Anyone here ever try lean? What was it like? Im asking because im considering trying it in a bit.
bump for similar interest
>>702554011
Wtf is lean?
>>702554011
What kind, there's a couple different ones. Green is ok, Red is good, purp is hard to find but if you find real shit well damn get ready to sleep for 3 days straight. Love sippin but too many fakes put karo on their shit I'd rather get xanax
i hear mixed stories. generally sounds shitty
>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle hunks
>>702548940
if I was a mod I'd ban every perso that posts this fucking thread, and the other faggot posting a horrible ugly faggot stripper
>>702549146
You mean like a husband?
>>702549357
Hello, newfag
You can post here everything except illegal things like CP or cruelty to animals.
/b/ is for shitposting. You don't like it? Go to another board
could i survive in college by buying MRE and eat only that (it's cheaper and easy)
Not only are MREs more expensive than many foods, but they also will make you Shit fucking bricks. They're packed with calories and you will put on weight super fast. I never want to eat one again.
Experience: 10 years in the military
haha no in norway a MRE is like 80 NOK (breakfast, dinner and supper) and a dinner in norway isa about 100NOK. i mean of course the bags that you fill up with boiling water and let sit (you can google"real turmat" to know what im talking about
>>702548334
ramen noodles all the way anon
>>702549920
You don't fill anything with boiling water retard do you even know what MRE stands for I have lived off of them down range and they will destroy you
>ALLAHU AKBAR! I just heard you insult the Holy Prophet Muhammad. Prepare to pay for your sins infidel.
What do, /b/?
He's got a very feminine face.
Shouldn't he be wearing a burka.
sniff my CUck faggot ass op nigger
Weak bait is weak, are you Sikh-ing for attention this badly?
Start singing saleel al-sawarim
Dropbox?
Mega?
#!J8UQzahQ!0ACYjy9fFGURWDw4liHw3UkOygS6tu0ACz18O0-wljQ
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>>702550797
urgh no thanks
So /b/, when did you start fapping to girls you know?
>age, sex, location
began to save pictures on girls in my class when i was 12-14 years old. i stil do this, only break i had from saving pics was when i had a gf...
>>702548431
Have you felt guilty at all? How many times have you deleted them then re-saved?
I started fapping to pics of my moms friend when I was 14, havent stopped since
>>702549103
did it many times in the first year, then when i had a gf i uploaded them to a cloud and removed them from my computer. it felt wrong to remove them completly. have never really felt guilty over it
got about 40 folders with both videos, picuters and candid picures of these girls
Classic fuckboi
Please force this kid to change numbers oh glorious shitlords of /b/
Would help but...
This fucking font. You must live dicks a lot. I won't help a cocksucker.
>>702552573
tits or no personal army
>>702552573
Not your personal army faggot.
>not me
>person of question propably sucked a dick before
Image related
>my only female friend left me
>she's from city 50 miles far from me
>every minute with each other irl was fuckin' miracle for both of us
>only grill I ever liked
>we both liked science, silence, night and stars
>few days ago we've almost fucked
>we know each other for like year
>we spent every fuckin minute writing to each other
>poetry, sexting, fashion, usual stuff
>I couldnt talk to her about everything, she knows shit about philosophy and politics
>she's not ideal
>she liked to psychically mutilate me because she cared too much 'bout me
>desperatly mutilating me because I'm far away from her and can't be with her right now
>I liked it, gave me imunnity to whores, after few her tries to hurt me I almost always started pretending I'm hurt, just to please her
>few mins ago I started mutilating her over some shit
>told myself "Why the fuck shouldn't I if I have survived it for year?"
>she told me that today she wanted me to come over
>she blocked me everywhere
>I wanna kill myslef
What to do? How can I get over such loss?
Just btw, I'm not beta male. Just tried to keep that gem for myself. Never met girl like this before. So unique.
Pic not related, I don't have any pic of her, but she loves NASA. I'm so fucking ill of it. Yesterday we would have hook up too. I'm addicted to her. Already smoking 3rd cigarette as substite.
What is the english language
>>702552086
you're like 12 and have your first crush? cute.
what do you mean "mutilate"?
>>702552086
so
let me get this straight
you KNOW she likes to piss you off
she says the thing that hurts you the most
and you believe it is true?
she didn't want to fuck you
she's just messing with you
>>702553140
english isn't his first language and he couldn't think of a better word
What is your year of birth? I want to know how old you faggots are.
I'll start.
1994.
bump you fags
I'm bored.
1981
>>702552650
1984
1976
Kik Sloots thread - post usernames
Tiinaaa14
Thread from yesterday lol
kik : cocoricocoricoco
it's a MAN who trade cuty girly pics !! Send first if you want
Kik jessicajester500
Clown girl that can somehow find Kleiners lab without any help but cant find a cat
>>702550593
Yep
With this Pic
Aesthetic thread?
>>702552138
free fiji water?
Left or right??
They're both dudes
left or right
White is right. Black is whack.
i couldnt care less if it was a fucking alien, if it's black i aint touching none of that kinda crap.
the right one.
does Gordon Ramsay know what the fuck he's talking about?
>>702549281
who cares about grease in a pizza, it's a fucking pizza but he's right about the crust
italianfag here, you know nothing..sorry man
>>702549603
There shouldn't be anything greasy on a pizza except maybe the pepperoni, and it shouldn't be swimming in it because pepperoni is a shit meat.
The sauce can have olive oil in it, but not enough that it's separated.
>>702549876
get the fuck out of here with your bullshit nasty ass pizza you hipster cunt
so my moms firend (8/10) milf friend is sleeping in the guest room, shes hot as fuck and ive been wanting to fuck her for years.
my mom and her have been drinking and were fairly drunk (both are asleep as far as im aware)
need tips/ideas on how to go about feeling her up/fingering her without her waking up and ruining my life?
if i can get some half decent ideas i will post pics, hearts racing like fuck but needs to be done.
>inb4 prison
Just go up to her and say "You're hot as fuck"
>>702549322
lol shes asleep, need tips from some of the master pervs here.
>>702549015
Go to the guestroom and check if she is asleep, then take pics and try to see more and take more pice. If she wakes up, pretend that you needed something in the room
is she with your mom ?
Post the weirdest shit on your hard drive. Im lookin to see some shit before I kill myself
888 get
/b/, what's at the centre of the universe?
Bump
>>702551196
Dissapointment
>>702552016
No man's sky xD
>>702551196
according to vsauce YOU are the center of the universe, at least from your perspective
>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady.
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right.
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared.
>Start waddling over to the lady.
>She recoils back in horror.
>Keep waddling over.
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground.
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear.
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie to make me stop yelling
Good day today.
>>702548910
More NEET greentext
I fucking love these.
tldr but bumped for non-cancer on /b/
If odds, i sleep now
Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>702533429
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
>New episode was good
Miho claimed
I wanna make sweet love to her
Claimed.
Celeb thread
Emma getting worshipped.
>>702552723
She deserves the best
This is now a Sophie thread, devoted to Sansafag an his devout followers.
CRINGE THREAD
ITT: If you roll dubs you must go to 9gag and bring some cancer back to this thread.
Go !
Roll.
>>702550133
I've never been to 9gag. I don't know how to use that site.
>>702550332
Well you better learn now!
>>702550404
Pass.
