Aesthetic thread?
>>702552138
free fiji water?
Left or right??
They're both dudes
left or right
White is right. Black is whack.
i couldnt care less if it was a fucking alien, if it's black i aint touching none of that kinda crap.
the right one.
>>702551631
Right
does Gordon Ramsay know what the fuck he's talking about?
>>702549281
who cares about grease in a pizza, it's a fucking pizza but he's right about the crust
italianfag here, you know nothing..sorry man
>>702549603
There shouldn't be anything greasy on a pizza except maybe the pepperoni, and it shouldn't be swimming in it because pepperoni is a shit meat.
The sauce can have olive oil in it, but not enough that it's separated.
>>702549876
get the fuck out of here with your bullshit nasty ass pizza you hipster cunt
>>702549281
bump
so my moms firend (8/10) milf friend is sleeping in the guest room, shes hot as fuck and ive been wanting to fuck her for years.
my mom and her have been drinking and were fairly drunk (both are asleep as far as im aware)
need tips/ideas on how to go about feeling her up/fingering her without her waking up and ruining my life?
if i can get some half decent ideas i will post pics, hearts racing like fuck but needs to be done.
>inb4 prison
Just go up to her and say "You're hot as fuck"
>>702549322
lol shes asleep, need tips from some of the master pervs here.
>>702549015
Go to the guestroom and check if she is asleep, then take pics and try to see more and take more pice. If she wakes up, pretend that you needed something in the room
is she with your mom ?
>>702549015
First post a (clothed) pic of her so we know what she lookes like
Post the weirdest shit on your hard drive. Im lookin to see some shit before I kill myself
888 get
/b/, what's at the centre of the universe?
Bump
>>702551196
Dissapointment
>>702552016
No man's sky xD
>>702551196
according to vsauce YOU are the center of the universe, at least from your perspective
>>702551196
The correct spelling of center
>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
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>>702548910
More NEET greentext
I fucking love these.
tldr but bumped for non-cancer on /b/
If odds, i sleep now
>>702550016
FUCK i want to sleep
Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>702533429
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Miho claimed
I wanna make sweet love to her
Claimed.
Rogue One Reporting In
Celeb thread
Emma getting worshipped.
>>702552723
She deserves the best
This is now a Sophie thread, devoted to Sansafag an his devout followers.
>>702552809
She got it.
CRINGE THREAD
ITT: If you roll dubs you must go to 9gag and bring some cancer back to this thread.
Go !
Roll.
>>702550133
I've never been to 9gag. I don't know how to use that site.
>>702550332
Well you better learn now!
>>702550404
Pass.
roll
Post your favorite pic of your gf
OP I think we're dating the same girl...
>>702550686
Damn, I love this set. Doesn't get posted enough.
fav
Toriel
I'm all for this
>>702549966
Kys
Just got unbanned after being banned since February. AMA.
>>702550925
Why ban?
how you ban, sorry english?
Why'd u get rekt so hard normie?
>>702550925
banned since February?
What's it like being so dumb that you waited the ban out for months instead of resetting your router for a new IP and being banned for 10min Max?
BANANA DESU
Dick Rate Thread
Rate me
another angle
>>702548238
Big/10
>>702549367
Why is so red at the end?
would suck any of dicks posted so far
>>702548238
6/10
>>702549367
5/10
r8 me please
girls you want others to fap to part two
>>702552856
Feels thread
faggot
>>702549481
nigger
go die in a gutter, you dumb fuck. You're useless, unloved, and unwanted
>>702549481
cunt
>>702549481
I'm 21
I have no friends
no job
I was in a psych ward a year ago
but I lost my psychologist
I dropped out of uni
I don't have debt anymore
I want nothing
I will overdose once I get my meds alone with me
I'm trapped but there is no way out
I've lived in my head all of my life and I don't like what I see outside
I don't want to be here
I wish I had a gun
I wish I had been someone else but I'm no one and that's how it is meant to...
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Problem with chick (not gf)
Chick with who I wrote since over week, wrote me that she's gonna wait for someone who's gonna back. I asked her is this someone important for her. Then she said she doesn't know.
That clearly means that's her bf. We've met on this friday, was nice etc.
Is there can be another meaning of her answer? I think there's not. FUCKING BITCH.
Anons, what do?
>>702545794
What
>>702545946
k, sorry for any mistakes in the text btw
bump
>>702546060
Well, from what I am getting, are you two trying for a relationship? If you guys are but she's waiting for someone else who "supposedly" is her boyfriend don't you think that's a hint that she maybe be playing both you and the other guy?
>>702546848
Cause she said before that she broke with him and had a depression about that. We've met on this friday. We were walking on park, having fun on playgrounds (she likes swings) and then we came for ice creams. So that's why.
What do you think about my bi and triceps?
I don't workout too much.
If you do not, why not try?
>>702547270
eat more
>>702547270
meh
I clearly try more than you my arms are way bigger
The fact that you're interested in what other men think of your body says it all Fam.
May as well call it and decide whether you're a top or a bottom.
you are skinny muscle.
Sunday night fluffy abuse thread. Let's do this.
New Phone Desktop Thread
No cleaning
Bump
HTC One M9
KLWP Clock
FlatCon Icons: Red
Apex Launcher
>>702549060
>CURRENT YEAR
>reddick