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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Here's a game for you.
A miracle body alteration treatment has been discovered, that can turn you into a woman. You can even choose what you'll look like before the transformation and be as pretty as you want. You can't afford the treatment legit, but a black market dealer is offering a special deal in a shady warehouse. A countless amount of horny men are waiting to fuck anyone who does the treatment. Post in this thread and get the treatment, and your last number will be the amount of hours you will be fucked nonstop by those horny guys as your payment,
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>>699868034
Well.
rololol
0 get
rollin
ok. what could go wrong
fb fap
So what's going on in this weird family? Boyish father, hot mother and three hot girls, plus a cam that's active 22 hours every day with the girls jumping around and offering all of their body parts for rough sex, seems strange to me. Is this how families are in China?
http://27.125.154.7:8000/anony/mjpg .cgi
>>699868304
how do u find stuff like this? is it even safe to view, will the popo come get me if i jerk it to this?
is this shit legal son?
>>699868424
>how do u find stuff like this?
The Internets
>is it even safe to view,
Yes, I'm watching them for weeks now.
Sounds creepier than I thought.
>will the popo come get me if i jerk it to this?
No
There they all are now.
Girls you've posted/want spread anons reply if they've fapped to them/have them saved Part 3
My slut
>>699881587
>>699881592
dumping these teen sluts pics again
Wwyd with her
OP HERE THREAD 404'd
>ONLY QUADS CAN STOP ULTRA GIGA NIGGA
>DUBSMAN HAD NO LUCK
>TRIPSMAN HAS BEEN FIGHTING HARD BUT HE CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT DONE!!!
>WHERE IS QUADMAN??!!
>>699873492
roll
>>699873492
>>699874444 get
>>699873492
FUCK U GIGNIGGA
>>699873492
quadman here
Mega jump
ylyl
>>699876074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jJLiBDdDVo
>>699876238
I don't get it
god tier album thread
American Idiot
milf/mature thread. stories, gifs, webms, pics, captions, anything goes
real story:
>be 12yo pretty shy dude
>my mother is good friends with her colleague from highschool
>our families hang together all the time
>my best friend is the son of mom's friend, we're about the same age
>mom's best friend is in her early 40s, hot as fuck, we'll call her simply "the milf"
>we're at cabin in the woods, my family, their family and some other adults
>lots of drinking, partying, normal shit
>my friend and I have the same room, we're in bunk beds, I'm below he's above
>at some point I get bored and tired of party, decide to go to my room
>lay in bed, alone in the room, chilling, not doing anything special, we didn't have mobiles and tablets back then
>at some point the Milf comes in the room, says their room is full still with luggage
>she'll lay in the my friends bed above me, cuz she's tired and she'll be there for like 10 minutes and go back to the party
>all's good, we don't talk, I'm not talkative by nature, especially with a 40yo woman
>she keeps moving in her bed and my stupid child mind thinks the fabric noise is hot, cuz she's moving in there
>dick goes diamond, hormones are crazy at that age, I put my hand in my pants and start rubbin it slowly
>i can't handle it anymove, I go harder, I think I'm stealthy as fuck, ninja jerk off
>jizz in my pants
>I get up to go to the bathroom to clean up
>I think she's sleeping now, I look at her, she gives me the most perverted smile ever
>I don't think much of it then, years later I realize she knew very well what I've done
I've got more stories of her, let me know.
>>699862682
Yup pot in. I'll keep thread going
Also have milt stories.
>>699862682
Where are you op
>>699863241
writing. 1 min
Continue with the story`s,please :D
ITT: Slutty Teens.
![AA [23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VZt8fIw.jpg "AA [23].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>699869578
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
Fuck these captchas
>>699873608
So people say, though plenty of people are extremely useful and productive while being a little self loathing.
Not sure what the second part meant. In reference to the music part?
What i do and don't like isn't really a conscious decision, now is it?
Well... Suppose it could be, but i'd rather not force myself to listen to stuff i don't enjoy.
>>699873747
Not being deliberately obtuse or anything.
I just don't think i'd like it. It's mostly...
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Off to work
>Later, my chickadees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPIKrOiZbHM
DEUTSCHFADEN HITZESTAU-EDITION
>>699874631
Lügenpresse zurück im faden
Künstler=kultur=wichtig, aber man kanns auch übertreiben
Nein, alle zu alt
39,90 und Pulp Fiction
>>699874631
Und nein, wer nicht vögeln will muss nicht.
>>699874631
servus!
>Glaubst du, dass es ein Alter gibt in dem du keine Jungfrau mehr sein dürftest?
muss jeder wissen wann er reif dafür is
>Glaubst du, dass es wichtig ist etwas künstlerisches zu lernen?
kreativität ist immer gut
>Hast du dich schon einmal in einen deiner Lehrer verguckt?
einen lehrer? nein.
in lehrerinnen aber, eine praktikantin wollte damals mal mit mir was trinken gehen als ich 15 war kek....
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If the earth was round, the sides would freeze in space.
Flat-earth theory: 1
Round-earth theory: retarded.
fucking nek it
>>699873706
>2016
>not knowing the truth
I hope you're trollig and you don't actually believe that the earth is shaped like a chicken egg. Do you think a space chicken layed it 5000 years ago, bible-thumper?
>>699873542
>2016
>not believing in the hollow Earth
>not believing in intraterrestrials
>being this retarded
>>699874240
Hollow earth theory is a conspiracy. Think about it, you can see the earth is flat from the top of Everest.
Post literally anything
Lets fill the image limit
>>699876415
Here's a picture of me and my twin brother on a staring contest. Guess who won?
Girls you've posted/want spread anons reply if they've fapped to them/have them saved Part 2
>>699877796
Whoever posted this one, keep going please
>>699877902
Pleeeease
>>699877902
agreed
>>699877796
Anyone nutted to it saved this
Be honest: would you take a spin?
>>699876518
Red please
Tbh no
>>699876518
spin
If you don't reply to this post you will never meet your future gf
>>699876518
Lol
Let's go
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck
>>699867700
eyy
>>699866304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgWk2-s6rtU
What's the worst thing you've ever done to another human being?
Nothing.
When I should've done something.
>>699871554
right to the feels man
Was born... edge
>>699871471
Made bacon while drunk... Burned it... Still feel bad about the bacon... Made better ones later on.
>>699871471
Poured milk into the heater vents in this assholes car. Found out the smell was so bad he had to trade it in. Kek'd hard.
Discord thread: https://discord.gg/w6ee6HG
New Trap/Trans/Sissy/Shemale Thread
Any webm of feminine benis?
OHHHH SHIT
TRAP THREAD
this shit is about to blow up
Find a better pair of natural tits than these.
Protip: You can't.
>>699870546
>>699870714
>>699870731
>>699870749
>>699870767
i deffo beat you, op
