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feeling pretty generous. remember money doesn't buy happiness peeps. trips gets a hunnid
i need this badly :(
give me 1000$
Rolling
This is almost enough money for me to finally start working on that reproducing thing
Post girls you know and other anons will say what they'd do to them. replies for replies
>>693394652
I'd hang her upside down by her ankles and throatfuck her brutally until she choked and retched while beating her ass and pussy with a belt. Then I'd leave her there for others to use or free as they liked.
Wwyd to this bitch?
Bump, replies for replies OP
>>693395831
Jam a vibrating buttplug inside of her and take her to dinner with it buzzing constantly. After dinner, drive her to the top of a parking garage in the city and put her on the hood of the car, fucking her beneath the stars. With the plug in her ass and my cock in her pussy she'll moan and scream. People in the streets around will look around, wondering if they really heard what they thought they did.
Then cum inside her, take her panties, and drive her home, with my cum leaking out of her and soaking into...
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>>693396897
DP left, fucking her ass while right takes her pussy with a strap on. We're in the back of a moving car driving around town, getting stares every time we stop at a red light. Cum in left's ass and make right clean off my dick with her mouth and hair, then take a turn driving and give the driver a turn.
Them?
>>693395831
force her to her knees and throat fuck her while she looks me in the eyes and gags on my cock. id then nut all over her face and make sure she swallowed every last drop of cum
Androgynous thread.
I'll start with my girl.
anyone have more?
interested in this, bump
>>693407252
Of the girl or androgynous?
Androgenic, shmandrogenic.
>>693407252
>>693407380
I have more of the girl.
>wincest thread?
Wincest thread.
>be me. be 16 and having just got my license
>two younger brothers, one younger sister, shay (14)
>pretty hot for a 14 year old.
>shouldn't think of my sister that way...but do.
>drives me crazy all the time with the way she dresses around the house.
>still thinks a shirt and panties are "pajamas"
>anyway
>have...
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>>693395069
>silence for a bit
>"don't tell mom i was talking about sex."
>"seriously? what i'm going to say 'you know, i was smoking pot with shay and she was talking about sex!'"
>"whatever. just don't. i don't want her to know i even think about that."
>"you're 14. i'm sure she knows you think...
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>"fine! i won't ask!"
>quiet
>"...you can ask whatever you want. i don't care."
>she thinks aloud "...no i can't ask that...too weird..."
>i sigh "seriously, ask whatever."
>"okay...how big is a penis? like how long and how big around?"
>"...it depends on the guy. i think 5.5 is average? didn't they teach this in sex ed?"
>"yeah, but i mean like...for teenagers. people our age"
>"about that I guess? I don't know. I only know mine."
>more uncomfortable silence
>"how big is yours?"
>oh wow. "are you seriously asking me this?"
>"you said i can ask whatever!"
>"it's...around that size."
>"when it's normal or when it's excited from seeing boobs or whatever?"
>i laugh "...the second one."
>she thinks for a bit. "i bet all guys say there's is that size or bigger."
>i shrug. "probably."
>very long silence
>she asks "would it be weird if...you showed it to me? i mean not in a sexual way, i just want to see it."
>my mind is all over the place
>i need to stop this entire thing
>but maybe she's right? it's just for education.
>finally find words.
>"..yes. it would be weird. but if it's just to see i guess it's okay"
>keep driving.
>"...well?"
>"well what? i can't show it to you not, i'm driving."
>"well we can't do it at home! pull over somewhere!"
>it's late enough. i pull into a parking lot. it's a church (lol)
>i pause. "you really want to see it?"
>she's staring intently.
>she practically whispers "...yeah..."
>i fumble with my jeans and eventually get it out
>she just stares for a bit "is it hard right now?"
>"yeah. can't you see?"
>"wow. yeah that's at least six inches big."
>"told you."
>she keeps staring at it.
>suddenly she looks up with a strange smile. "wait...why is it hard now?!"
>shit. "umm...well i can't always control when that happens."
>it starts to go soft
>i put it away "that's enough learning for tonight."
>we drove home
>just as we were about to arrive, she asks "can there be more learning tomorrow night?"
>"if you want."
