rolls
>>682630825
roll
Seth rolling
women are disgusting and i'm rolling so i can get a waifu to murder in cold blood
>>682630825
its been a while
hai, /b/
that vein is gratutitous
women love vascular men
Say something nice, bet you can't
Ayy lmao
That's a big head
>>682629938
You can get ahead in life
Nigga looks like a peanut.
Secret thread?
>23 finished uni last may
>unemployed for 4 months now
>had a part time retail job in November-December but company didn't have the money to take me on full time
>parents and gf think I'm having trouble finding interviews and jobs
>they think it ridiculous that i've never been able to get an interview despite joining agencies and applying to loads
>truth is that part time retail job is the only job i've ever applied to in my life and i've spend the past several months lying to my parents and gf about applying to jobs
>even now i don't even know why I'm not applying to them, I've not even finished a cover letter yet
pretty sure i'm becoming depressed and this is damaging my relationship with my amazing gf who really doesn't deserve my worthless ass
>>682625553
Whats really gonna fuck you up is when you start applying in your field and find that it will likely be a long wait until you find something.
Don't listen to what anyone says, everyone is dealing with this. The job market is fucked for the time being. Becoming aware of what you're doing is a good first step, now you need to move forward and try to be whatever it is you wanted to be.
You are right. Girls want men, who has their shit together. I tried the same once. Played Playstation all the time. Eventually gf left me. But then I got my shit together and with new and better gf. Lesson learned.
My manly advice
Keep your facade and make it real. If you want to get your shit together. If you reveal the truth. The gf will go. It's instincts.
>>682625553
Your story resonates with me enough that I'm going to reply even though I'm on mobile.
>be 21yo college deopout
>quit decent job a few months ago
>didn't even mean to
>just too depressed to get out of bed for a few weeks
>moved back in with parents
>tell them I got laid off
>It's been over 2 months since I've seen a paycheck
>completely out of money now
>-$600 in my bank account
>almost 3k in credit card debt
>10k student loan debt
>10k auto loan debt
>havent payed towards any of that in a while
>probably gonna get repo'd/killed idk
>parents don't know how fucked up my financial situation is
>cut communication with all friends
>literally no joy left in life
>living here makes me feel 14 again
>shame and guilt are my new primary emotions
>spend all day laffing at memes to avoid thinking about problems
>probably only a few days left before collectors rape my ass
>considering suicide, but hopefully I'm better than that
lol
>>682626482
>spend all day laffing at memes to avoid thinking about problems
that's literally me, i don't even game anymore cause i spend the whole time i'm doing it hating myself, just spend my time on here and /pol/, and yet even though it fucking up literally my entire life i can't tell you why i'm doing it
So my girlfriend told me she wants to give a good friend of mine regular blowjobs. What does /b/ think I should do?
What are you, a fucking cuck?
>>682627890
I'd say so, yeah
Her nudes for some thoughts?
>>682627772
Not even alpha but I'd walk away from that.
Ask a guy who overheard his neighbor supposedly abusing his daughter last night anything.
>Pic insensitive but related nonetheless
>inb4 why u no call polis
I notified them this morning and told them everything.
>>682628175
Did you masturbate?
>>682628361
>Masturbating to the sounds of sex abuse on an 11 year old girl.
Are you even serious right now? >.>
>>682628175
Did she cum?
>>682628175
greentext the story
Ariana Grande thread anyone?
I just jacked it to fluffies dying...
I'm leaving now, and I'm never coming back.
If you have been corrupted by this site or haven't it doesn't matter. Just leave, get out while you still have the smallest amount of self respect.
>>682629372
Instaboner at this one
>>682629372
I'll join.
hi /b/
what is the best way to lose weight?
and why is it ketosis?
nu u shuld listen to ur doctor on medical advice
also it makes no sense how u live without sugar idk it makes 0 sense because humans hav been eating sugar forever in large amounts ok
exercise and a good diet.
Cardio and caloric deficit, any other way is a lie.
