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Hi /b/. Aren't the jeans on my sister a bit too tight on her?
Timestamp
Nah, your girlfriend's jeans are fine.
Rape. Her.
>>689824793
fancy room
take them off
What was the biggest mistake you've made while you were intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol/drugs?
Drunk texting ex. Lots of embarassing shit. Never had bad experiences on drugs.
>>689816069
OP's mom.
called some girls I knew inferior. Got ousted from all of my groups. No longer have friends
>>689816069
Blacking out and waking up in a hospital to people telling me I had been raped, luckily some passing Swedes tackled my rapist. Nothing I did was my fault, apparently.
My friend took 30 hits from a bong and vomited all over a girl
New waiting room for
>>689999999
>>690000000
Last thread: >>689793610
Don't fucking die this time edition.
Fuck off
>>689811603
>>689811481
Rololo
>>689811791
do you have more?
roll
>>689812260
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll
Tollax
>>689812461
Yeeeeees, moot
rolle
rolly
get dubs or fucking kill yourselves you worthless faggots
dusb
Please give me singles.
>>689820777
Well that escalated quickly
>>689818602
Bye
>>689820777
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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After work claim
>>689822937
Engineering?
>guessing from the money, kek
still here
You boner you lose
>>689807026
lost
feet + asshole. both of my fetishes.
>>689808089
/fit/
Why not just make evey public place gun free? That would guarantee a stop to mass shootings. And if they doesn't work we just take everybodys gun away. Pretty simply really.
>>689811812
Why not get a gun, load it with the most powerful ammunition you can find, and then unload it into your head?
>>689812208
Let me guess you support trump. Go lick the nra's ass idiot.
>>689811812
People would just smuggle it in faggot
Obvious bait. Gun free zones = unarmed happy hour for an hero sick fucks.
America needs to Alpha up and make conceal carry mandatory.
>>689811812
instead of that, lets just rub our cocks together and talk about unicorn farts.
some anon forgot to edit this girls number out of his post. dubs decides
op suicide
Your friend is posting your info on craigslist to get you raped. If she asks which friend say it's the one who texted you (fill in the blank with whatever anon said) and wait for shit to happen
>>689813585
dick pic with "maybe this will help you remember"
well alright
h/fur 5th thread keep it coming
still lurkin
I love herm cock
>>689823832
goodness, your continued posting makes me want to ride my toys with fervor! Sadly, i dont have a horses endurance
s/fur; I need entire gif
Anyone got comics
>>689815670
No, sorry.
bump 4 interest
Meep
Anyone got herms
New celeb fap thread.
>>689820617
I came to I Kissed a Girl. Imagined Katy kissing something else however
Drawthread.
taking requests
Talk dirty to me please.
I want to cum so bad.
I.. I'm ALIVE!!
Summer is here, and so are the new champs!
I need some /ss/ with pic related and with the other one watching despondently or uber horny.
>>689819896
>Box
>Giant Tits
why
Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?
Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Trips receive a tarot reading from me.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie.
>Trips can be donated to others. Try to be clear about who gets it!
>Love and patience! Hang around if you get trips and remind me if I
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was just about to go to bed.
>>689815395
Sorry I'm late!
mid raid bump
Hey, the Steam thing worked!
>>689815395
No! You're stuck here with us for a few hours!
I expected to see a lot more dank memes when I came here.
Post butt.
Today Rito decided that I should get matched with unranked feeders.
Five.
Times.
In.
A.
Row.
cuz fuck me.
stop playin bad games honestly
>>689807802
Play something that doesn't suck.
playing mobas in current year
lel
faden fortsetzung
>>689785437
hab schon freundin, die studiert grad weiter.
>>689785510
wollte eigentlich grundschullehrer werden.
aber versuch mal grundschullehramt zu studieren, wenn du "einschlägig vorbestraft" bist. die uni legt dir alle steine in den weg ohne das dir gelegenheit geben dich zu rechtfertigen.
zumal ein teil des studium auch praktisch ist und ich nicht mit kindern arbeiten darf.
>>689785520
hab studium geschmissen und mach jetzt...
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>>689786156
Fortsetzung zum Anon der nach 184a verurteilt wurde
>>689784743
>bei mir hat es nicht seine richtigkeit.
Da hast Du allerdings Recht. War ein Dummer- Jungen- Streich. Da kann man aber auch mal ein Auge zudrücken. Ich denke nicht, dass das Fotoshop genug war, dass es 100% realistisch aussieht, von daher kann ich dich da verstehen, wenn Du sauer bist. Ich meine klar, ist kacke und ich verstehe auch, wenn es dafür eine Anzeige gibt, aber...
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>>689783995
>ja, ein paar mal das ich sie mag. sie hat auch andeutungen gemacht, oder ich deute das zumindest so
such beim nächsten mal unaufdringlich körperkontakt. wenn sie den erwiedert oder nicht zurückweicht, bist du wieder einen schritt weiter. oder sag ihr halt ganz ehrlich, dass du sie mehr als nur magst.
*FRAGEN DER NACHT*
Was studiert oder arbeitet ihr?
Wieso noch so spät auf?
Ist Boxxer Tot?
Meinung zum dritten Reich?
>>689784846
Griechenanon, das geht ganz einfach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4K3ErAIso
aber im ernst, wenn du in Köln bist, können wir mal einen Ouzo saufen!
Fluffy thread? Make it spread.
>>689806036
Bamp
>>689806036
why are they 404ing so fast?
>>689806036
Hey, I made that!
Old Internet pr0n?
Part 2 cont. from >>689785829
>>689803796
First for ms. Draheim
>>689803796
![february034.mpeg_thumbs_[2016.06.15_20.45.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OocTgzs.jpg "february034.mpeg_thumbs_[2016.06.15_20.45.18].jpg")
>implying you didn't
That pink tongue, holy shit instant blow
still looking for below, used to be all over xanga and kazaa
>used to have these great pics of young white brunette with teddy bear in front of pussy/ perfume bottle or something inside pussy/ice cubes on tits.
>only ever found those 3 and they were all taken in a bathroom.
>around 2004.
>anyone?
You boner you lose: ASIAN EDITION
>>689806783
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_top_webm/comments/4oaric/the_interview_round_1_britney_amber_michael_vegas/
>>689806783
>ASIAN EDITION
>>689806783
kill yourself
>>689807252
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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>>689818792
<3
>I don't want to keep you up
>>689818506
Not really a fan of noise, and haven't followed any uploads lately to be honest.
>Onstuh
I recall listening to that like a few months ago trying to figure the name out, and somebody explained it.
I can't remember anymore though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBGtyshnONI
If trips or higher everyone post waifu lewds.
Still here
![07[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4sUD2Cs.jpg "07[1].jpg")
