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Dubs decide. Make it funny
prepare your anal
for im cuming to yo
>>677330738
Hi Sara, I would really like to meet you sometime and take you home. You shit on my face while I jack off and cum in my mouth. Then you gtfo of my life. tanks.
hi sara how fast can you make me a cucked faggot?
Lemme eat that ass? ;)
>>677332926
Roll
Pokebox thread? Pokebox thread.
Do NOT sexualize the pokemon!
>>677333967
I will if I want faggot
>>677333967
Too late
It's too early
Cock tributes you've saved or done for other anons in the past
SUP /b/ im trying to become a dj what should be my name
>>677332569
dj too fat
>>677332569
McMTdoTheDew
>>677332569
faggot, or myabe cpatain faggot... no, just faggot
>>677332569
DJ ChromaZone
>>677332569
DJ FatFuck
We are bored /b
Fuck off
these dubs say to kill yourselves
>>677334148 fuck and upload to the cum of alll
>>677334332
nop
>>677334332
Hahaha you fucking tart
ask a guy who has killed, roasted and eaten four domestic cats in the last six months anything
Pick a random number (evenly distributed) between 0 and 1. Continue picking
random numbers as long as they keep decreasing; stop picking when you obtain a
number that is greater than the previous one you picked. What is the expected
number of numbers you pick?
>>677331427
Do they taste good?
What nationality are you? When did you first eat one? Did you buy them or snatch your neighbors cats?
ass or tittes
This is the aftermath of my neck surgery.
It started out like this
>>677332560
can i get some ketchup on it?
>>677332681
Isn't that what happens when black guys get haircuts from dirty clippers?
>>677332560
Or the aftermath of you copying a close up of a piece of bread with jam onto the neck ... : )
She ruined my life. 4chan /b/ I know i can trust you
>>677332414
not ur personal army, sort it out with her
>>677332414
Wtf did she do, fox you like the feminist she is?
Leal nudes and we'll help.
Basic courtesy nigger
>>677332414
not your private assistant newfag
>>677332414
tell us more, OP
Hi b,
I'm bored, dubs decide the name of my theme park.
Theme Park
>>677332595
fagtopia
Zootopia
Kevin Bacon's World Pronography Emporium
>>677332833
winrar
Alright /b no messing around post your kik to be added everyone is!
Bumb
anon989d add me
Kaileylhc
The_dude199
0randy0ll
Any blind people around? What brings you here?
>>677329309
gyehh im blind but i canmt see so jthekres reaflty haard klgwroi ksadl kgb memes ,edsms kjwadklja,
Any blind people on an image board?
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>>677330235
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>>677330573
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>>677330813
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Post your favourite pornstar with a gif
Dillion Harper
>>677329462
man she's got the best tits, though i prefer mia malkova
>>677329810
Unitit
Ugly bitch. 5head/10
>>677329462
her sex faces are pretty cringy
nice body though
10/10 fap material
post your hottest on/off pics. The best are when the girls nude is paired with what looks like a pic from her facebook
>>677329823
nice. more?
>>677330128
wish i had more.
oops
No gay hunger thread?
Let's get one going. Gimme 36 victims
Kikey Mikey
Ikrit
Dik Dik
Samus Aran
The Suicidal Pianist
What would you do if you could stop time /b/?
I would find people drinking coke, and switch it with pepsi
>>677329140
WTF
>>677329140
The video is really following the theme of the thread
>>666666666
>>677329140
Make nudes of emma watson and be the king of /b of one day
My eyes are too close to each other. How do I fix this???
use your laser vision on people that don't like it
CUT IT OFF YOU FAGGET
bullet between the eyes
that ought to create a gap
Run a chainsaw between them from front of head to the back. They will gently begin to move away from one another.
Put a shotgun in between them and pull the trigger u little cunt
Why do people think that Jennifer Lawrence is hot? I mean, she's ugly, right? Also, general celeb thread
>>677327585
Stfu faggot
Also, this celeb is overrated. Apart from her tits, she's unattractive
>>677327585
A horrible personality can make anyone ugly.
>>677327699
No. She's ugly
>>677327825
True that
ive always thought she was ugly too
/b/ros, I'm a mechanic and sometimes customers leave their panties in the car. Is it OK for me to use them to fap? Pic kind of related
No, it's not OK.
Can you get some actual pictures of it? What kinds of panties do they usually leave in there? Have you ever kept them?
It's perfectly fine as long as nobody knows. The problem being the disgusting diseases lying around on those panties.
>>677330947
It's not only okay, but I'm sure they expect it. I mean, why else would they leave them in there?
>>677330947
>mechanic
>exhibits autism
Checks out
I have kept one or two pairs over the last few years. They leave all kinds. I've seen lace, thongs, kids, cotton... no pictures at the moment
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
>>677331988
I would.
She looks like she has big tits do she's used to male attention, she's got dyed hair so she has daddy issues and she's fat so she has low self esteem, sounds like she'd be an amazing fuck.
>>677331988
yes, fat chicks with blue hair is my weakness, I would fuck her til she breaks.
>>677331988
I would for some reason im into chubby girls..
I'm skinny very good looking boy but i jsut like them
>>677332250
Really? Lol
Rate me
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