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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I have a story /b/. If you're willing to listen.
When I was a kid I had this friend, Alex. He was kind of geeky. Always breaking his glasses so his parents taped them in the middle. Constantly getting involved in accidents. Always wore cargo shorts and polo neck tshirts. His cargo shirts were constantly filled with candy and shit. One day we were playing in a field and we find an ant hill. So he starts poking the fuck out of it. Ants start swarming out. He starts stamping on them and crushing them.
So the ants start to crawl up his leg and he doesn't notice.
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>>682707989
Keep going anon but don't rush it and any chance of green text it helps the readers a lot
More man, I almost had a boner on the last parts :)
Any pictures of her? or just rate her
Op is death
>So we start making this regular.
>Sometimes end in blow jobs. >Sometimes doesn't.
>She eventually wants to take it up a notch.
>So we go to the bedroom.
>I feel a little weird about it but at the same time I'm ready.
>Shaking with nervousness.
>Blood rushing to my dick.
>We lay on the bed kissing.
...
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it is time roll sissies
>>682711215
Roll
Rolling for the one that I made of it shows up here, and also that pick a number one if it comes along.
3
I've had it, I'm fucking done. You little pussy ass faggots with your banana shit, constantly ruining YLYL thread all over /b/. It's almost like you think we don't know your an underage faggot that needs to kill himself. Look at you, you've become nothing. Nothing at all, spending the days, even months browsing /b/ reflecting on the lazy shit you are. How does it feel knowing that you could easily hang yourself anyday, and yet you continue to prolong your suffering. We don't want your shit smelling body taking up space on our planet, as that space
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>>682712183
>I come here only for the memes
Good fucking riddance.
stale pasta m8
this is now YLYL thread
>>682712638
o shit wadduo mein neiger
>>682712638
THIS MEME IS FUCKING DEAD YOU STUPID CUNT DAILY DOT VIEWING SHIT
I just want fags on b to pay attention to me.
hello?
Is anybody out there?
Nod if you can hear me
is there anyone at home?
I will say whatever you want on vocaroo.
Go
What is vacaroo
>>682710684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fN5MxLN24h
sperdermeen sperdermeen
does whatever a sperder did
Sam raimi killed my uncle.
>>682710827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s5GuAZHA0v
Let's try another one, shall we?
>Advice, chats, and fortune-telling found here.
>First to get trips can either ask for a tarot reading or donate it to someone else.
THE BAD JUJU SHALL SPREAD TO THIS THREAD AS WELL
>>682710955
no plz
>>682710818
I really didn't get most of it. Some of it even seemed contradicting...
>>682711233
That's just the name of the game with tarot, innit?
>>682710818
Re-Posting
>>682704533
Yeah, You're right, I sent a text clarifying why I canceled
And I could probably ask, but I don't want to do it yet, I want to wait a while, if I do it too soon, I might scare her off
Also, Reimu, can I get a general love life reading, Use the name David
New computer, no colossal porn webm folder. Help me out guys
Don't you niggers know how to copy files?
Old computer ended up in a microwave. long story
>>682711032
>>682712128
>I'm a lazy over privileged faggot
>Give me free things
>>>/r/
>>682711032
>>682712642
that's not how it works
friend
contribuiting
sup /b/
neurosurg here
ama
some big ass drain there
i have muscle spasms and twitches
sometimes i wake up in a panic from sleep...i jolt straight up and it's scary for a second or two
for a while i was seeing flashes in my vision (with eyes open) but they subsided
i get tension headaches alot, mainly on the left side of my head, toward the rear
diagnose me plz. neurologist says it's nothing
why do the X-rays? no clue
>>682708404
sorry to hear that, anon
if you don't dig your neurologist, you should get a second opinion.
since nothing you describe can be fixed with a knife, i can't give you a definitive diagnosis
Am I doing it right?
has to go through veins
>>682711406
You've got the right idea, but that's pretty light. If you want real results, you have to press really fucking hard. Though, would not recommend anon.
Cut radial artery
c'mon buddy don't do this :(
just want to end it......
Drawthread: Scrambled Eggs Edition
Cardbro here!
@The Gentleman: Sure you can! What is your name?
for the anon who wanted me to FUCK A BEE
>>682712146
you evil
>kinda heavy anon, you okay?
No. Thanks for asking tho.
>>682711790
I shouldn't have laughed
but i did....
requests?
Requests Welcome
nu loli bread
ok
How far deep have you gone in dark side of internet bee?
>>682709648
cp far.
>>682709648
www.google.com
>>682709648
4chan.org
anonhq.com
bumping for interest
s/fur
>>682712713
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
State you're job, salary, and age
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hr
>37
>>682711074
4chan mod
$0
45
>Taco Johns Fryer
>7.75
>16
>>682711074
Chef at Wendy's
$17.85 an hour
26
>>682711074
Buyer/inventory management/planner
~$26/hour, time and a half hourly overtime with no limit and guaranteed 40 hour work week.
23 years old
Unemployed
$9/hour
38
Go to pictureswap, post what you get.
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More original stuff please.
5/10
small tits
could be trap
would fuck either way
tried this last week and it went really well, lots of good shit shared around
so soundcloud thread!
i dont actually make any of my own music yet but slowly learning
just made my first mix the other day check it out if you have any interest in what i would consider quality bass/experimental/trap/hiphop
https://soundcloud.com/2-spoopy/vol -1
i just enjoy sharing new sounds with people
post what you like or make im interested in hearing!
>>682705756
will bump with gifts from the unknown
>>682705756
ill jump! i just posted something new today!
https://soundcloud.com/marc-laliberte/im-the-law-dredd-tribute
Everyone should upload using .flac or .wav so your transcode is as close to flawless as possible.
https://soundcloud.com/oswaldscult
real grungy, moloch is p good, also listen to just be yourself man
>>682705756
you joined right at the beginning of its decline
poor OP doesn't even know what he missed
What should my new debit card image be, /b/?
Here come dat boi o shit waddup memerino
>>682706997
>>682698187
>300 word essay on hitler due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
how fucked am i?
>>682703550
Just write 150 Jewish first names and last names and title it Hitler's Burning Passion
>>682704369
KEK
>>682704369
kek
>>682703550
Got to be one of the easiest essays ever to write. Find out if your teacher is a Democrat or a Republican, then just write either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton 150 times and reap your A+.
300 words?That's fucking easy, i once made 2000 in only 3 hours, you just gotta fill the bananas
If you could make ANY rule that girls at your work/ college/ whatever had to follow in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be?
Bonus points for having punishments for 1st, 2nd, 3rd offences. Pics preferred too.
I will start
Any girls who are sunburnt or have tan lines shall be made to walk around naked during school hours- to ensure they have no more tan lines and get an even tan.
1st punishment- any girl found to have tan lines and be wearing clothes shall have to wear a collar and is now communal property- pupils and staff can now touch
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Bumping with pics
