old thread hit the limit.
Foal/sadbox edition
Cringe thread
Most painful experience of your life?
>Had hot coffee spilled all over my khakis by a dumb cunt at AA meeting
>Pants saturated through
>Feel like the sun is giving me a rough handjob
>2nd degree burns all over penis and inner thighs
How about you, Anon?
>>714800177
Lol AA meeting
>>714800177
Nose surgery.
They cut lose the middle part of my nose then reattached it.
After 3 day's they needed to remove the tampons in my nose.
They stuck to the wound with the dried blood.
Getting them out was by far the most pain.
>>714800177
>Had car accident
>Smashed my face on steering wheel as car span
>Ambulance and fire truck arrives
>Get me on stretcher and in the back of ambulance
>Arrive at hospital and have drugs to numb leg pain
>Have leg set and casted in surgery
>Wake up and ask for drink
>Sweet little nurse gives me some ice chips in my mouth
>The combined throbbing pain of 20000 smashed testicles rip through my mouth and jaw
>During crash turns out I had smashed 7 molars and exposed the nerves.
>The pain wouldn't stop
>I begged for death
https://youtu.be/qFeKOrU7W0k?t=90
ITT The first porn you remember fapping to. Gif related.
>>714791677
sauce
>>714792617
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1551436387
I've probably beat it to this 500 times.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1086483064
Playboy, miss October 1990
trips decides wat do
and trips cannot have anything to do with raping jews, the last three threads i made of this all had the trips as raping a kike
do not waste the get, i am willing to do anything to my dick except as mentioned above
do nothing
give it a nice shave
put your dick back in your pants and do not harm yourself :^)
Knife and dick? Just cut the fucker down the middle starting with the head to the base.
No trap thread? Let's change that.
>>714802992
gay
>>714803067
Traps are not gay newfag
>>714802992
More?
>>714803197
it has a dick you dipshit
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>714789605
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>714793413
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sameji claim'd
>>714805000
Check
カラミチーマス
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Claimed ^^
REACTION IMAGE THREAD -
I need more reaction and response images in my folder. Halp /b/
Nostalgia, new thread
No iddqd available
go on
>>714803336
Back in the good ol' days /b/...
>>714803336
Tazos
caturday
We have to hurry. We're running out of Caturday. No time to waste.
s/fur
creepshot mania 2k17!
Asians have thick asses hot DAMN
MY GF
g/fur
>gfur thread
>>714796266
>gfur thread!
Incest Thread?
This happened two hours ago and i've gone from feeling great about it to Anxious as fuck, but anyway here we go.
>Be Me, 19.
>Have two younger siblings, my brother is 15 and my sister is 14.
>Both are shut-ins, don't leave the house aside from school, don't really have any friends etc.
>Neither is fat though, especially my sister.
>Constantly find her tight little ass attractive, she's constantly bending over and acting kinda sexy, likes sitting in my lap a lot.
>It always confused me, i found her so hot but she's my sister.
>One day i'm cleaning the house, mother is out.
>Find half a packet of condoms in my brothers room, think maybe he's just using them for a posh wank, or less clean up.
>Bring it up casually to him, mention i found condoms, but not where
>"O-oh, they must be sis-anons"
>This makes me think.
>Both lonely, both have no friends, both never out.
>Time to investigate.
Cont?
cont
>>714789693
continue pls
more
cont
ITT: You pick a superpower, and other anons limit it. I'll start
Super speed
>shit bro
ability to take a shit for another person so they dont have to
>>714801234
nice 1234
>only superspeed when blindfolded
>>714801358
But only when the nearest available tiolet is 1 mile away or more.
>>714801234
You have a constant boner when running.
Drawthread: and so have I edition.
>>714800639
i'm a man of many influence
but hetalia is none of them
>>714800837
that's... not a panty though
>>714801364
welcome back friendo
>>714801678
I know this is gay as fuck but can you say "aroo"? I need a good chuckle.
>>714801574
P E N I S
>>714800808
Oh, I'm just in the middle of some IRLing, I'm sorry I got you worried, Anon.
Continuing off last shouldnt share thread. Please OP bring more
Come on in OP
>>714803073
Privileged to have her as the poster girl. Enjoy her riding me with me in her ass to completion.
>>714803222
still wanna suckle on those tits
>>714803237
Fuck yes, glad you made it
IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
I>>>>>> DON'T <<<<<<<
Reasons:
1. We dont want you
2. We won't let you enter
3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
5. You lack the education to compete with locals
6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
8. We have no welfare for you
9. We have no free healthcare for you
10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
If you're still thinking about emigrating to Brazil, might I suggest Paraguay instead. God bless, and don't come here. This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors. You're not white. You're niggers on par with roaches, greeks, and arabs, you are not welcome here.:D
no sane person wants to move to brazil
implying brazil isn't a 3rd word country. Kill urself
YLYL Thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMd0qtujOXA&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2AyTKHW8pQ
bad people!!
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