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Roll dubs for nudes. Have 5, mostly her tits, some side ass and legs. No pussy or asshole. She's thick and the tits are fat.
>>674692881
You got tits and face?
>>674693020
Yes.
>>674693087
In the same pic? Do not fuck with me OP. I cant jerk off to faceless bitches unless I decapitate them myself.
>>674693445
Yes. In the same pic. I pwomise.
>>674693549
Rolling for face and tits
Ask a Mormon any question. I will do my best to answer them. (LDS not FLDS)
>>674690484
OP here. Come on boys ask away.
>>674690484
Tell me about your special underpants.
>>674691457
They are for temple ceremonies. Just special occasions. Kinda like the outfits the pope wears, or a suit.
Bump. Also Mormonfag. Joseph Smith is my homeboy. Just passed my 1 year anniversary home from my mission.
>>674692276
Congrats. Where did you serve anon?
Hey /b/
Lookin for some Netflix recommendations. I enjoy sci fi, don't enjoy anime (just not for me). Looking for a movie preferably but open to shows. Just finished black mirror which was interesting, just watched turbo kid which was decent, and world of Tomorrow which was a cool short. Thanks in advance
farscape if it's on there
I recently started watching a tv show called
3rd Rock From the Sun
Super funny 90's comedy where the main cast are aliens in human bodies trying to learn what makes people human.
>>674689955
Checked.
Also yeah I used to love that show lol
Trailer park boys. Serious, give it a few episodes to get you hooked, you won't regret.
>>674689918
I'll look into that thanks. I always thought it looked kinda corny though no?
Trips is the key
Cool Panoramas?
righto matey
>>674692964
Why would i nee a suitcase full of corn pops?
>>674692964
>>674692964
>>674692964
MODSS!!! SHUT IT DOWN!
>>674692964
i love copyright protection
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674693156
op your a cum slut
>>674693156
i fucking jizzed
>>674693156
im in the middle of my 10th grade englishg class and im download this Thx op
>>674693156
Just fapped to this ask me anything
>>674693156
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot
![uG0BpbK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZXfoMdp.jpg "uG0BpbK[1].jpg")
Anybody knows who she is?
![qcwQqtg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JyacioD.jpg "qcwQqtg[1].jpg")
![MZmx5i9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uNwWl0a.jpg "MZmx5i9[1].jpg")
caitlyn jenner
>>674691856
>caitlyn jenner
Wrong
![BIvfur8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/REaQTMl.jpg "BIvfur8[1].jpg")
>>674690237
is this a Shakira fan club or sumthin?
>>674690237
none. looking like they they probably all smell like week old sweat and piss and cigarettes
>>674690237
Either 1 or 3. They both look fuckable. 1 kinda looks like a whore though
3rd from left
1. She looks like a girl I go to school with.
>>674690451
If you don't know 1 is a whore with one million webm of sucking cock go to bed Newman .
![005-barbarella-theredlist[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j3qGFf3.jpg "005-barbarella-theredlist[1].jpg")
ITT: Faps from our youth - Millenials need not fucking apply edition
![03-rP6nphA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f23Jqck.jpg "03-rP6nphA[1].jpg")
![Cheetara-thundercats-4597636-375-600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MR5muYq.jpg "Cheetara-thundercats-4597636-375-600[1].jpg")
![troi2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YWy6nVu.jpg "troi2[1].jpg")
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GOD DAMN I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY!
>>674690091
I want to fuck this shark
>>674690091
Get in line OP.
>>674690420
but shark is no bunny
>>674691738
Shark are better than bunny
Start a green text story
Post a line then next person post another to add to it and so on
this<
>be me 18 still in school
>want to major in gender studies just like anita, praised be her name
>suck cocks for money
> meet qt3.14 who is dating chat
Even: Fap. Odds: Sleep.
Rolan
>>674692057
Reroll
>>674692057
holy shit op who's that ass
Ronald
>>674692057
Roll
We are warboys! Kamicrazy warboys!
FUKUSHIMA KAMICRAZY WARBOYS!
Roll once.
Copy and paste your last four digits on Google Images.
The first vehicle is your ride.
Post it here!
Those will ride with me eternal on the highways of Valhalla! I AM YOUR REDEEMER! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!
I live! I die! I live again!
>>674691956
My ride straight outta 1956:
Witness me!
For Valhalla
>>674692268
I want to kill myself
no one will care
my life was ruined
i hate alll of you
my blood is on your hands
>>674691243
Is that a picture of you?..
If so then I don't know you want to end it. Kinda cute
Cool beans
>>674691243
do it please, no one will care.
>>674691243
I would feel sad if you killed yourself, but I would pay you for sex. Interested?
Livestream
Does anybody know the best way to get a password hack from a facebook account?
>>674689796
Use a Unix system faggot
No windows based stuff or help links etc dude?
bump for interest
>>674690145
>Not OP
elaborate a little, my computer savvy friend
>>674690395
Watch Jurassic park ya dummy
Hunger Games Thread.
Human Tributes Only Edition.
johnny
Rami Hikari
Sweet Tits
Moot
THE GUY
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (5.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 7.5 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
>>674690671
sex isnt about getting women off though
>>674690671
too long your story needs editing
>>674690671
trust a stale pasta cuck
no thanks
Average depth of vagina
>4 inches
It won't increase in size unless the dick is bigger than that.
Source: femanon, now stop this bull (and no, I'm not going to lie to make you faggots feel better, this is the truth)
>>674690671
Hate to sound like a beta, but average is average for a reason. I'm certain that there are indeed woman who want or need a cock that size, but most don't.
Let's go /b/tards
>>674687991
Add runfn
add alp7777
Add me I'll share
Randomghost88
Add hozaycastro please
Add robmiller0 please
I just saw fight club for the first time today
cool are you gonna be an edgy fag and want to discuss how gay that fucking movie is or what?
Better late than never. ¿What do you think about the movie? Pretty good, right?
No, I just wanted to say that Mr. Robot indeed has some similarities with the movie
>>674689361
you should really stop using the word edgy. just makes you look like a little kid that can't handle the fact that the world does not share their opinion.
>>674689361
ITT: post the last picture you fapped to so I can fap to it too.
>inb4 cp
Not a pic but my god... just watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKXYc6Ma1Q
>>674689954
Who the fuck is this??
Hnnnnng
Hey /b/ros. Short haired/tomboyish girls thread. Same OP as every night. Have a massive library and can dump as long as there's interest.
>>674690938
yes pls
this is my thing but i prefer them with no tattoos and thats hard to find
Ples dump OP
dump them OP
>>674690938
as long as you keep dumping kittens im here
>>674691067
oh i have PLENTY. tell me the kind of grill you need. hair color/cup size/ etc and I can give you the pic of your dream grill.
>>674691152
as you wish anon. let the dump commence.
