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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: we invent torture devices.
So I just came up with this.
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
You're sick
>>686747724
> new.png
bruh.. its old.png
>>686747724
You didnt come up with shit you faggot
>>686747724
This shit is old you faggot
I call it the guillotine, its purpose is to behead people effectively. A heavy sharp blade drops and slices their neck, thus, decapitating the individual :)
Have you ever seen a girl you know irl naked in the internet?
Share your stories and pics
saw an ugly chick i knew once.
pretty sure i dated this girl for a while, but hard to be sure.
>>686749204
oh and a definite nude of my friend's sister
i know both the guy and the girl
apparently there's a webm but i never found it
>>686749441
>>686749496
habbo jew raid ?
15 replys to start
wish we could do one bored asf
where is everyone
>>686745982
>habbo jew raid ?
>
>15 replys to start
Gib dis bread 10 mins and it will 404
when can we raid another website again like the old days ?
maybe if we start it off people will copy
WHERE MY NUGGERS AT
Up all nite edition
give updated time stamp or gtfo
It's been long but entertaining
Get in here for the dying of the nuglight.
>>686743418
You seem unaware of how this works, friend
>>686743325
let it die nugbro
half of us are dead inside
-niggernog
pics you shouldn't share
Australian edition
ye
What's the longest you have stayed awake for?
>>686749115
about 50 hours I think
>>686749264
I'm looking for along week. Is it possible without drugs
>>686749115
4 days on addys
I started hallucinating after awhile
Just small shit
Like I'd see something ripple like water
But sometimes I'd see shadows moving out of the corner of my eye
>>686749115
About a week when I was quitting weed (smoked every day morning till evening since 15/16 for about 5 years)
>>686749115
Three days, about 60-65 hours. Really sleepy but no other problems.
Hope Argentina bro from the last incest thread is in his mom's room getting his dick sucked.
Moar incest itt
>>686746011
God speed
Think that's him
>>686746206
Lol
Poor Dude
He just ruined his life
>>686746206
oh shit, dox inc
I wonder if he knows how many anons are out here cheering him on.
Rate?
>>686735780
>>686735780
Absolutely nothing special, short and thin, I'd give it a 3/10 considering I don't like men dicks, or feminine dicks, or dicks in general.
>>686735780
Need to see it erect before rating.
>>686737202
it is erect
R8...
Trap thread?
that "thing" in your picture doesnt even closely resemble a woman. so it doesnt qualify as a trap. that is a disgusting crossdresser with mental illness. how dare you compare it to a fucken trap
>>686747168
Need to see butt and feels plz
Also if that's you
>would wife/10
Draw thread
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>>686748136
thread theme: https://soundcloud.com/jaradmoloney/in-the-end-all-star-but-in-reverse
>>686748222
No this is the thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qrHQrx03M
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Have a good day everyone.
If Moku ever stops by, tell him I love him. Good night!
morning
About to hit that 1000th file.
>>686748603
Morning Pin.
Was he murdered?
>>686741977
He murdered himself
>>686741977
No.
He was in extreme pain because of his unfortunate combination of scoliosis and playing left handed guitar, which caused him immense pain, and led to a morphine addiction.
He couldn't take it anymore.
It was just a very sad set of circumstances.
>>686741977
he was slowly killed by Courtney Love, when he should've sought proper help for his mental illness
I think he was murdered, but if he wasn't he probably would have killed himself anyway. Huge fan of Nirvana here, but I think he was in too much emotional pain to live.
>>686741977
By a gun.
That's why you need more regulation on firearms,so it can't be avaible to mentally ill persons.
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them
Reply for a reply
>>686746870
she gets way to drunk at the company christmas party, and passes out on the couch. when she wakes up theres the taste of cum in her mouth, and a fullness in her ass and cunt.
when she fully stirs she sees that she has been stripped naked and there are beer bottles in her ass and cunt. a laptop screen sits in front of her with a play button on the screen. with trembling fingers she clicks the button, and is treated to a montage of every guy in the company filling one of her holes. her eyes go wide as she...
