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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
no tribute thread?
CT this pic
She wants it
Gf
anyone want to help contribute? cover her
CHUBBIES!
>>746051098
Weird thread. +1 for no caption. Anything that is unexplainable is perfect
>>746059886
just wanted some wet bread
Nude game time.
4.
>>746050816
Bra
>>746050864
Boobs and face
>>746050864
full frontal, now
Girls you drained your cum to
>>746052433
>>746053305
More?
New thread for CELEB
>>746061177
NEED Elle in my bed.
>>746061177
lil bo weeb
Hello Anon. How are you feeling? Have things been going bad? Need a hug?
Let's talk.
>>746055100
Anon help, I can't go anywhere without getting "sex eyes" from every female that I walk past. Little do they know that I'm so shy I could never make a move on any of them. Bring me your wisdom
>>746055253
A. Ignore them forever
B. Build up your confidence. Make a move on a random girl. Go with it, and see how far you can get. You may need to force yourself, but I think you can do that.
Give it a shot. Why not?
complimentary warm loli bump
>>746055253
i have similar problems but little do they know i'm completely unattracted to their kind
Oh, hey. It's the free blowjob thread.
>>746055100
Hello! Good to see you tonight!
>>746055253
Just smile back at one of them. Trust me..
draw thread
edition free edition
LEAVE LEYLA ALONE FAGGOTS
She is mine and only mine and I love her work!
>>746057196
give it here, son, i'm gonna fix it
also edition free edition is a paradox, next thread
Draw milfs
requesting something cute or sexy of this sphinx girl I just made
requesting a girl to kick me in the balls
Do you think it is okay to eat animals?
Don't you think living a vegetarian lifestyle would be better ethically?
I really don't give a fuck what beta veggie faggots think. So I'll go on spending my hard earned money on the food I want.
>>746058422
I am perfectly happy eating tasty animals.
>>746058422
Plants can feel pain that we can't perceive. That tomato was screaming as you bit into it's flesh. At least my food is dead when I eat it. That tomatoes name was Nathan and you murdered him in cold blood
cut out sugar and carbs and who gives a fuck what u eat
I don't care what people other than me eat. I like meat. If you like avocado then knock yourself out.
fb fap thread 56
Anyone like her? 35yo UK milf
edging to her all night.
>>746063687
more
>>746063875
New CELEB thread to post CELEB pictures in
>>746060907
Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.
I'm talking to a wife on kik who's husband likes to get cucked. THiking about meeting up with them
bump
>>746052475
no u
>>746052475
I suck on my cousins cock every time he is sleeping. It has been goiing for the last year. He doesnt know a thing
My GF tickles the inner part of my anus each night until I fall asleep, generally 30-60 minutes.
r34 thread
s/fur
>>746058042
>CAN YOUR SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssnw2GA657s
Hmm, I'll think about it. Kickoff isn't for another hour, but I will have to go get something to eat in a few, unless I want to do dominos
>>746058163
Is that from the incredibles?
![141_1420729181.belayalapa_[fa_ych]_no_150_winter_forest_red_riding_fur_clr_suit.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K4Eog92.jpg "141_1420729181.belayalapa_[fa_ych]_no_150_winter_forest_red_riding_fur_clr_suit.jpg")
What do you think about people who disrespect the US anthem?
>>746058452
i dont get why people care so much
who the fuck cares, aren't all these people bitching about "disrespecting" the anthem the same ones that screech about political correctness? stop being fucking retards
>>746058452
The people who get annoyed about it annoy me more than the people who did it.
>>746058452
Their claim of the anthem being racist, dosent hold up to anything.
They are just being snowflake with a false "righteousness". They cant get attention playing their child games so they have to strive for attention some where else
>>746058452
Nationalists are so bizarre.
Your current age:
Number of women you have fucked:
>No trolling edition.
18
0
33
Roughly 40
25 years old
fucked 27 girls
>>746047265
24
16
>>746047265
27
60+
I stopped counting
Girls in underwear.
>>746053246
>>746053286
>>746053333
Ass Thread
foot thread post feet
>>746051116
no.
prove you're an oldfag
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OP blends his shit and drinks it
>>746045935
who are you to tell me what to do ?
>>746045935
