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YLYL
Hope the desushits wont ruin this
>>686753971
they probably will
>>686754075
Us?
>>686754163
It has begun.
>>686754163
Yeah you! I have to admit you do persevere. Always give credit where credit is due. I give you top marks for trolling.
What is /B/ drinking? Homemade Cafe Au Lait (cafe latte for you pleps) made from mexican vanilla coffee beans. Cold brewed for 24 hours overnight with 2 zero calorie sweetner and low fat milk.
In B4 faggot drink
God your your parents must hate you
>>686749314
I moved out 13 years ago at age 16. Cuz they got divorced...wait.. maybe you are right
damn dude nice drink! mexican vanilla coffe beens are rare u sound like a professional. ffrom mr memeista cx.
>>686749367
But why did ypu have to be an adshole about it?
' look at me I drink fancy latte to make up for mommy issues'
Fuck you fag. I drink nesquik
need more dislikes this guy was caught yesterday licking my sons anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDl lpu6NY1o
How was he able to pull you away from your son's anus long enough to lick it?
>>686747442
fuck you cunt
>>686747442
Upvote
>>686747567
TAKE MY UPVOTE XD
Small tits thread?
Bumping with my ex.
have no contribute but always like these
Love dem tittays!
>>686750644
Moar of her?
>>686750764
Any more?
What do you fags know about moderate Muslims?
>>686748939
ACTUAL muslim here from yesterday feel free to AMA, faggets.
>>686748939
that they don't exist?
>>686749593
Why do you hate America?
>>686748939
1. There's no such thing as a moderate Islam
2. Refer to 1.
non-porn webms
That boy knows how to fight. Srsly.
I hope they could fix her nose.
Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
Dubs/trips get in.
Anything else goes to Weenie Hut Junior.
>>686747891
I raped your mother
I drink my own semen with pepsi
hitler face makes me wet
i was once in a gangbang. the bitch came twice because of my dick everyone else failed
>>686748015
>>686748073
>>686748145
>>686748687
kys trap lovers
DEUTSCHLAND
haltet ihr euch für einen loser? warum?
wieviel kohle besitzt ihr?
was verdient ihr?
wieviel denkt ihr dass ihr realistischerweise mal verdienen könnt? mit was?
wie oft im puff gewesen?
gleiche Fragen wie gestern Abend/10
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen
>>686743345
mach mal bessere, dann beantworte ich die auch
>>686743712
fick dich du Hurensohn?
Fragen über geld geld geld und ein bisschen ficken ... stumpf ist trumpf
ITT: we invent torture devices.
So I just came up with this.
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
You're sick
>>686747724
> new.png
bruh.. its old.png
>>686747724
You didnt come up with shit you faggot
>>686747724
This shit is old you faggot
I call it the guillotine, its purpose is to behead people effectively. A heavy sharp blade drops and slices their neck, thus, decapitating the individual :)
Have you ever seen a girl you know irl naked in the internet?
Share your stories and pics
saw an ugly chick i knew once.
pretty sure i dated this girl for a while, but hard to be sure.
>>686749204
oh and a definite nude of my friend's sister
i know both the guy and the girl
apparently there's a webm but i never found it
>>686749441
>>686749496
habbo jew raid ?
15 replys to start
wish we could do one bored asf
where is everyone
>>686745982
>habbo jew raid ?
>
>15 replys to start
Gib dis bread 10 mins and it will 404
when can we raid another website again like the old days ?
maybe if we start it off people will copy
WHERE MY NUGGERS AT
Up all nite edition
give updated time stamp or gtfo
It's been long but entertaining
Get in here for the dying of the nuglight.
>>686743418
You seem unaware of how this works, friend
>>686743325
let it die nugbro
half of us are dead inside
-niggernog
pics you shouldn't share
Australian edition
ye
What's the longest you have stayed awake for?
>>686749115
about 50 hours I think
>>686749264
I'm looking for along week. Is it possible without drugs
>>686749115
4 days on addys
I started hallucinating after awhile
Just small shit
Like I'd see something ripple like water
But sometimes I'd see shadows moving out of the corner of my eye
>>686749115
About a week when I was quitting weed (smoked every day morning till evening since 15/16 for about 5 years)
>>686749115
Three days, about 60-65 hours. Really sleepy but no other problems.