>>693395251
FUCKING GOOD SHIT HERE BOIS
>>693395251
Don't stop now OP, I'm depending on you!
So I herd u like cats.
Waifu claiming thread
Previous Thread: >>693399702
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP
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Nagisa
Waifu claiming thread - Glad you're all back edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or...
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>>693410318
Heres a nude. You didnt say who it had to be from.
Who else is playing?
>>693397743
Me!
Not me!
currently not available for me....ah well. i can wait.
/thread
didnt even know this came out yet. what system?
Ask an anon who was raped at 9 years old anything
>pic unrelated
did u like it?
>>693394608
howd it feel? was it a tight fit?
>>693394679
Nah I didn't really know what was going on
>>693394608
Heh man, same here. Was it someone close to your family? Also, do you have relationships problems now?
Why is there no fluffy thread? You can kill them, fuck them, hug them, and torture them!
Dumping this
>>693393396
>>693393482
sterling deserved it What do you guys think of this one? this just happened tonight in a suburb of Minneapolis!
http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/falco n-heights-minnesota-police-shooting -lavish-reynolds-facebook-live-vide o-watch-uncensored-shooting-youtube -shot-by-police/
That cop sounds like he knows he just fucked up and is trying to justify it to himself
>>693397604
I agree, can someone save this video? its being taken down quickly and it was just posted like 30 minutes ago
>>693397982
it's on youtube already
search for "lavish reynolds"
Philando Castile, 32
He died from 4 gunshot wounds
Passenger in a car pulled over for a broken tail light
concealed carry - told the officer he was carrying
cop asks for id and shot him when he reached for his wallet
>>693398118
facebook took it down.....I live in Minneapolis and we're still dealing with the Jamar Clark case bullshit. I agree with the cops on the Jamar Clark case and many of the others but this one is going to russle some jimmies i think
H/fur continues, i'm still afraid of the dark
I love herm cock
And posing here too, just in case.
>>693408686
Won an auction from Luckypan, and had her design her + use her in this pic
>>693407113
Also aliems are scary
Welp. Since this thread's already here I'll just stay because I know it will survive, but I'm not sure about another s/fur thread.
where were u in 1999?
>>693387950
Installing uninstalling vydia
>>693387950
LAN parties, check 'em
>>693387950
I was 4.
>>693388155
>>693388211
Checked
Eating butt
YLYL
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CJk62gc2QxLcvBmf1EId7w pron r wharever
>>693390976
Faces and rate thread continued
>>693403300
u look like a pretty normal dude.
not ugly id say.
>>693403300
Pretty average white Boi 6/10
>>693403300
Kinda look like justin bieber
>>693403300
>thread for fags
>>>/lgbt/
you wtf you lose
>>693380807
its a stone under his sack.
git gud.
>>693380938
>>693381822
Same picture taken twice with different angles then combined
git gud
what your thought on this..? Things i may have overlooked? like who whipes the asshole? things like that
>>693360649
The fact you can rape one but have consensual sex with the other or the fact you can commit double rape in one go.
>>693360845
Hmmm... crazy
Or you could get your dick and balls sucked at the same time.
>>693360649
what if one is horny and want sex while other is not
>>693362271
You only need 1 consent per body
>ITT: your 13th reaction image is yfw you realize that you will never be able to leave 4chan...
>>693397692
>13th reaction image
>filename
>>693397692
Come on faggots, you know what to do by now.
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rollin for waifu
rool
rolypoly
Rollin 4
you have been kidnapped and the last character you saw in a movie or tv show is the person who is going to come save you? How fucked are you?
Mine, John Wick, I should be free in a matter of minutes.
Last movie was halo nightfall
Kek pce op
I got done watching American psycho. Now I don't want to put words in any body's mouth, but I'm pretty sure my good pal Patrick Bateman ain't coming.
Last movie I saw was The Big Lebowski, so basically I'm fucked. But that's just, like, my opinion.
>>693394477
you got dubz yes he is.
Michael Carbanaro.
I wanna see that shit in a movie.
That one went by quickly.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
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>>693396189
How do I tell the love of my life that I'm going to end my life?
Greetings, anonymous! (And friends) from the moon!
How are all of you tonight, hmm?
>>693396532
Roll cause 32
Hail Satan
