What does /b/ drive?
>>676751143
The faggot mobile apparently
>>676751143
A car.
1997 camaro z28
>6 speed manual
>lt1 v8
>too many upgrades to name
>450 horsepower
2013 Chevy cruise.
Pretty fly for a white gal.
>if you roll dubs you have to quit 4chan for the day
>if you roll trips you have to quit 4chan forever
lets roll
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
Meh
>>676758781
trips and i quit life
Waifu claiming thread.
>Why am i still writing versions here?
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Retribution.
Tatsie claimed.
>>676759826
Thank you. I like your left eye. And your dress.
>>676759919
You are warm, too.
>keep hugging you while twirling your hair with my left hand
I like what you do with your hair, Tet Tet~
>>676760465
You have the cutest eyepatch, Tenryuu <3
>>676760490
>sensually blow into your right ear as I hug you tighter
>>676759867
>my paintings
People who can paint are cool. I can hardly even do stick figures.
*Catchphrase*
Alter Faden ist Rotz! Hier kommt der Fragenfaden:
Woher, Annons? Mindestens PLZ!
Welches ist die geilste Stadt?
Wo sind die geilsten Bitches, Mettchen, Schnitzel, Weiber, Ischen?
Wann zum letzten Mal gefickt? Wann wird die Bockwurst wieder versenkt?
Andere Fragen welcome!
>>676745571
> Woher, Annons? Mindestens PLZ!
PLZ 96...
> Welches ist die geilste Stadt?
Busendorf? Wichsenstein? Kann mich nicht entscheiden. Kek
> Wo sind die geilsten Bitches, Mettchen, Schnitzel, Weiber, Ischen?
Berlin?
Hier jedenfalls nicht.
> Wann zum letzten Mal gefickt? Wann wird die Bockwurst wieder versenkt?
Freitag/heute?
>Woher, Annons? Mindestens PLZ!
Schweiz, Bern (Hauptstadt)
Welches ist die geilste Stadt?
Für mich Bern. Mein Favorit im Ausland Amsterdam. Favorit in Deutschland Hamburg.
>Wo sind die geilsten Bitches, Mettchen, Schnitzel, Weiber, Ischen?
Stockholm
>Wann zum letzten Mal gefickt? Wann wird die Bockwurst wieder versenkt?
Vor 2 Wochen. Davor Jahre nicht.
>Andere Fragen welcome!
Ich will mir einen Bart stehen lassen. Ist auch alles ganz gut vom Wuchs her, nur der Schnautzer sieht kacke aus. Muss den irgendwie stutzen, v.a. an den Seiten kurzhalten, weil der seitlich nicht abschliesst und hässlich ausfranst. Wat do?
>>676746049
Wachsen lassen und nd wenn viel steht trimmen ...
Hab's Problem nicht.
>>676746301
nö. Ist keine Option. Sieht scheisse aus. Weiss nur nicht wie das zum Rest passen könnte.
First three words that come to mind
wendy the retard
Slam tight... Piggy
R2 D2 stocking
Droopy melon death
new rekt bred
last one 404d
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
PLEASE
pee porn thread
>>676744586
looks like a neat party
In science class /b/ Trips decides what I do
scream
GIMME DEM DANK MEMES
>hold pen in hand while standing up
>shout Allahu Akbar
>click pen
>look at pen with a confused look
Leave now kicking the door. Post pics
whip out ur dick infront of the class and start beating ur baby carrot sized weiner while staring at the hottest girl
Texas thread 832 713
What's ur kik
Pasadena Yo
/b/ Come at me
>>676753267
In Pasadena , look up rey9915 on kik
Your a dude tho
itt: we cannot stop fapping to celebs
McKayKay resumes
She's so beautiful <3
>>676756300
God tier albums
Good shout OP
Send me kik usernames i get you noods
Fatilakofruitty
shameless bump
Her username is NorwegianMe
>>676746724
sent
Don't even need nudes, I just want pics of her in her leotard
Cutie gymnast Kylinko
Reaction face thread
Keep em coming faggets
fb fap thread
>>676754828
name?
>>676755385
desirae
>>676757130
Question for you guys, What is the average amount of sex you have with your gf. My gf and I end up doing like 6 to 7 times a month. I feel like that's about average. She thinks it should be more. What are your guys opinions
it should be 10-14 times a week bro. you shouldn't be able to keep your hands off each other. wheres the passion
>>676751080
I fuck my bitch everday at 9 pm.
>>676751080
gf he says...
we haven't done it yet. she's saving herself for a black guy.
>>676749847
* le edge 15 yo detected
>>676749847
Wow yea that's super funny you fucking cunt.
ITT: we confess to crimes we committed, but for which we have never been charged.
>be me, white, 19 years old, 1998
>be so fucking broke. Owe tuition, owe rent, owe a drug dealer $200 because i needed cash and thought i could pay him back when my check cleared a couple days later.
>basically fucked
>standing in a line at an ATM in rural massachusetts. Snow on the ground, cold as fuck. had to be below zero F.
Had a snow hat on.
>5 foot nuthin 100 lb betafag in front of me withdraws $300
> i look around, nobody within site.
>on complete impulse i pull my snow hat down over my face, and stuck my finger in his back as soon as he gets the money. i quietly whisper dont turn around, just hand it over
> he hesitates and then leans back with the $300
>i tell him to kick his shoes off.
>he does
>i take his shoes and the money and throw his shoes out into the snow, run to my car and drive away.
>paid my dealer, then paid off my other debts
>nothing ever came of it. no visit from cops, no nothing.
>did see armed robbery in police blotter in paper, but the suspect was "black male" (kek)
>own my own house now, good full time job, etc.
>>676751042
poaching
i like to bowhunt here in germany
>>676751042
>>own my own house now, good full time job, etc.
You got away with a crime which is pretty cool. On the other hand you're 37 and posting on /b/
Life doesn't always smell of roses.
>>676752057
if you even knew how many oldfags there are on /b/
>>676752057
We're not all highschool faggots.
Lurk more Junior.
pics you were not supposed to share
was sharing my wife in the previous thread
maybe this doesn't qualify as "pics you shouldn't share" but my gf posted to gonewild today https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/4cks5h/f18_give_me_a_warm_welcome_to_rgonewild_reposting/
Drawthread
>>676734967
You shouldn't grab things that
>>676735833
Aren't yours.
Requesting this girl singing like a rockstar drawfags plz