Hope Argentina bro from the last incest thread is in his mom's room getting his dick sucked.
Moar incest itt
>>686746011
God speed
Think that's him
>>686746206
Lol
Poor Dude
He just ruined his life
>>686746206
oh shit, dox inc
I wonder if he knows how many anons are out here cheering him on.
Rate?
>>686735780
>>686735780
Absolutely nothing special, short and thin, I'd give it a 3/10 considering I don't like men dicks, or feminine dicks, or dicks in general.
>>686735780
Need to see it erect before rating.
>>686737202
it is erect
R8...
Trap thread?
that "thing" in your picture doesnt even closely resemble a woman. so it doesnt qualify as a trap. that is a disgusting crossdresser with mental illness. how dare you compare it to a fucken trap
>>686747168
Need to see butt and feels plz
Also if that's you
>would wife/10
Draw thread
( ´ ー ` )ﾉ
>>686748136
thread theme: https://soundcloud.com/jaradmoloney/in-the-end-all-star-but-in-reverse
>>686748222
No this is the thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qrHQrx03M
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Have a good day everyone.
If Moku ever stops by, tell him I love him. Good night!
morning
About to hit that 1000th file.
>>686748603
Morning Pin.
Was he murdered?
>>686741977
He murdered himself
>>686741977
No.
He was in extreme pain because of his unfortunate combination of scoliosis and playing left handed guitar, which caused him immense pain, and led to a morphine addiction.
He couldn't take it anymore.
It was just a very sad set of circumstances.
>>686741977
he was slowly killed by Courtney Love, when he should've sought proper help for his mental illness
I think he was murdered, but if he wasn't he probably would have killed himself anyway. Huge fan of Nirvana here, but I think he was in too much emotional pain to live.
>>686741977
By a gun.
That's why you need more regulation on firearms,so it can't be avaible to mentally ill persons.
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them
Reply for a reply
>>686746870
she gets way to drunk at the company christmas party, and passes out on the couch. when she wakes up theres the taste of cum in her mouth, and a fullness in her ass and cunt.
when she fully stirs she sees that she has been stripped naked and there are beer bottles in her ass and cunt. a laptop screen sits in front of her with a play button on the screen. with trembling fingers she clicks the button, and is treated to a montage of every guy in the company filling one of her holes. her eyes go wide as she...
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>>686747029
That was pretty damn good
Her and one of her friends would be pulled away to another room at a party, both drunk. The friend is told to fuck the girl with a strapon or they'll both get fucked tonight. She agrees, but just as she's about enter, trembling and constantly saying sorry, the strapon is held lower and forced into her asshole. They're forced to keep going, slipping into the strapon girls ass as she Fucks, until she, the girl, and you call cum
>>686747029
Oh shit. She reminds me ofmy friends little sister for some reason. Definitely start the same way I fucked her. Take her to a movie, preferably one with sex scenes in it. When things start getting spicy, start running her thighs a bit. Slowly in a about 8 minute span, move my hand slowly, more inward, and higher on her leg. Eventually, start rubbing the very outside of her crotch. At this point, she should be doing the same. After 30 seconds or so of this, start rubbing her pussy through her jeans, slow, long motions....
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>>686748033
Fuck shes gorgeous OP... dump?
I'd let her start out sucking my soft dick at her own pace. But once I got fully hard and her spit lubed my cock up I would immediately go for her asshole. I'd start slow easing myself into her, but once the head was in I'd slam to the base with all my might. She'd scream in pain and pleasure. I would grab her hair in a fist and every time I would dive into her was I'd yank hard. I would fuck her that way until she was basically comatose. When I needed...
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>>686748257
your friends sister and I should meet up, after a few dates I start slowly conditioning her to unquestioningly obey me. plug in the ass, vibe in the cunt and shes made to walk around school like nothing is wrong. If anyone asks her whats the matter she must pull up her skirt and show them her dripping cunt and stretched ass.
she must accept all cock, cum, cunt and spit as she quickly becomes the schools cumbucket. the next day she thinks its all over, but the principal calls her in for questioning. 5 minutes...
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