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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anyone want me to tribute?
plz
>>679627335
You have the original pic?
>ITT Post you're literally 10/10 grils
>you're
>those eyebrows
>those cheekbones
This whole thread is just a checklist of abominations
>>679611413
>ITT Post you're literally 10/10 shitposts
FTFY
>>679611686
i fucking love maisie. moar plohx
>>679611413
She's getting a bit old but she's still good
draw thread
worst op so far
>>679592617
i do this.
>>679607589
heibenice.
>>679607465
We all feel that way sometimes buddy <3 Just don't forget all your friends who like you for who you are, and don't forget that the world is changing for the better in that respect as well.
Soon we'll convert everyone and gays will rule the world, it's coming.
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>679607589
DON'T YOU EVER TALK SHIT ON BASED MURPHY
>>679607834
Ye.... we're the en- i mean... future of the mankind
Any anons in Tampa looking for a lady friend?
here wassup op
>>679621248
>lady
>cock
Choose one.
ehh just kind of lonely
>>679622050
unfortunate part of the process.
Timestamp.
STOP
If you saw this thread while browsing you must post your best attempt at a tri-force.
And may the odd be ever in your favor.
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>>679624271
Kek How do you Braket?
Trump 4 President!
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Green force?
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Rate thread. Want to know what other people think of you? This is the place. 20 m reporting in.
>>679624276
7/10 pretty okay
r8 m8
>>679624455
lol saved
tell me
Waifu Claiming Thread - We're not crazy edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>don't forget to be smug
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>679628220
https://youtu.be/fJdA7dwx6-4
Also general philology, but mostly Ancient Greek and History.
>claiming yume
>>679628502
>Am i a qt?
Are you a boat?
>>679628559
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8QFWGZ5UM
ugh
Claimed.
Grade A lady butts
I want to see skinny little asses!!
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
Why are IDs even gone?
>>679614428
>Christchurch
Evening
>TFW early for once
Dunners reporting.
How are we all on this quiet, in-doors Saturday night?
>>679615250
Hey babes.
>>679615490
I've only just got this, you clever bastard. How's things?
Hillary Clinton
>going to bankrupt American people for shit healthcare bill
>going to shill money from America's tax dollars
>make us look like fools on world stage
Donald Trump
>going to boost economy with strategic business plans
>keep us safe
>going to have more allies than ever before
Is this even a choice /b/?
Bump cannot wait to MAGA
Bwump
The choice is pretty obvious
Donald Trump is going to be our new Emperor
>>679619129
Hillary Clinton
> is going to win US presidential election
Donald The Trumpf
>is going to loose the republican elections.
Republicans: just a bunch of white trash losers.
wasdfasd
Hey faggots.
>>679617815
No U?
>>679617921
Hey Riley. Welcome back ^_^
Start rolling
>>679603247
Roll
>>679603247
>>679603669
Which one or both?
rolleh
>>679603669
rollin
quads bitch
YL/YL thread?
Oooo boy that sure is edgy
My cousin gave me her laptop to fix, I just found a whole bunch of pics of her.
If you can count to 4 i'll post her nudes
Nah...
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New thread, improved edition: Restrictions that cancel out the ability aren't valid, and neither do restrictions that aren't logically possible or consistent.
Here's mine:
Regeneration that allows for biological immortality, stops aging me at around 25 years old.
>>679619899
Chek'm. Also, teleportation.
>>679619986
You never know where you will teleport.
>>679619899
You can't kill yourself.
Ability to siplace matter with my mind.
>>679620117
You can only displace radioactive elements.
Ability to control time.
What do you regret, /b/?
I regret never filing myself masturbate or lezzing out with my best friend when I was a teen. I still like girls that age and would watch videos of 11 year old me jilling off religiously.
I never got a video camera until I was well over 20. I miss my tiny body.
What about any of you fags? What do you look back on and regret?
>tits or gtfo
I got fat. Not showing my tits, the don't look good to anyone anymore. Another reason I wish I did what I never did. I wish I had proof I used to be
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>>679611709
damn OP. i like u
>>679611709
>>679611709
More stories of preteen lesbian sex
I regret going down on this bitch with the lights off
>>679611830
what guy (or girl in my case) wouldn't be turned on to watch their girlfriends forbidden sex tapes, capturing their teen years, right?
no need to even feel guilty like it was CP. I would have made it myself, and never shared it with anyone until I was over 18 anyhow...
>>679611855
no. Fat, saggy, ugly.
passed out girls?
Diamonds. My dick. Just. Moar. Now.
Itt girls with eyes closed
>>679612226
Now this is a thread!
>>679612226
Potential
>>679612226
>passed out girls?
NEUER DEUTSCHER FADEN
Guten Morgen
Wie läuft das Leben bei euch
Was beschäftigt euch zur Zeit
Habt oder hatet ihr ne Freundin? Seit ihr zufriden mit ihr?
Welche strange musik hört ihr insgeheim?
Insert random picture
>>679607549
Hau ab du Opfer
chuj z niemcami
![halbmensch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sQ6RLB5.jpg "halbmensch[1].jpg")
https://soundcloud.com/calauercalau/fragmatekk-alaa-alaa-1
zu früh das ganze
>>679607549
>Guten Morgen
Guden
>Wie läuft das Leben bei euch
Ganz Oke, bin 19, mache mein Abitur nach und Chille zur Zeit mit meiner Freundin in ihrer arbeitswohnung
>Was beschäftigt euch zur Zeit
meine Erkältung
>Habt oder hatet ihr ne Freundin? Seit ihr zufriden mit ihr?
Ja habe eine, bin ganz zufrieden mit ihr bis auf ein paar kleine Punkte
>Welche strange...
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Roommate stories.
Tell us why your roommate is/was a total dumbass.
>>679616220
I got a CL roommate in his 60's who can't cook anything but microwave food. Every time he tries to make actual food, it's a disaster
>Be yesterday afternoon
>asleep since I work nights
>wake up, smell smoke
>go check to make sure house isn't burning down
>so much smoke, can barely see
>dumbass roommate has...
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>>679617084
I got more of him:
>Thinks he's going to be a handyman
>always bragging to the neighbors about how he used to fix up houses
>between 7 or 12 houses, depending on who he's talking to, I guess
>has absolutely no talent or skill at fixing/building anything
>doesn't know basic carpentry skills, like sanding anything
>rough-cut...
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>>679617974
>Works part-time now as a nurse
>used to work full time, but got laid off
>still perceived as a medical professional
>doesn't use soap to wash the dishes
>Doesn't wash the backs of plates at all
>just a nasty sponge and tepid water
>I finally broke down and bought my own damn plates,...
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i wake up and my roommate is just in my room
....all the time
> me
> freshman
> dorms
> chinese exchange roommate
> literally up all night playing wow
> nonstop NIGGHA (it means some shit in chinkese)
> cooks eggs in an electric tea kettle
> half eaten eggs all over dorm
> washes clothes in sink
> pees in drain in floor,...
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Fuck a trap is gay?
>>679605201
Extremely
>>679605201
Not if the penis is effeminate.
Not at all
The gayest
>>679605394
>>679605489
Faggots detected
