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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a guy who's going to fight for ISIS in Syra in 3 weeks anything.
Allah Subhana wa t'ala.
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
>>674488997
How do you like your steak cooked?
>>674488997
what's your favorite type of bagel?
ما اِسمِك؟
>>674488997
will you be my 3d husbando?
>>674489283
محمد
Ask a Mormon any question m8s. (yes I am actually Mormon, LDS though, not FLDS)
why are you fuckers so pushy? I have these mormons that won't stop harassing me even after years of ignoring them, telling the police, and putting a "no soliciting" sticker on my door.
>>674488577
Some people misinterpret the gospel. Also it's because there's new missionaries on a regular basis, so when one guy knocks and is told to fuck off he leaves and never comes back, then a month later there's a new missionary with your house on his route. With the sign though the missionaries typically don't consider conversion as soliciting. Thanks for asking :)
>>674488132
Do you really believe it?
>>674489029
Yes I do, without a doubt. Half the people on this website are too fucked up for there not to be some sort of hell. Thanks.
>>674489018
>With the sign though the missionaries typically don't consider conversion as soliciting
and that's exactly why i can't stand mormons. you guys are too up your own ass to realize that other people don't want to listen to your bullshit. You're essentially saying "I know what's best for them rather they like it or not" and continue to harass people.
ITT we restart the Illuminati
The liberty bell will be our new logo
https://discord.gg/0tTrMEZ10kNt05zE
We will retake this world!
>tfw /b/ doesn't want to be in the Illuminati
:(
so what does this "new" group stand for, and who are members?
>>674486704
currently, no one. I'm recruiting. We need to get it started to get it some where.
LSS:
We will fix the world to what it should be. Making shit happen. You know all those stories how people claim that the illuminati was in on shit? Let's make that reality.
Anonymous is dead. It's up to us to repair it and bring order back.
How do I use this website?!?!
I can't find the text box.
>Hello /b/
Dubs decides what I text to my bestfriend Cary(He's a guy)
>>674488606
wanna bang me on my couch?
Fuck me hard you dirty nigger
>>674488853
roll
I saw your dad with some girl at a bar the other night
Show him your dick.
Egg or chicken
Who came first?
I used to know the answer.
>>674488885
eggs predate chickens by almost 500 million years
>>674488885
Chickensaurus
>>674488885
Obviously the egg dumb dumb
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
Prove you're White.
>>674487953
I have never smoked Crack.
>>674487953
I have to wake up at 6 tomorrow for my job
>>674487953
People call me back after an interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatIJlrIc_k
I am the baby daddy
Move on. Don't go back to a relationship that didn't work.
Post her nudes
>>674487404
name of this girl ?
>>674487404
Think of it like a glass cup.
You drop the glass cup, how much did it shatter?
How far are you willing to go to fix it?
If it's two piece missing, you could fix it.
If it's all over the floor and you need a dustpan to sweep it up, put it in the trash instead, comrade.
Hey
>>674488293
More like a glass bowl, lol
SNAPSLUTS THREAD!
post and share usernames, we all try and get results.
Clairezzz
Okay bro
Littlebbbb
Gonna post all the ones from the previous thread
challengedadult
Rate me /b/ :D
>>674487596
Underage reported
>>674487596
meh 6/10
>>674487596
B8/10
>>674487596
no feminine penis/10
I'd throat fuck you. 7/10
/s/Fur
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Baked wheat product.
Paws? Always.
Lurking.
Happy party's day you degenerate sons if bitches
Florgap
Checking in.
>>674488602
Now there's a name I haven't heard in quite some time.
Can I get a thick asain thread?
Do it
bump out of interest
No, that looks disgusting. She's an abomination.
Asians were meant to be petite.
You think you're a fuckin badass huh, tell ya what. I'd beat the livin shit outta you kid. You ain't got shit on me. One time I went to a Planet Fitness and just fucked up every fatass in sight, and that was just for fun. One time, I was walkin down the street, and I punched some bitch right then and there. I took her purse too, old ass bitch ain't getting any social security now. Did I mention I'm a general in the Navy Seal Army? Anyway, if you still think your tough shit, let me know. I'll be the guy cummin on your girls face. Cause I'm just...
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/b/, what riddles are you hiding
windows
>>674484795
Their eyes
From a DS game. One of my favorites
>>674485135
10 inches like your dad's dick
YAHOO ANSWERS THREAD
>>674486897
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>>674486897
>infinite loop
FUCKING KEK
>>674487069
Regrets and slam pigs #2.
Show us your fat sluts, butter faces and bar sluts.
>>674487289
I'll bubble your fb crush, as long as I like it.
blonde in public anal
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
pls op
>>674484760
on it, keep bumping, it'll take a while
not op also taking bubble requests as long as i like what i see
Paul Blart thread
Extra points for Parp Tart.
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SOMEBODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
SOME CHAD WAS GONNA CUCK ME
I AINT THE LONGEST DICK IN THE BED
HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF HUNG
WITH HIS FINGER IN HER BUM
AND A WAD OF HIS CUM ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL
>inb4 don't stop cumming
Last 2 digits is what you fap, ROLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Pic needs work but roll
Rollerio
rollllllllllllllll
Rollz
Rolling 2fap
Talking to a chick /b/
>Dubs decides what I say and/or do
>>674486721
kill urself
>>674486721
Do you like burritos? Donald Trump gonna kill you
Can I see your ass?
I've got a burrito you can stuff in your mouth
will you send me a hot pic
