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FB/Insta fap thread
Post your kik for more
>>767922831
post you're litteral 10/10 gril
First thing you think of or your mom will die today
>>767922180
In my mouth, please.
Holy macaroni that's a big dingadony
>mfw european fag
I hope I turned my stove off.
>>767922180
"he's fucking gay"
>>767922180
walter white
This is where the USEFUL-IDIOT LEFTY morons want to take ALL of us. Like LAMBS to the SLAUGHTER! NO DANGER!!
>>767918713
You are literally retarded
>>767919201
In the past 5 years, several American cities have had major riots. We're one police shooting away from a massive Mexican/black riot in Los Angeles. If roving gangs of niggers were coming down your street, you would wish you had a fucking Ak47 to defend yourself. Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py4AMYebHGI&t=10s
>>767918713
>>767919391
In what world is arming the North Koreans a good thing?
>>767919452
Those were south koreans. I'll start worrying about korean immigrants when they start killing people at rates 1/10 of what the blacks do.
Why there is so many nigger shills on /b/ ? /b/ used to be most racist place in the whole internet
>>767918632
Because black people are people.
>>767918632
>PoC can't be racist
Stupid. Frog. Poster.
>>767918632
i agree
>>767920350
They are niggers, a retarded proto-humans
>>767920415
Okay now you're being an SJW, dumbfuck racist stormfags and dumbfuck racist SJWs should both burn and die.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
>>767917521
Well excuse me, I just wanted to surprise you and I happen to like these clothes.
I didn't make them complicated, it was already complicated. Dumb women can't into reality.
>>767917521
MINA SAIKO ARIGATO, K-K-K-KAWAII
>>767917521
Here try this Laxative
>>767917521
I got told i was complicated by i chick im into last night. Still don't know what that means.
Celeb Thread - /Dazed & confused/ edition.
>>767922062
Wow another celeb thread????!!!!?
NO WAY!!!!!
>>767922062
>>767922062
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
cunts.
I'm travelling Europe next week from Australia.
I want a tattoo, preferably from Italy, to remember my visit.
What get
A dick
>>767913932
I was stationed in Italy for a year. My ceccomendation is that you definately do NOT get a tattoo in Italy. The artists are, on a whole, less talented than in the US or Strya. That aside, the hygiene standards are nonexistent compared to other countries. If I were you, I'd wait till you got home.
>>767913932
Get some like the Italian UFC fighter Allesio Sakara.
>>767913932
A slice of pizza with wings on it playing a guitar.
Dumbass
Post the last thing you fucked pic related
She doesn’t know I posted these
>>767914654
>>767914699
Vola?
>>767914725
>>767914757
/r/jgx85a80
What happened britbongs?
>>767916844
>>767916844
Canada will be next
>>767917072
How so?
>>767917285
Trudeau had the national anthem changed to be gender neutral.
Why don't you have a Iphone yet /b/
>>767914022
because i don't want to buy overprized shit
>>767914022
Because I'm not a retard that doesn't know anything about technology.
i do
1. dont follow fads (how you end up eating tide pods and cut4bieber)
2. dont feel like paying an extra 400 dollars just because of the name and brand on the product.
3.im not a faggot that is trying to "fit in" and be like everyone else
take your pick
>>767914155
Sounds like you are.
I'm in a mood to analyze people.
Post your pictures, you or a friend of yours, or a shitty celebrity, so far I'm at an 85-90% accuracy rate. I'll tell you what kind of person the picture given portrays itself as.
>>767917889
>my boss
>>767917889
Yeah yeah nice try fbi
YOU BUM ASS BITCH
>>767918133
Borderline psychpath, no father figure. Mired in mostly-failed attempts at masculinity. Married to a woman he hates, pays for sex on the side. Likes it rough.
>>767918089
This is the faggot of /b/ who wanna become trap and love traps
b i'm in a relationship with pic related. She has a sexy body a fat ass, nice perky tits, a cute face etc. But she is a total fucking bitch, I really think she has bpd. She's so hyper sensitive and spoiled it's astonishing. I've taken to just letting her ramble and not paying attention when she goes om her tagents since arguing with her clearly doesn't work, sometimes I'll even throw her on the bed mud argument and pound her doggy style and put her hair in her mouth as a bag, she likes it. But idk b i'm getting a bit sick of her shit, but I
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No you're not. Go suck a fat Godzilla dick, faggot.
You try talking to her about it??? If that's not an option just keep fucking her until she's just become too annoying and then just dip on her
>>767918714
Have more proof since a kissless virgin like you doesnt believe men can get pussy on this board
There was a post the other day, about how to properly train women. You should find it, and read it. Not all is lost. She seems cute, so fix her.
>>767918761
Yeah thats been my approach basically. Shes just really kinky and ive never met someone so willing to submit to any sexual desire I have so readily.
Alcoholism thread?
Can't remember shit about last night. I wake up and i just have one sock on. A broken glass on the floor, my undies on the floor (wtf?) And texted my best friend (a girl) and i told her that i love her.
Still drinking.
Bump?
>>767910720
Keep going it only gets better.
>>767909950
Keep it up, you'll get better at blacking out. At least you didn't not know if your car was still there or if it had someone else's blood on it. I'm on day 26 of a bender and I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday. I don't know how I'm going to survive
>>767909950
Drank a 12pk of beer a day for 6 years weekends drink whisky and beer and smoke week. Stopped after I met my wife and had our first born. Only drink on Fridays and it's only a six pack. Much happier now.
>>767910938
Did the same. It was hard but i only drink on saturdays now. Feels good. I used to drink 6 days per week btw
God-tier Metal albums
>>767916805
Rust in peace is pretty dope
>>767916805
This album is dogshit, The Years of Decay is much better.
>>767917747
Yes, The Years Of Decay is better but this album is great too
>>767917832
Nice Day for a Funeral and 8 other barely memorable songs. They were shit without Gustafson, so they became Pantera.
Found them on my apple music suggestions
dick rate
?/10
>>767915268
would suck
thx
#metoo
Do any girls actually rate this shit?
>>767915988
yes. 7/10
>>767915988
ur dik suks and loks lik a potat
cuckold thread. share stories/pics. includes swinging, hotwifeing, etc.
I have the urge to share my wife and see her take on 2 or more cocks and watch her lose herself in pleasure.
Part 2
>>767916975
could someone email me a story about fucking my wife ?
>>767917055
Dear anon,
I fucked your wife.
Regards,
other anon
what kind of autistic sack of shit you must be
>>767917055
What's she look like?
>>767917574
Short stature, cute face, huge tits
>>767917055
Post a pic of her
Question for any theists on /b/
How do you reconcile creationist beliefs with increasing scientific knowledge that precludes it?
>>767915053
>any theists
>creationist
wew lad
>>767915093
There are always some
>>767915093
>>767915798
Especially since /pol/ drew in a bunch of unironic Trump supporters.
It's called "god of the gaps" and it's bullshit
>>767915053
also I'd be a 6 on that scale
it's Caturday somewhere
post cats
>>767919214
This is old as hell, but I still lose
Drawthread
>>767916173
Requesting your cheeks getting pinched & you making a kawaii face.
>>767916173
Requesting loli butthole
>>767914444
requesting someone using her cat butt as a pillow
Requesting the monster truck Gravedigger topping Bowser doggy style
