how do i fuck my friends mom ????
she s always given me the eye
Grab her by the pussy.
Very carefully.
i eat the crust out of her panties in there bathroom
roll em
before bed
Roll
>>713320851
Rollerino
YLYL Thread: Shit You Lost To Edition
Satan said he'd give me dubs
>>713328266
hey now
>>713328266
satan said he'd give me a 5
>>713328266
wtf reported
Pics u shouldn't share
>>713321013
The illiterate must be purged.
Gdl
got a few more if people are interested
Post your sexiest family member thread!! GO!!! my cousin (pic related) anyone want moar??
>>713311577
yes please
bump for hot sisters
A tie between my two aunts, fap to them steady
>>713311842
I actually do have her nudes too, I asked for them on usa anoni, but ill build up to that
>>713311577
Would love to bend that ass over.
Alright /b/, show me your artistic skills
>ROLL WITH ME
ROL
>>713326905
FUCK REROL
>>713326923
ONLY 18 POSTS ON /B/ IN 23 SECONDS WTF???
GOTTA REROL AGEN
>>713326905
>>713326923
just lop off the 9 and that'll be your number
so 23 it it, anon
ITT: 10/10 petite bodies part II
from >>713317246
I'll continue posting this girl
>>713328694
Let me preface this by saying I am absolutely not a troll, i really am just this filthy.
I am a roach trapper by hobby. I have a small to medium infestation in my house; the perfect hunting grounds. First I was revulsed by these filthy bugs, and frankly I still am, but I'm also fascinated by them. Anyway, I found out online that you can catch a multitude of roaches by cutting a 2 liter bottle in half and filling the insides with crumbs or stale beer. I tried both with minimal success.
However, my roach trapping skills soon overlapped with a terrible habit of mine; pissing in bottles. I'm sure I don't have to explain myself with that one. Recently, I discovered that my roach trap also makes a very convenient urinal; the very same dome that traps the roaches also catches my piss mess and splash-free.
Apparently roaches are drawn to piss.
I noticed yesterday that my roach trap had a growing brown spot on the inside near the top. Today I investigated; the piss being so to the brim of the bottleneck, the roaches trapped inside had no choice but to crawl to the one sealed off dry spot in the bottle. I found at least 20 of them in there, and let me tell you, the smell was unbearable.
I'm willing to answer questions now. I'm basically a roach king and I can't tell anyone else about this but I just had to express it.
>>713326223
what in the fuck lol
I'm a pest technician. Only the most disgusting fucks let roach infestations get out of control, they shit everywhere in your cupboards and under your appliances so please start by burning your kitchen down and then seeking mental help. Check your bed for bed bugs too, unless you're one of the sick fucks that enjoys being eaten alive for years on end.
>>713326333
I don't have the resources to hire an exterminator. Plus it's kind of fun playing God. But mostly it's diligent work and a lot of gross out stuff
>>713326223
Train them and learn them how to become true warriors so that when the atomic bombs go off your legacy will lie with these pissy beer roaches and your story will be passed down through their generation as the greatest hero of roachkind. Also teach them Islam for lulz
Beg thread
Can somebody gift me Elder Scrolls Online Gold Edition? If you buy it for me, you can pick my profile pic :P
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Artie1
yep ofc add :xxraptor283rawrx
Hey guys!
Ex-richfag here. After working for whole holidays i was able to buy a new pc, but now i have no money to buy games. Hope i wil find here someone generous enough to look upon my wishlist and buy me something from it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thepanchemik/wishlist
Most Wanted:
VA11 HALL-A
READ ONLY MEMORIES
Ill give you that trash game for the PS4 if you pay for shipping
>>713307165
Calling trips, and if so OP buys everyone in thread their wishes. Merry Christmas, /b/ros
Celeb Thread Cont.
>>713322525
>>713322525
>>713322554
No. Not Katy...
>>713322686
so post someone else, nobody's stopping you
Most beautiful interracial porn picture you've ever seen... post em!
>>713318450
> beautiful
> interracial
Damn son.
ITT Post you're literal 10/10 gril
>>713322383
Did this girl just show up or something? I've been seeing her all over the place. I feel like I've seen her before, a while ago though.
tonight we summon the mods
>>713326206
They're all asleep
>>713326270
more
MOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
Moreeeeeee
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713315791
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
My wife.
Body hair is a secondary sexual characteristic in females. If you are attracted to shaven pubes, you are a closet pedo. My dick can't even get hard to that shaven shit. Hairy pussy means adult pussy, a woman's pussy.
>>713326496
yeah it's only stupid kids who watch too much porn who shave. real adults aren't that stupid.
Fuck off grandpa
>>713326566
Chek'd
>still a fag
>>713326566
I'm 24 lol
FB fap thread.
Facebook fap thread.
Lets keep this shit going...
Other guys wifes / gfs you have fucked
Like I said these threads are dumb, technically everyone's wife or gf has been fucked unless you met them a virgin, my friend had titfucked my wife before I knew her
Secrets thread.
Posy your secrets and confessions, /b/. No judgement.
i've facefucked my sister several times when shes passes out from drinking
i've wanted to fuck my sister ever since i saw her nudes on her phone
>>713323707
Fell in love with my side chick like a dingus.
when i was 5 my brother convinced my completely naive self to suck his dick once. for like a few seconds. literally had no idea what sexuality was and am still bothered by the thought but it has never been spoken of. to anyone. ever.
Odds:Fap
Evens:Sleep
rollll
roll
>>713320776
rolllllllll
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