Because
Rolll
ROAST ME FAGGOTS.
Roooooool
>>686020879
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
rolllk
It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary.
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I know this is terrible bait but zozzle at the manlet in op's pic
>>686019748
Then post your body bitch boy. I'd slap the shit out of you if you ever tried to start shit with me in real life.
>>686019362
4chin used to be even better, before global warming causes an unending summer
That moment someone thinks they need to cuss out people on the internet to get their point across
s/fur
>>686021855
That sounds pretty scary, on both accounts.
Hunger Games thread
First 24
Cutie Patootie
nah fuck you faggot the other OP is giving his best
Lady Hao
Chester Adam
mayonnaise pizza
OVERWATCH key, for anyone who rolls quads.
reroll
>>686016604
Tootsie
why would you give away a shit game OP
Rll
pls
Ok /b/ros, lets make history.
Count to 15. I'll start
1
2
How about herstory?
>>686015024
fuck ok try again.
1
2
You know what to do by now.
Black Baron
A random jew
Sky
Chester Adam
Rollazaurus.. Cloth
Anyone on /b/ever attempt suicide? What did you see before almost dying? Any cheat codes revealed etc
>Be me
>almost dead
>reaper is about to finish me off
>all of a sudden hear a voice
>"Heros never die!"
>come back to life and kill reaper
>play of the game
Tried to kill myself on december 24th, took about a 100+ pills, woke up 2 days later on the ICU in the nearby hospital and I was transferred to the the mental hospital part of the same hospital.
Was there for 3 and a half months and it wasn't that bad. Still pretty suicidal but there were pretty hot grills.
Overall i would rate it a 7/10.
>>686008724
What are you some kind of faggot? Only girls try to go out in a pussy way like that!
>>686008724
Wtf dude you want to kill your self like it's no big deal, but than say oh well there was some pretty hot girls tho. Get your priorities straight you faggot
Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
Also pic related.
>>686016389
If you're going to troll, at least make it less obvious. It's more fun when the rage is deep and genuine.
>>686016389
tits or pruning this
What's ur bugina look like
>>686016666
Satan quads of truth confirm that OP is a fat neckbeard nigger faggot.
>>686016666
Nice quads.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>no one cares about rules
>>686016267
That's a relief
I enjoy seeing you on the threads trying to get trip!
That sounds relaxing
I'm doing fine, just got dinner and installing some drivers for my GPU
Britfag Maki Claim
>>686016933
kagami claimed!!
>>686016933
Hanako here
>>686016614
That's the problem.
I already have Hotaru
>>686016262
NO. DON'T GOODLUCK ME
So I bought this desk from the 50s at a garage sale a while ago and have been using it ever since. It has a locked drawer that the owners said they didn't have a key for or know what was inside. If anyone can link me to a tutorial or teach me how to pick this type of lock I'll post results.
I'm counting on you /b/
Here's the desk itself
Another picture of the keyhole
Curious fukin bump
>>686012480
if you're so curious why don't you just destroy the fucking thing wuth an axe to see what's inside
>>686013142
Because he isnt a dipshit
Post girls you know, and we'll say how we'll degrade them
(Reply for Reply)
Continuing from >>685995499
>>686015929
I would kiss her
Friends wife. Do your worst
>>686015929
good luck with the nude quest OP
>>686016141
Why is she wearing socks
There's been an outbreak of dubs in the area. Anybody afflicted with the dubs disease will be killed immediately.
>>686017622
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
bye op, don't infect me on the way out plz
>>686017622
Your dubs are inflict an damage
Kill yourself
We're sixty seconds out from the beach men. Stay low and keep moving forward. Good luck and may God be with you.
*checks if gun has ammo, says quick prayer*
Turns to guy beside me:
"its been a pleasure my friend."
>>686011334
*Thinks about the beauty of the Machu Picchu looking at the sky*
It bin n honur servin wit u guys. I c u on te othur sude.
>>686011509
Thinks about all the dat boi memes i'll never see.
Loli Thread, does /b/ have any to share?
Where I get more like this?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/99/
videos like this, not the loli
>>686014329
feet? gifs? both?
This thread could use some better anime
trips for tits & info kek
roll. pleaseplease
>>686017135
roll
ayy
>>686017135
roll
>>686017135
Roll
Almost dying experiences? I'll start.
>be me
>be 13 at the time
>during stressful times, I twiddle a pencil of any kind in my fingers
>doing that one day after getting off the bus
>bully who is easily 250+ lbs. had said shit as usual but this time it was worse (and annoying)
>was twiddling pencil
>pencil is launched from hand by physics
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Last year.
Was going to bed.
Had dentures out and was cleaning them.
Then I was on the floor puking my guts out.
Ambulance comes
Takes me 30 miles away to best hospital.
Had brainstem stroke.
9998 out of 10,000 die.
1 is locked in like Steven Hawking.
1 is me.
Lost some vision
Lost some balance.
Lost memory.
Still ok though.
No poop sack
No iron lung
Got a cane though.
>>686010849
Fell down a tree
>Fucking foot snappe a branch off below me
>Whole right side of my chest ripped skin, blood, the works
>Doc couldnt do anything about it bar painkillers
>Few cm to the left, the snapped branch would have caught my ribcage and I would be kill
>>686010849
Should've shoved that pencil up his ass.
>Be me
>dunno im young, around 4 i think
>walking around pool cause family are in
>dont know how to swim
>slip and fall in the pool
>a good 20 seconds before my father decides to jump in
>mother just sitting on chair watching me being pulled out (she denies that)
>dont really rememebr how it went, vision was getting darker while...
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>>686012540
>18 now
Hey guys. Polcucks are hijacking this poll with bots for Donald Trump. Let's vote for Bernie Sanders to make their butts explode.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10292941/
why?
im gonna go spam donald trump because i'm a sane and normal person.
It won't let me.
Get outta here with your Che shirts, hippy faggots.
>>686016785
o shit waddup
even dubs (00, 22, 44, 66, 88) decides what I do with this crap
>>686017625
inb4 newggers will scream "omge let pepe go"
cum on froggy
nail him to the wall
>>686018088
>>686018088
Oh shit waddup
Cock Tribute Thread
Post pictures to get Cock tributed by me
Please!!!
>>686013618
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