red wine. From a bag-in-box.
In a plastic cup. A dirty plastic cup that i found on the floor.
>>674611619
Midget!
N-no homo...
i-it's not like I enjoy stuff like this or anything
>>674614390
I enjoy it, nohomo tho.
Dick Rate anyone?
0/cancer
Rate
Who r dis?
>>674611499
i'd love to have a sniff of her teddy
sauce on my sghetti plox
>>674611499
I love whores
How to disappear and start a new life.
ask Jim Morrison
Get a bus ticket for some reasonable town in Wyoming or some shit don't tell anyone where you're going and get a new phone number when you get there?
how'd ya fuck things up this time?
knocked up a student?
kill someone?
or are you beta who got rejected by a girl at school and now you wanna topic related
close all social media, change name by deedpoll (UK) move far away tell no one.
become new man simple as that really. done it twice.
