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>Find a flaw
Protip: you can't. Remy is literally perfect
>>684197189
>pubic hair
>small tits
>perfect
Too old.
Remy with huluhoop is the only gif i can always cum to
>>684197189
Her right knee looks like a Beluga Whale
Uh maybe her druggie face
You can tell she pops benzos and opiates on the reg
>>684194588
Ive got her whole set
Does anyone wants me to dump it?
>>684194588
I dated one once, she broke me and I broke her for good
>>684194819
YES
>Dubs decides what I say to this faggot
Self-Bumping without shame
so, whats your opinion on like, trans and chicks with dicks and stuff? :)
>>684199027
roll faggot
Have you ever sucked a hot steamy cock?
Want to fuck?
How would you work out peak voltage at point A?
I know the answer is around 21.9V, I'm want to know the method
DigiKey thread? DigiKey thread!
KCL faggot
multimeter
No? Anyone?
FPGA/VHDL jokes?
>>684194203
Pretty sure no one here can math. You fucked son. And not in the "good" way.
Any one else here had their life taken over by a girl? she basically got drunk and told me how she has taken conscious steps to make sure i can never leave her
>anon why are you always seeing your friends, if you keep seeing them ill cheat on you
>you cant go to the gym without me, you have to wait for me if you get there early
>i want you to get a 9-5 job in an office
>im tired so you have to come to bed as well.
if i refuse she starts
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>>684193293
Face the facts, you're already alone
its all in your head dude, nobody can trap you unless you let them. tell her to go fuck herself, tell her you are leaving here. it might be hard but it will get easier.
Also, you think you love her, but your just scared to leave. thats whats shes done to you
>>684193293
this qualifies as an abusive relationship.
Explain to yur moother how yu feel and the Stand up to your gf.
you will only become very unhappy with her and shotgun shells are expensive and make a hell of a mess, so save you that trouble.
end it now.
Just don't let it fucking happen. I dumped a girl because she said I wasn't romantic enough on valentine's day.
>>684194048
Solid advice, Also, Look into some legal shit, If she decides you're gonna be a rapist with her fucked up logic, the law will see you as a rapist
Haiku me bitch!
>>684195301
That plant is tiny
Why is that plant so tiny
Or is your hand huge?
>>684195582
beautiful
Haikus, normally,
are broken into three parts
because people suck
>>684195301
OP is a faggot
I think he should kill himself
Get off my board
Suck my big balls
Hairy stinky balls
Op is a faggot
dubs tells me what to spend this on. post a link, if possible. will most likely deliver, if not too ridiculous.
JOLLY RANCHER Hard Candy (Assortment, 5-Pound Bag) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YGQK5K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_qePnxb8BQFPXC
Nothing
>>684196411
that was quick
http://www.amazon.com/Milka-374010-Caramel-10-pack/dp/B005QVBZPM/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1463193952&sr=1-6&keywords=milka
>>684196101
Doc Johnson 18 inch double dong
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002X78EU6/ref=pd_aw_sim_121_of_12?ie=UTF8&dpID=21a9XPVHLGL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL390_SR390%2C390_&refRID=1PZ1PKC502707MKBWCZY
/b/
>walk into work
>see this
What do?
>>684197009
I don't have such a shitty education that I'd work somewhere like that.
Ask if it's fresh organic beef. Then inquire about price .
>>684197009
Get cookin'
Drag that shit to the meat department and fire up the grill.
>>684197009
i would try to find out what fucking moslem bitch made a halal slaughtering in the middle of a supermarket
Why the fuck is it considered attractive in many modern societies to shave your genitals? That is so stupid. A hairy pussy is as fun as a shaven one if not better. And also if you don't have pubes you have a higher risk of giving out an std during sex because pubes are there to PROTECT the sensitive skin around your genitals. Fuckin retards
Because social norms
>>684197227
I agree. I like hair down there.
>>684197227
I dunno, man. I like the hairy pussy...
Because oral sex, virginfag.
/thread
>>684197227
STDs really nigger
Alright /b/, time for a Bella Thorne thread. Give me more of this goddess
>>684197188
Shit actress.
But hot damn
OP here, Moar plz
>>684197188
just look at her, you can tell shes been molested before, so jelly it wasnt me who played with her soft, delicate genitals
>>684197520
Those nipples are PUFFY
Last ditch to save the thread
Trap/trans/Cd/mental illness thread
>>684195110
I kinda like this
am I bi?
What do you know about this faggot?
probably needed a bigger picture resolution
many of tesla discoveries were seized by the us government and they never saw the light because they benefited way too much the humanity for a very low cost or were way too destructive
>>684199110
He eats ass
>>684199110
Bowie played him in The Prestige.
He's a pigeon fucker.
any advice on how to get the most out of your marijuana?
buy low sell high
Don't let the feminist bitch Emma win.
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
Smoke it
I meant like using pax
reason I'm asking is a burned through $50 of quality green in 24hours. Am I doing something wrong?
I'm one of the college student interns for Shillary's campaign and I've grown sick of the constant sexism her campaign perpetuates. Trips determines what I post on her twitter account.
>>684198104
nigger nigger chicken dinner.
White men are cucks who love to watch their girlfriends plowed by a giant nigger bull
Announce VP pick of dat boi
Fuck niggers. Fuck all of them niggers.
mup da doo didda po mo gub
anon,
how do you make/keep a woman happy ?
>>684195978
Have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
>>684195978
have money
/thread
>>684196149
underrated post
>>684196149
Yes
>>684195978
Small word, long sentence.
Penis.
More shit like this
>>684196616
more! who is she?
finding women using dragon dildos and other bad dragon stuff is rare as hell, its mostly weird looking basement dwellers using BD products, fingers crossed thread finds some stuff
>>684196616
Why would you not provide a source on this one
>>684196821
I also need to know who she is
She looks like a chick who used to post nude shit on stickam like 5+ years ago
hey guys I'm from reddit and I'm trying to figure out this place
I am sorry for the stupid question but can you please tell me how to greentext? someone said put > first but I think he's a troll because it doesn't work
>See?
So how do I do it?
Thanks!
-Femalguron (my Reddit name)
Say ">>" you faggot :)
>>Faggot OP :)
please help /b/!
>>684194451
>>ohh thanks! test! btw how do you quotelink?
>>684194451
>>ohh thanks! test! btw how do you quotelink?
>> 684194451
>> ohh thanks! test! btw how do you quotelink?
Took the shrooms and I'm starting to feel a lil something something now so let's see some trippy ass shit nigguh!!!!
>45 min into shrooms and chill
>>684194982
drawthread: fat fucking titties edition
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>>684194054
>Cardbro
Just to be sure, i am still number 8 in the carddeck yes?
>>684194096
>post-it
that sucks, i hate waiting.
>>684194248
>Anon
i, uh..
>>684194507
>Topham
awww.. Can i request you infront of a fireplace?
Here's Sticknig's card!
I like fat fucking titties.
>>684194991
I have you down as the 8 of Hearts. :)
I'm banging this chick on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw
Protip: you can't
lol seriously? I mean, good for you bro. But come on...
seems like she'd be a nice fuck, submissive
tell me if I'm right
She looks ethnic, you're diluting the master race
>>684194916
She's ugly
Bait/10
>>684194916
Nice tits, but shes fucking ugly.
0/10 - Would not bang,
