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Lets find out.

ROLL.
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COME ON 2
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rolling for AIDs
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y not
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cyborg power

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It's my birthday /b/ and all I want is teens please
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>>>/s/
Happy birthday.
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>>674690941
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Also my birthday, but i don't want anything but the sweet release of death.

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Feet thread
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>>674693573
Keep it coming /b/ros
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OC. Got one more of tops
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>be me
>be born
>mom and dad are not close
>hate each other infact
>mom takes me away from dad without a court order or custody hearing
>mom is a fucking awful person
>steals, beats up people, and is overly aggressive
>hit me several times as a baby
>let me get sunburnt on the beach every other day
>moles all over my body (not too bad)
>have a half-sister
>I was about 1, she took my hand and placed it on the stove
>burnthand.gif
>dad visits whenever he can
>dad is nice
>mom is mean to dad, tries to pick fights blah blah blah
>dad and mom finally have a custody case
>dad wins
>life is good now
>school is fun, i am smart so i am ahead
>social life is not so fun though
>spent all of my time inside on the computer playing games
>never went outside when i didn’t have to
>no childhood friends
>fun inside on my computer
>continue in life
>4th grade
>shit gets bad
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>>674691681
>i am quiet, but have energy, not really weird
>don’t have a crush on anyone
>get bullied, hard
>like, really hard
>people would avoid me
>people would call me names
>”faggot”, “no one will ever like you”, “you’ll die alone”, “kill yourself”, etc.
>people would push me around, and book me
>this goes on for 3 years
>7th grade comes around, people finally stop
>clean myself up
>lookgood.jpg
>get interested in stuff, photography, space, computers (more so)
>girl likes me
>about a 6/10, kind of a qt, we’ll call her Lauren
>eh, i might as well
>date some more
>really nice girl
>we always met up at 6:30am at the local ravine and jumped in the water to watch the sunrise every saturday
>idea
>take pictures of some of the meetups, and fun moments
>discover the 4chinz
>this is cool
>date
>discover gore threads
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>>674691864
>desensitize myself to death, feels, and gore
>iamcalm.vbs
>never really react to much after that, basically the gore and feels made me permanently calm
>still dating Lauren
>meet up still
>one meetup, she says to meet at a hospital room
>”alright”, no idea why, but i trust her
>6:30 comes up
>walk in
>see Lauren on bed
>wtf is this?
>she tells me to sit
>she says that she has had a brain tumor ever since childhood
>i am still calm
>in my mind, “oshit is she-”
>doctor walks in
>she falls asleep
>doc says it got aggressive recently, and she has not much time left
>doc says i can spend time with her
>thanks doc
>sit by her bed side for a couple hours, about to fall asleep myself when i am waked by
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>>674691945
>heart monitor going crazy
>critical
>i can hear the PA telling doctors to rush to her room after i hit the button
>grab her hand
>she wakes, eye twitching, and smiles at me
>thisisit.png
>she asks to see photos of our meetups
>whip out phone and open it
>she smiles, and is crying as i flick through the many picture i took
>continue scrolling through
>finally at last one, “This is my favorite.” i say
>a picture of her on top of a rock silhouetted by the sunrise
>don’t hear the beeping screeches
>look down
>she is dead
>doctor try to revive her, every method
>doesn’t work
>i am as calm as ever
>whatthefuckiswrongwithme.bat
>my emotions never really change
>freshman year rolls around
>get more social than ever, start doing clubs
>pick up cross country
>run my ass off, get some “friends”
>they aren’t really friends, they distance themselves from me and never really talk to me
>sitting in AP physics at a sophomore
>basic grind
>girl sits behind me
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>>674691681
>starts to talk to me little by little
>doesshelikeme.vbs
>get her snapchat (she deleted it a year or so ago)
>talk with her frequently
>says she wants to say something to me on friday at 7:00 at this old barn
>i wait in barn for an hour
>i wait another hour
>it is 9:00 PM now, maybe something is wrong
>chat her
>nothing
>phone dies, k
>i think it was about 11 or so when i decide to go home, feeling alone once again
>plug in phone to see my notifications filled with awful comments from her
>”FUCK YOU AND YOUR BRAIN, TRYHARD FUCKING SOFTY”, “I HATED HAVING TO TALK TO YOU, BUT WAITING TO SAY IT NOW MADE IT WORTH IT”
>man, fuck me /b/
>still living with dad
>but he is a major asshole now
>always telling me i have bad grades when i have all A’s
>gives me shit over nothing
>always calls me a lazy ass
>always tries to pick fights with me
>i am chill still, so i don’t really do much
>this same grind of loneliness and boredom goes on for another 3 years
>usual grind everyday for few years
>shit happens, but nothing too bad
>thanksgiving 2015

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Do you feel like sucking cock sometimes, even though you consider yourself straight?

