Family fap thread. Post your relatives you wanna fuck.
persian?
>>674310264
>>674310389
pakistani
still good, i like. cousin?
Fluffy abuse: The Returnining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplzscllDcM
loli is for niggers.
halt.
you mad white boi?
>>674309170
nigger pedo detected.
u mad?
>>674309373
Staymad
This is a thread for drunk people.
Report in, declare your poison and anything interesting about your drinking habits.
I'm terribly allergic to sake, myself.
Vodka tonight! Start it off with fireball shots- vodka with ice, little olive juice and 2 olives
>>674305738
Wife and kids out of town- so naturally I'm binging- 3rd night straight
>>674305738
Downing some absolut tonight, myself. It's a bit stronger than my usual fare, feels good man.
>>674306438
Partial to Titos myself- very smooth
How do we solve the white male problem?
Serious replies only.
Move every other race to mars
>>674307891
go to tumblr you B8 castin fuckfag
>>674307891
The guy in this photo is a Trump supporter who got caught on camera taunting an African American woman with racial insults for supporting Bernie Sanders, in case anyone was wondering.
>>674307891
And what is wrong with white males, Mr. b8?
OP FROM FAGGOT CHUCK THREAD PLEASE COME BACK.
I need the rest of the story
chuck bless this thread with a million gets
>>674310800
Witnessed
Did someone screen cap the post with all the gets
>>674310647
WHE~RE THE FUCK IS CHUCK
my dick is 3 inches flaccid but 7 inches hard. is that normal
Yes.
No.
>>674308866
Id still suck it ;)
its not 7 inches stop lying to yourself.
*fart*
>>674310593
i-im s-still here
c-can i have a cute nickname? like monster hunter-chan?
Zootopia edition
>>674310593
toot
The tale of chuck
Continued
Story OP are you out there? I want to hear the ending of chuck
Op plz
Watch when no gets in this thread.
Op come back
s/fur
>>674311176
FIRST
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
My asshole godfish clipped one of my snails antenna again.
So /b/, are any of you programmers?
If so, which language is your primary and why?
Python, because its an easy language to pick up on and remember.
das ist derogative and ill posed, it is called software engineering and it is language agnostic, unless you mean brogrammers, then it is JS
PHP, and it pays my bills and is a fucking awesome job.
>>674310168
C++ bro detected
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
nice dubs
What are you /b/?
>>674309122
Fuck your ironic shitposting
>>674309122
nice try, kid.
>>674309122
Just a simple old fag
Came here after a good friend told me about it in early 2013
>>674309122
Are we seriously to the point where 2013 is oldfag? Goddamn man, im ancient
Can't stop me faggots.
Skipping ahead a little, a few minor incidents happened between parts 7 and 8 but I want to get the basic story out there for all anons to see.
Part 8: Battle of the Band(s)
>historically, we’re the only ones who really enter
>its basically just another concert for us
>but Chuck the cuck (thanks anon for that) and the Cheese signed up
>only us two…
>fuck it, organizers say they’ll go first, we got second
>we rehearse our set to the limit just in case, can’t be embarrassed by emo fags
>when I realized it wasn’t worth it…
>anyways, we get there and start this fucking ordeal
>Chuck and the Cheese is up first
>my ears are bleeding
>has /b/ ever put a cat in a blender?
catinblendersounds.mp3
>god it was torture…
>get to end of set, we thank the gods for sparing us from this half hour
>sparse claps here and there, only one song left
>lead singer “Hey we got one more! Here’s misery business by Paramore!”
>fuck this again?!
>the worst rendition of that song I’ve ever heard plays out before my eyes
>they finally end and they get off stage
>Chuck tries to shoulder bump be but ends up hurting himself…
>”good luck, try not to mess up anon…”
>you’re goddamn right I’ll try faggot
>get out there
>roaring applause just cause its not the emo niggers
>demolish our set
>top 10 times we’ve ever played
>crowd shouts encore when we go back stage
fuck you I have a bit of an ego /b/ get over it
>look at band, we all know whats up
>back on stage, Hayley shouts “GET UP WE’RE DOING MISERY BUSINESS!”
>didn’t even practice it and kill it
>auditorium erupts, we’re heroes
>go back stage
>mfw Chuck and the Cheese run crying to the bathroom
Soon my patient /b/ros... soon it will all be over
Thx OP
Op isn't a faggot for once
Yay
Thanks OP, don't be a nigger
All I ever wanted was seks, and love
The Supreme Gentleman
>>674306587
How could these blonde spoiled sluts give their affection to those obnoxious brutes instead of me?
Can't dodge the Rodge
>>674307622
10/10
I go to college but don't really know anyone there. So I have a shitload of free time in which I read, listen to music, or watch old Simpsons episodes but I still feel depressed. I'd love to meet people, maybe get a girlfriend, but I don't enjoy going out to party and such that much ...
>>674304448
CLUBS DUDE CLUBS, THE COLLEGE KIND OF CLUBS JOIN SOME
>>674305352
you mean like a debate club? stuff like that?
>>674305503
Way to think of the most boring example. There are clubs for anything.
>>674304448
I would be in the exact same situation as you if it weren't for the fact that many of my high school pals went to the same college as me. I don't do parties. But I did make some friends through study groups.
/b/ Cringe thread https://youtu.be/CnOJgDW0gPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2S9_NY_lM
found this guy one day. can't help but cringe at the autism in his voice
a classic
Best of Tyrone thread. I'll start.
>>674307584
Tyrone? I'm pretty sure his name is Lamar
I done fucked up /b/
I think i accidentally sent my room mate to jail for domestic violence. :/
What do?
press f
>>674307468
Thats... not what i was looking for. :/
>>674307221
Ya dun goofed
Just blew my load with another cam girl. Must have spent £8000-10,000 on these chicks in the last couple of years. Thoughts?
You should stop it's a bad thing to get addicted to
Looks like someone who goes to my school
>>674306651
She was a while ago, pretty hot but another one that was not really into it. When they at least pretend to be into it, it can be fun.
>>674306355
how does one attain so much disposable income?