Waifu claiming thread.
Prepare to Die Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of you're waifu
>talk shit about other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Frog legs are NOT on the menu
>Tsuyu claimed
https://youtu.be/_yQjHkoDip0
Thanks for the new thread Froggy!
Claiming before leaving my niggas!
Best Ass Game Waifuu Claimed
>>682629742
Same~
Have a good shower at the gym or at somewhere else kek!
See ya later my boi take care
>Love ya
CYA EVERYONE! Take care and i'll see you later
>Big love
Dubs adds an ingredient to the blender. Trips must drink the unholy concoction we create.
>piss
1 Pepe
paraffin wax
bleach
>>682630059
roll
Feels thread?
Feels thread.
Is everything okay OP?
>>682625970
We are one big family, you can talk to us about anything you want.
Feeling so depressed for 2 years... I had talked with many people about my situation - no one helped.
>>682627089
I'm sorry about that.
https://youtu.be/G1roCscTXjg
YLYL GOD TIER ONLY THE BEST
bumpppp
New hunger games thread /b/
36 tributes edition
Post a picture and the name of your tribute.
Death rate is set to high
Fireside Girl Adyson
Chara
Fireside Girl Gretchen
Harry
Ok what the fuck is wrong with american beer? It's like they take european beer and add 50% water...
Amerian beer is like having sex on a boat - it's fucking near water
up til the 1990s american beer was mostly week lagers. but like... for 20-something years there have been tons of IPAs, Malts, APAs, EPAs, LPAs, RPAs, TPAs etc
>>682627567
>complaining about the quality of american beer
are you trying to be hipster from 2005?
>>682627567
Big name American beer like Budweiser is meant to be drunk fridge temperature, as a refreshment akin to soda.
As a result, it's literally the same shit that Europeans would have called "table beer" in the middle ages: Low in alcohol, low in flavor, and only drunk so that you don't have to drink water.
If you want American beer that doesn't suck, you need to come here and find a good craft beer from one of the smaller breweries that isn't a giant corporation.
>>682627567
budweiser is a product of InBev, an Austrian beer company. For all intensive purposes, it is truly a European beer.
40 yo virgin cause of small dick what do
>>682628204
If you're a 40 year old virgin, it's probably more than just your dick size that's the problem
Go fuck someone. Having a small dick doesn't change the odds.
>>682628204
Vegas, prostitute, repeat
>>682628204
Cuz of my small dick.
> as I pull my fupa back with my weak World of Warcraft hands
very important survey:
1. you gender
2. your orientation
3. how often do you jack off
4. when do you jack off the most
5. your favorite source of porn
6. your favorite type of porn
>>682627390
1. male
2. bi, but mostly in the straight area
3. way too often
4. no idea
5. ashemaletube.com
6. shemale
>>682627390
> male
> bi
> 3-4 times a week
> xnxx
> trap/shemale
1. genderfluid, these are my genders: adamasgender, elissogender, faegender and tachigender
2. pansexual, polysexual, skoliosexual and heterofluid when my gender is faegender
3. i find this an offensive question, you're invading my safe space right now ok
4. look at 3
5. gifs on tumblr ofc
6. i like female friendly porn, all the rest is a tool of the patriarchy to oppress non-CIS males!
>>682627390
1. Attack Helicopter.
2. Helisexual.
3. I don't, I don't have any hands.
4. ^
5. The hangar where I live.
6. I like to check on other chopper's blades while they sleep. Also flying over water, being very close to it. That makes me cum every time.
How are /b/ bodies??
>>682625429
post cock
>>682625429
are you 12?
Could be a lot better stopped gym for a year and a half
You virgins disgust me
would u finger my gf?
Yes I would. She has a nice pussy
>>682622973
i thought it was a horse at first
>mfw no tail
>>682622973
Holy canoly id slam dat pussy so hard
>>682622973
more pics?
Oh look there is a sni-
>>682621401
Well this is a blast from the p-
>>682621401
Not this thread aga-
Where is it comi-