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>>686747029
That was pretty damn good
Her and one of her friends would be pulled away to another room at a party, both drunk. The friend is told to fuck the girl with a strapon or they'll both get fucked tonight. She agrees, but just as she's about enter, trembling and constantly saying sorry, the strapon is held lower and forced into her asshole. They're forced to keep going, slipping into the strapon girls ass as she Fucks, until she, the girl, and you call cum
>>686747029
Oh shit. She reminds me ofmy friends little sister for some reason. Definitely start the same way I fucked her. Take her to a movie, preferably one with sex scenes in it. When things start getting spicy, start running her thighs a bit. Slowly in a about 8 minute span, move my hand slowly, more inward, and higher on her leg. Eventually, start rubbing the very outside of her crotch. At this point, she should be doing the same. After 30 seconds or so of this, start rubbing her pussy through her jeans, slow, long motions....
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>>686748033
Fuck shes gorgeous OP... dump?
I'd let her start out sucking my soft dick at her own pace. But once I got fully hard and her spit lubed my cock up I would immediately go for her asshole. I'd start slow easing myself into her, but once the head was in I'd slam to the base with all my might. She'd scream in pain and pleasure. I would grab her hair in a fist and every time I would dive into her was I'd yank hard. I would fuck her that way until she was basically comatose. When I needed...
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>>686748257
your friends sister and I should meet up, after a few dates I start slowly conditioning her to unquestioningly obey me. plug in the ass, vibe in the cunt and shes made to walk around school like nothing is wrong. If anyone asks her whats the matter she must pull up her skirt and show them her dripping cunt and stretched ass.
she must accept all cock, cum, cunt and spit as she quickly becomes the schools cumbucket. the next day she thinks its all over, but the principal calls her in for questioning. 5 minutes...
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COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Cum anyone?
can someone cock pic this girl please!!
This could have been the person to find the cure to AIDS. This could have been the president. This could have been the person saving your life in hospital. This could have been the person to develop the best eco-friendly energy on a mass scale. This could have been the next Scorsese. This could have been the solution to so many things. Except we'll never know because it never had the chance.
Abortion is unacceptable. To throw away a unique life like that is disgusting. Anyone that supports abortion are true scum. Abortion should be illegal.
The true face of abortion. Don't dodge it.
>>686748462
MOST LIKELY THIS WOULD OF BEEN A CRIMINAL OR ANOTHER BURDEN ON THE STATE
>>686748462
Could have been black
>>686748462
Yeah but since the odds of that are astronomically small lets abort as much as we can.
new rule34 thread
continuing from >>686743544
>>686748649
Alright let's try this one more time. Post em boys
Post some links fags
I want to see your links first, faggot
Come on b/r/os post some links. Let's get something started here
>>686736424
Post your link faggot
>>686736424
>"one more time"
>Doesn't post link
>Not knowing how this works by now
Have you checked your privilege recently?
>>686735161
Never understood the 1st world problems of feminist
Go fight for the rights of women in the middle east and africa
Those women have it 100 times worse
If male privalege is real then there can be no such thing as rape
>>686735430
If you broke your arm, you don't let it heal on it's own just because someone else might be injured in a car crash right?
We fight for our rights because we deserve them after decades of being sexualized, kept quiet and being dominated.
It's the 21st century, the slavery days are over, mister entitled
idk about privilege, but you can check these dubs.
ITT: Post old phones you used to own
using this atm :3
>>686746358
Cool looking phone
classic
todays pics.
Any lovers here?
>>686736353
>>686736653
>>686736353
more
>>686736814
>>686736974
Guys i really need your help. About 2 weeks ago i started to notice it hurt to pull bacl my foreskin and when i would wank it/ have sex it started to hurt. I started to get cuts around the tip but i wouldnt stop fucking (i have a gf and i know she's disease free she was a virgin before me) anyways ffw to now and it doesnt stop itching i cant sleep because its so itchy and it hurts. Its swollen to hell and it looks like beat up pussy lips. Whats wrong with me? Do i need circumcision? Im a generally clean person i shower daily i wash my hands and im disease free too. Please
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>>686746700
I have exactly th same issue.
My foreskin has some cuts around (And i had this shit for 2 years).
I heard the best option is to cut the foreskin, but i dont want to become a fucking goy.
>>686746700
It honestly looks like the head of your dick was cut off. Seek Medical attention.
prob scar tissue phimosis, youve split your frenulum but didnt notice cos you lied, you dont wash ur dick, u smegma infested cunt
There's a thing called a doctor
Just go to the doctor