I'm really starting to think about sucking a cock.
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Nope. Never. I always thought of it as demeaning. Feels like a power move and I hate not being in control.
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>>674690463
You're at least Bi, deal with it.

Now go suck some cock, the world needs more blowjobs.
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>>674690862
I do too, but sometimes when I fap I think about sucking a cock. I don't even see it as demeaning. If I'm sucking a cock, I'm in control, right?

>>674691058
Should I really go for it? I just want to suck cock, I don't feel any kind of attraction to men.
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>>674690463
I think about sucking cock sometimes but I'm totally straight, srsly.

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Dick rate thread
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>>674690870
9/10

>>674691747
8/10
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r8 plz
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>>674690870

6/10, looks healthy

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Roll dubs for nudes. Have 5, mostly her tits, some side ass and legs. No pussy or asshole. She's thick and the tits are fat.
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>>674692881
You got tits and face?
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>>674693020
Yes.
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>>674693087
In the same pic? Do not fuck with me OP. I cant jerk off to faceless bitches unless I decapitate them myself.
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>>674693445
Yes. In the same pic. I pwomise.

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Ask a Mormon any question. I will do my best to answer them. (LDS not FLDS)
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>>674690484
OP here. Come on boys ask away.
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>>674690484
Tell me about your special underpants.
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>>674691457
They are for temple ceremonies. Just special occasions. Kinda like the outfits the pope wears, or a suit.
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Bump. Also Mormonfag. Joseph Smith is my homeboy. Just passed my 1 year anniversary home from my mission.

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Hey /b/

Lookin for some Netflix recommendations. I enjoy sci fi, don't enjoy anime (just not for me). Looking for a movie preferably but open to shows. Just finished black mirror which was interesting, just watched turbo kid which was decent, and world of Tomorrow which was a cool short. Thanks in advance
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farscape if it's on there
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I recently started watching a tv show called

3rd Rock From the Sun

Super funny 90's comedy where the main cast are aliens in human bodies trying to learn what makes people human.
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>>674689955
Checked.

Also yeah I used to love that show lol
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Trailer park boys. Serious, give it a few episodes to get you hooked, you won't regret.

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Trips is the key
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Cool Panoramas?
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righto matey
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>>674692964
Why would i nee a suitcase full of corn pops?
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>>674692964
>>674692964
>>674692964
MODSS!!! SHUT IT DOWN!

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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:

http://flyto.us/wincest

pic related
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>>674693156
op your a cum slut
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>>674693156
i fucking jizzed
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>>674693156
im in the middle of my 10th grade englishg class and im download this Thx op
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>>674693156
Just fapped to this ask me anything

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Anybody knows who she is?
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caitlyn jenner
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>>674691856
>caitlyn jenner
Wrong

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>>674690237

is this a Shakira fan club or sumthin?
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>>674690237
none. looking like they they probably all smell like week old sweat and piss and cigarettes
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>>674690237
Either 1 or 3. They both look fuckable. 1 kinda looks like a whore though
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3rd from left
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1. She looks like a girl I go to school with.

ITT: Faps from our youth - Millenials need not fucking apply edition
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GOD DAMN I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY!
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>>674690091
I want to fuck this shark
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>>674690091
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Get in line OP.
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>>674690420
but shark is no bunny

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Start a green text story
Post a line then next person post another to add to it and so on
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this<
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>be me 18 still in school
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>want to major in gender studies just like anita, praised be her name
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>suck cocks for money

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Even: Fap. Odds: Sleep.
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Rolan
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>>674692057
Reroll
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>>674692057
holy shit op who's that ass
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Ronald

We are warboys! Kamicrazy warboys!
FUKUSHIMA KAMICRAZY WARBOYS!

Roll once.
Copy and paste your last four digits on Google Images.
The first vehicle is your ride.
Post it here!

Those will ride with me eternal on the highways of Valhalla! I AM YOUR REDEEMER! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!
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I live! I die! I live again!
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>>674691956
My ride straight outta 1956:
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Witness me!
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For Valhalla

I want to kill myself

no one will care

my life was ruined

i hate alll of you

my blood is on your hands
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>>674691243
Is that a picture of you?..
If so then I don't know you want to end it. Kinda cute
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Cool beans
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>>674691243
do it please, no one will care.
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>>674691243
I would feel sad if you killed yourself, but I would pay you for sex. Interested?

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Does anybody know the best way to get a password hack from a facebook account?
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>>674689796
Use a Unix system faggot
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No windows based stuff or help links etc dude?
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bump for interest
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>>674690145
>Not OP
elaborate a little, my computer savvy friend

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