close your eyes and concentrate for ten seconds then post and I will awaken your sleeping power
1.teleportation
2.time travel
3.flying
4.shitposting
5.immortality
6.x-ray vision
7.super strength
8.jew
9.animal communication
0.super speed
dubs or higher and you're a wizarrrd
Um...I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
makes me wizard plx
time travel pls
Secrets thread
Met a women on Reddit. Smaller bbw. 15 years older than me.
Absolutely loves my cock. Only got a bj from her two nights ago. She wants to set up a milking table and go to town and worship my cock. She also has a sub she wants to let me fool around with.
I have never done anything like this before.
>>767339536
mom fonger car friend?
I don't use band aids on the left half of my body
have been friends with a girl for 3 years now, imagine her getting doggy dick knotted every night
Step forward, /b/, The Altar shall grant your wishes.
But remember, with every wish, there's a consequence/catch.
Now go! Wish with you heart's content!
>>767338627
>Step forward, /b/, The Altar shall grant your wishes.
>But remember, with every wish, there's a consequence/catch.
>Now go! Wish with you heart's content!
I wish I had a gf so I could play with her doo doo to nut.
>>767338627
I will get laid this week.
What's the catch?
I want to be a little girl.
what stupid shit did you try during your college years
Went to college
I put on eyeliner and showed my friend
>>767337999
Failed out, got drafted, went to Viet Nam
>>767338043
/thread
tribute time
>>767339770
>>767339770
Why is your dick so fucked up looking?
Please please?
>>767339839
anyone else?
asian girl thread continued
please more of her on the right >>767337949
>>767340995
you know her?
>>767341086
no, shes so sexy though, whats her name/info?
Women who are too beautiful for this world.
>>767336892
Shes not that great.
Her house looks like a wreck, her earrings are gaudy and tacky implying shes got shit fashion sense, and her makeup is so badly blended I cant stand it
>>767337048
It's okay to be jelly, my 친구
something something not straight anthropomorphic animals
Will Atheism ever take its rightful place in the Pantheon of all Great Religions?
>>767338885
No, but hopefully you’ll take your rightful place at the table where they eat a bowl of dicks.
>>767338885
already did
you think that the 1% actually believe in god or gods ? religion is a tool to control the working class, the ultra rich have always known this.
Atheism is code word for anti-Semite because Jesus was a Jew.
>>767338885
Will not playing sports ever take its rightful place in the Olympic Games?
favorite girls of /b/. anyone got more of this one?
>>767338849
>>767338934
Dayum! Moar?
Anyone else got shit on their mind they need to vent?
>be me
>18 yo faggot
>not really, pussy still good but also like dick
>been a secret for my whole life, no reason to really come out to anyone
>also parents uber religious so there's another reason
>senior in highschool, all boys religious school
>laying low just trying to get out of school and switch states for college
>hanging out in halls during lunch one day and guy comes up to me and says hi and introduces himself as ryan
>ryan is extremely cute and chad and i kinda know him through friends
>asks me what im doing alone here rather than with friends or playing something
>explain that I just like to chill and read during lunch
was reading ready player one at the time, god damn that book is so good, anyways
>"is that ready player one?"
>"yeah, you know of it?"
>"dude I fucking love that book," he says
>wutface.jpg
>this chad likes this book? I mean I know it's not just for nerds or whatever but still surprised me that he could even read
>discuss the book for the rest of the lunch period, laughing and arguing
>bell rings
>"well gtg anon i'll see you around" and flashes me a smile
>i fucking melt
>next day at lunch comes to hang out with me in same spot and we talk about other things
>have a lot of the same interests, same genre of music, movies, books and everything in between
>discuss for hours every week just about these things
>eventually gives me his snap and we text on there even more
>theres obviously a connection more than just a friendship here, and I think he felt it too.
>this goes on for months at lunch, eventually we're sitting really close together at times and just cuddling almost
>he touches me a lot, almost every chance he can, whether it's just play hitting while arguing to full on hands rubbing my thighs
>feelsgood.jpg
>still part of my mind that says this is a prank or some shit, this can't be real maybe the whole football team is on it or something
will cont running out of space
please continue please
bump
this cute damn
cont:
>month and half later of constant hanging out go to same spot, excited to see ryan
>get there and wait for him
>hasn't shown up when he usually does
>decide he's got something else like a test
>pull out lunch and book to read and pass the time hoping he'll show up at any minute with an explanation
I was reading the martian, so fucking good yo
>doesn't show up today, or the next or for the rest of the week
>try and look for him on campus, pretty big though so I can't find him and I don't know his classrooms
>also try texting him, no response
>maybe he just fuckin died this man fell off the radar
>saturday that week he texts me
>"hey sorry I've just been thinking about things and I've had some shit going on, want to come over to my house and play some street fighter or something? my parents are gone for the day and they won't let me leave the house"
>hell fucking yeah I do
>respond yeah I'll come over and chill I got nothing going on anyways
>gives me address say I'll be over within the hour
>all the sudden my fucking heart drops and anxiety takes over
>this is it, this is when I find out I've been getting pranked the whole time
>somehow manage to get over there without throwing up and backing out
>ring door, hear footsteps
>there that beautiful motherfucker is, amazing face and hot ass body, he's wearing a tank top
>almost bust on the spot
>god damn i'm such a faggot
>invites me in, asks if I want anything
>yeah your ass "nah I'm good thanks though"
>we go upstairs to his room
>anime posters, video game posters and books galore
>love this guy god damn it's so cool in his room
>street fighter wait screen is there as promise
>eventually get over anxiety and settle in, feeling more comfortable with him
>sitting on floor playing, really close nudging each other during battles
>it's 50/50 and he's actually a formidable opponent
>can't lose this fucking game
>got him screwed about to finish off his ass with special when he steals my controller
cont.
fp/ig fap
Need some toned 18 year olds
Some kid left his Google account on the computer and I found all his passwords 4chan do ya thang
>>767336618
No fuck off
Who's the white knight nigger who posted that he was hacked
Tell me I’m not the only dickhead fucking around in his shit and lurking
Fresh Baked Waifu Bread
Nagatoro claimed.
>>767337850
I'll fight you
have you heard the news?
>>767332659
wait i mean this news...
>>767332685
the news is everywhere!
>>767332659
>>767332685
>>767332732
i quit spreading the news.
>>767332659
>>767332685
Please stop trying.
You are bad.
Also, check these dubs.
in my mouth god please
Damn, that dude has big tits.
>>767331490
Better than masturbating
>>767331544
>>767331624
>first 3 words
>>767331490
>Big
>Tits
>Mexican
>28
>virgin
>never had a gf before
And the my dick is pic related
Is there any hope for me?
>>767334566
Can we get a different angle of your balls?
no.
>>767334566
No.
>>767334566
nope ur fucked m8
PENNSYLVANIA GIRLS
Dont let this one die! Keep Posting!! Bonus for 412 !
who got that lauria tho
bump for 412
bump
WWYD Thread (Jewess Edition)
>>767333636
Screw her cunt, breed till it leaks my load, care and tend to for the next nine months then bank all the shekels she pumps out.
Why do we need a jew thread? What's so special about them?
Today is my birthday.
I have turned 26.
Please fill this thread with things that will make me laugh. Or at least smirk.
>>767329796
Happy birthday faggot.
All downhill from here.
>>767330026
Things are actually better now than ever before for me
Happy Birthday OP
>>767330141
finally bought your own place, and got out of the "work-a-job-to-pay-to-live-at-a-place-you-will-never-own-until-retirement" loop, eh? good for you
