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Celeb fap thread
The anti-Chloe army will post women that look like women.
>>688899200
It's too bad she's as dumb as a brick.
Snapchats slut thread
Will send dick pics or fulfill any resquest
Will post how they react too
Missvedina
She will deliver post wins
>>688900085
it's a private snap
Kalezzx
Hol1yj12
xxjade_hicksxx
aint got no more, robbed from other shit threads
oceandust
laflanduh
This is how grown men relax
>>688900158
thought you were soaking in a tub full of water at first but then enlarged the pic and noticed you had the shower spray on.
I've done that. it's ok.
carry on.
>2016
>still taking a bath
Are you a kid? Where are your rubber G.I Joe action figures? If not then why the fuck are you sitting in the tub??
Do you just LOVE bathing in your own filth? Filthy degenerate.
>>688900768
>>688900435
am i missing something ? why would he have deodorant under him?
>>688900768
I'm taking a shower
Post your best fap rolling games
rolll
>>688901151
roll
>>688901151
Roll
>>688902318
a man gets trips
No one gets trips
Rolling!
what a nice tea party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izt6-Bb1ZXY
A man does not have trips
better rewatch
Get on my lvl fags. I can 1v1 all of u bitches, gold1 jungle - top main and ALPHA main ez games.
Euw user name: smokethatherb
password : Mordi123
Prove me wrong betas!
so bitches im looking for a challenge!
>>688901309
i sent you a request, do me fqaggot
>>688901309
>voli
>>688901309
>calling people betas
>calls for a duel in lol
>>688901309
i signed you up for PBE, you're welcome
steam giveaway thread
dubs gets Phoenix Force
69 gets Super Hexagon
trips gets Dead Island Collection (Dead Island GOTY, Dead Island Riptide + All DLC)
you MUST leave your steam id in the same post or it won't count.
OP will deliver, but he's unfriending you after the gift
>>688900110
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198300251111/ even my profile has quads kek
>>688900110
jlattin09
>>688900110
jeddkeso
>>688900110
Figure gamers will show up in this thread.
So: is Red Dead Redemption worth buying/playing?
>>688900544
Fucking dubs wasted retard
rerolling 4 jlattin09
ylyl thread
best of 4chan edition
a thread for only the best of ylyl
>>688899393
>>688899477
>>688899551
s/fur
Checking in.
good evening, guys
how is everyone?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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Best type moon claimed.
Early bake.
2 image early bake everyone lose their fucking minds.
Drawthread.
Beach days Edition.
requesting matz in bikini
I miss the beach
>>688899490
ayy lmao ?
>>688898502
>you're telling me?
The sun is killing out there.
It feels like judaism.
Sweating harder than a jew in summer camp
>>688899250
>Well here you go, under every hoodie i'm just wearing another hoodie, so i'll be fine
Thanks man
>>688899387
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>>688899776
also fuck you provalone
ITT you try to convince me why black lives don't matter. Protip: You can't.
Black lives do matter, just not their faggy pointless racist ass movement
>>688900716
>black lives are important
>nigger lives don't matter
>virtually impossible to tell the difference
>>688900716
Blacks are important
Atleast some race needs to be for slavery
>>688901209
>pointless racist ass movement
It's not racist, in fact its aimed against your faggy white privilege.
>>688901515
>Atleast some race needs to be for slavery
Yeah, well the roster says white people are up for slavery duty.
Well? The fuck do you think it was gonna say?
>>688898719
>>688898719
>>688898719
Ask me anything
>>688898946
why did you come here?
why r u gay lol
>>688898946
are u real? looks like a mannequin that was primped up for this photo.
How old were you when your dad raped you and left?
>>688900252
And did he make any videos
Get in here and roll for your favorite Presidential candidate! First to reach the center octagon wins.
SCORING:
>Dubs = 1 square
>Trips = 3 squares
>Quads = 9 squares
Candidates are Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Gary Johnson.
bernie
trump senpai
>>688900022
Trump starts off with the first square!
-OP
>>688899703
Ya cant stump the trump
>>688900081
never heard of gary johnson, lets go with him
why would you share this
>>688901920
good story
cont..
>>688902065
I can't take credit, Charles Dickens wrote it
>>688901920
Is she made of cottage cheese?
Humm... fast food worker naked in the shitter thread... sounds interesting...
What kind of Cigarette do you want
one with weed inside
>>688893987
vape naysh
>>688893987
middle please
had only 2 yester day, besides those my last one was on tuesday morning. haven't been without cigs that long since a couple of years...
>>688888888
>>688893987
None. Cigarettes are disgusting.
Plus first, second, third, and fourth hand smoke have all be proven to cause cancer.
k /b/ros.. i didn't get the
>>688888888
so.. bye to all im fucked up
btw...rekt thread?
>>688891698
Bye OP. Better luck next time.
>>688891698
You cut the wrong way.
You are supposed cut long ways.
>>688891698
All over the flip-flop? really?
timestamp faggot
>>688891698
One wise man once said:
>"Side ways for attention, long ways for results"
Hey /b/ what would you do to her?
>>688884065
Feed her eggs
She is a fucking skellington
MS SKELTAL!
Someone post her vagina slip
Buy a Big mac
>>688884065
Listen, I have a rule okay?
If I eat them and I get hungry by dinner time then I'm not going to date them.
>yfw when cumming you overshoot your towel and hit your keyboard
Fapping accidents stories?
>>688894167
Hit your mom's eyes instead of her mouth.
>>688894167
Your dad walked in when I came in your mom
I'm surprised he didn't watch he just started fapping
>>688894167
you gotta be stupid if that happens to you.
1. take 3 squares of toilet paper
2. fold 2 times
3. put center of dick head into piece of paper moments before cuming
4 hold the piece of paper around your dick
5. ???
6 profit
7. flush down paper.
>be me
>meet hot girl in train
>ask her if she wants to go drink a coffee
>to my surprise, she says yes
>we drink coffee and talk and spend quality time in town
>later on she tells me she has to go now
>we kiss and grope each other for a good ten minutes until her bus came
>dick equals diamonds
>after she left i had to sit down for a few minutes because of the massive boner in my pants
>went home and fapped
>didnt even take a minute
>never came that much in my life
>sprayed half the room, my entire table and a good square meter of my rug with gallons of cum
>fucked the gal two days later
>>688894671
what the fuck? so you just dribble a few beads of rancid cum or something? no way that would hold a load.
