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No gay hunger thread?
Let's get one going. Gimme 36 victims
Kikey Mikey
Ikrit
Dik Dik
Samus Aran
The Suicidal Pianist
What would you do if you could stop time /b/?
I would find people drinking coke, and switch it with pepsi
>>677329140
WTF
>>677329140
The video is really following the theme of the thread
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>>677329140
Make nudes of emma watson and be the king of /b of one day
My eyes are too close to each other. How do I fix this???
use your laser vision on people that don't like it
CUT IT OFF YOU FAGGET
bullet between the eyes
that ought to create a gap
Run a chainsaw between them from front of head to the back. They will gently begin to move away from one another.
Put a shotgun in between them and pull the trigger u little cunt
Why do people think that Jennifer Lawrence is hot? I mean, she's ugly, right? Also, general celeb thread
>>677327585
Stfu faggot
Also, this celeb is overrated. Apart from her tits, she's unattractive
>>677327585
A horrible personality can make anyone ugly.
>>677327699
No. She's ugly
>>677327825
True that
ive always thought she was ugly too
/b/ros, I'm a mechanic and sometimes customers leave their panties in the car. Is it OK for me to use them to fap? Pic kind of related
No, it's not OK.
Can you get some actual pictures of it? What kinds of panties do they usually leave in there? Have you ever kept them?
It's perfectly fine as long as nobody knows. The problem being the disgusting diseases lying around on those panties.
>>677330947
It's not only okay, but I'm sure they expect it. I mean, why else would they leave them in there?
>>677330947
>mechanic
>exhibits autism
Checks out
I have kept one or two pairs over the last few years. They leave all kinds. I've seen lace, thongs, kids, cotton... no pictures at the moment
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
>>677331988
I would.
She looks like she has big tits do she's used to male attention, she's got dyed hair so she has daddy issues and she's fat so she has low self esteem, sounds like she'd be an amazing fuck.
>>677331988
yes, fat chicks with blue hair is my weakness, I would fuck her til she breaks.
>>677331988
I would for some reason im into chubby girls..
I'm skinny very good looking boy but i jsut like them
>>677332250
Really? Lol
Rate me
+10
So I don't understand why people still argue about this, diamond is absolutely the hardest metal on earth, and in the solar system. It's even found in the center of the sun, if it isn't the hardest metal in the solar system, explain that.
I mean you can even see how hard it is in the picture because of all the layers it has. This is indisputable evidence.
It could never be the strongest metal because it's made of carbon.
Diamond has been used repeatedly on spacecrafts, to protect from solar radiation waves as well. Since glass (and other types of plastic) isn't strong enough, they use diamond.
>>677331568
Explain how it's in the center of the earth and the sun, then, if it isn't the hardest.
>>677331497
If it's so hard why can you crush it with a hammer?
This is it /b/
this is where we separate three man from da boys.
you dubs you die.
Trips you shave your hair.
Good luck mates.
I never get trips
what is a dubs
rip
por las calles del mundo vaga un niño perdido
Noooooooo...
Continuation of GoB
DO NOT ROLL TO THIS, Mup will come soon
Winter: all T rolls will be -1
>>677330801
Push out of Chroyane
>Marvjis Ohen, mercenary warlord of Qohor
>Allies: Tyrosh
>Bonuses:Valyrian Steel (+1T)
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>>677331242
Out of strongholds
>Volantis
>>677331182
>DO NOT ROLL TO THIS, Mup will come soon
Fuck I can't read>>677331182
>>677331242
Tyrosh > surround Qohor
>King Ophion, Ruler of the Free Cities of Tyrosh and Lys, Prince of Dorne, High Marshall of the Reach, Overseer of Sellswords and King of the Summer Sea
>Tyroshi Sellswords (0/1) | Tyroshi Torture (0/1) | Persuasive Tongue (1) (5/5)
>Alliances: Greyjoy, Qohor
>IK (KotSS): +1 T
FB fap, again and again
still moar?
>>677331228
hmm nice one
Atheists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through.
>>677330705
SAGE REPLY
The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.
This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).
If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually...
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>>677330349
You cringe you lose
>>677328426
I actually laughed at that
fresh OC
OC
>>677329647
buump
>>677329647
your mom
Your mom sounds great.
>>677329894
roll 4 that
ok /yumyut_
/thatsmichaelnow
He's playing Empyrion now.
He's an old ass 60yo stoner and chill af
Alright MAGGOTS get FUCKING rolling and see how much of you're COCK your cutting off.
pls
Rolling for quints.
shit.
Rolling for quints
I want out
lol
This will work.
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>>677330271
get it
what is the thing you always wanted in life /b/?
ill start, pic related.
>>677329112
Damn, I feel you OP
>>677329112
I don't think it was a single thing all my life but freedom would be nice. Like being self sufficient.
>>677329112
>>677329234
so true
>>677329112
happiness in the form of a near indestructible suit of power armor, for killing sprees.
A purpose
ok my /b/ros im doing a half ass od attempt, the only friend i think i had, just didnt gave a fuck so, makes me feel shit i dont want to feel, so lets see if this makes the trick, 20 500 mg paracetamol, i dont think its going to be enough to kill me, but i hope it bust my liver
general feel thread, and let it flow my niggas, 20 500mg its enough to couse damage to the liver? i have 10 more
No, paracetamol is a stupid way to kill yourself.
Hanging is quicker, as is shooting yourself.
That, or man up, call the Suicide Hotline, and stop looking for ways out like a little bitch.
>>677329433
nono man im too pussy for hanging or shooting dude, they told me hurts like shit with paracetamol and that i will agonize like a little bitch
>>677328981
Pills are for niggers that are crying for help and don't actually want to die. If you were for real you'd get a CPAP mask and some helium or put your head in the oven.
Don't fuck up your liver over a bunch of faggoty feels. Don't let life beat you. Fight back and fuck shit up, especially for that bitch ass fair-weather friend of yours.
>>677328981
20 tylenols won't kill you. I've taken like 30 hydro 10s in a day before, and that's not even the most I've ever had in me.
>>677329721
Man up and play some CS:GO mate. Don't let an account go to waste.
Traps, degenerate or not?
Not degenerate but by no means women.
>>677328678
Male to female ARE women. FYI
>>677328484
all of the above
>>677328678
Sensible fellow.
>>677329325
Deluded faggot.
In my days, they were just called transvestites and homosexuals.
All these new fancy words are confusing.
i found this on my boyfriends phone i know one of you assholes sent it to him
>>677330976
>sent
>>677330976
no one on /b/ "sent" him anything. if he got it here he chose to open and save it himself. looks like your bf is a furfag deviant.
I hate to be the ones breaking to you, but your boyfriend probably saved this on his own will
>>677331083
What seems to be the problem?
L O L Z
