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So its a hate crime now to make fun of people with made up genders in Canada
so SWJ hate thread
>>684889281
well it is right of any of the states to make laws like that. i suppose after canada wyoming or missouri or some other place nobody thinks about will be next with the stupid attention seeking laws that infringe on the rights of normal humans.
Mansplian Plz
get a life OP, nobody fucking cares
s/fur
How is everyone?
xth for I'd like to snuggle an 8bit
>>684891837
Alright. You?
>>684891871
>>684891945
Eating some pizza and it's almost time for bed.
ITT: Pictures you always return to fap to
>>684889818
nice
>>684891297
SAUCEEEEEE.
If I were in the tower during 9/11. And my only option would be to jump, would riding a table down the tower and jumping on top of the table before it hits the ground break my fall?
>>684889159
No, because by the time you've reached the ground, you and the table are already falling a hundred metres per second. No matter how powerful you jump up, you can't diminish your downward velocity great enough to stop yourself from becoming a pancake, it's physically impossible.
>>684889719
>>684889857
these retards have never even tried it, holy shit
>>684889159
yes, you would clearly survive and no one attempting it on 9/11 is only one of the many tragedies that day
>>684889159
find a mattress or sofa maybe
that might have cushioned the fall at least
Yes. Do it to see for yourself. Stream it for epic win.
>>684889159
actually all those jumpers was fucking retards - jumping have no chance of surviving, just quick death, nothing else
taking your chance and running through some burning inferno will prolly kill you too, but at least there is a chance to survive
Movies to describe the last shit you took
>blackmass
Hellboy
>>684890192
and let the stale copypasta flow!
Cool Runnings
Birth of a Nation
roll for it.
op here trips get harley
Rufl
Perfect 46
Role
Fock it, yolo
Evalion?
>>684886118
I want to be that stick
>>684886118
I even like her yellow teeth.
>>684886466
Checked
>>684886118
I want to paint her face with spunk
>>684886118
I have a dream, fuck this girl in the ass dressed as hitler
Just saw one of these magnificent bastards at the zoo this weekend /b/. Try to name one animal that could whoop this guy in a fight.
>protip: you can't
polar bear
A tumblrina
Rhino
>>684886089
Probably a whale or a dinosaur
>>684886613
Find out what your next fuck will look like.
no match = you fap alone
I'm gay.
>>684890351
Mmm plsss get dubs
>>684890485
no one asked.
Meh
>>684890351
Roll
Bizarre porn. Show me your best
come on guys show me something
>>684885503
why
there was a fucked up comedy porn with lots of weird editing and voice over. some took place in warehouse WHAT IS IT I CANT REMEMBER. I work at depaul
Dubs decides what I send next to the group chat of sheltered rich fags....
>>684882547
Dildo triforce
Rolling
>>684882753
Reroll
I've been secretly dating Chance, and i have a fetish to be fulfilled. I want Hogan to suck me, i want to walk into the sight of Chance getting fucked by Hogan, and then I want them both to finish on my face.
>>684882547
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can...
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Rate her /b/, and what would you do to her? (Plenty more pics of her)
Rip her pants apart
Maybe pull her by the hair as I slowly put my dick into her tight asshole
>>684878965
OP here, you guys wanna see more?
Post pics
>>684879122
Do it
Oh shit, it's the cops! Quick /b/, put on your cool face!
>>684891063
im black, dont shoot!
>>684891063
>>684891063
What seems to be the problem, ociffer?
>>684891063
Led a girl on for 6 months as a meme building it up. Talked and didn't even date and made her tell her she loves me. Today I told her ive been lying and that i dont love her and have been playing her this entire time and never cared about her.
Her friend messaged me saying how sad she is and she might kill herself.
You think i might get in trouble?
Not getting what's funny here. Was the girl a bitch or something?
>>684887826
nah OP is just cacerous
Pics you saved thread
>>684881179
SHOW ME THE TRAPS
FUCKING DO IT TRAPS TRAPS TRAPS FUCK YEAH
I WANT TO LOVINGLY CARESS AND HUMP A TRAMP AND GIVE ME AND THE TRAP A MINUTE OF CONSTANT CUMMING
Cozy Pics Thread
>>684888096
bump
>>684888762
Love that game.. Saved
POST YOUR AGE IN THIS THREAD!
BE HONEST!!
(Underage fags don't worry > you can post too!)
>>684887314
15 :)
>>684887314
Oh, OP is 24
>>684887375
actually i lied 15 in a week haha :P
Im Seven xD
24
Where the fuck is the roulette thread.
ROLLROLLROLL
Rolling for self-improvement
>>684880821
Roll!!!
rell
girls in work uniforms
Chubby macy D hottie please
