Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698245292
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
GENOCIDE
Calamity-masu'd
Best girl claimed desu~
Have you ever slept with a cheating girl, /b/?
Tell us the story. Bonus if you provide pics for proof.
>>698225615
>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'anon my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'anon my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi
>pic related
>it's my gf selana gomers
>meet a 8/10 21yo girl at a club
>how you doin
>walk out with her for a smoke
>talk
>she starts getting closer and rubbing herself against me, jokes become sexual
>ask her if she's alone
>"i'm with my husband here"
>lolwut
>"don't mind him he's a jackass"
>fuck that, I'm not into this, change the subject, ask her if she studies or works
>"i take care of my kid"
>whatthefuckamigettinginto.tif
>she lifts her shirt to show off her flat belly
>point out her panties are showing and they don't match the bra
>"well maybe you can give me a hand and match it ofr me next time"
>man I want to do things to her but she has a husband and a kid so nah
>couple days later she somehow find me on facebook and I don't remember giving her any personal info
>>698226890
Poor guy for marrying a crazy slut like that.
slept with an ex who had a boyfriend at the time, used to sneek in by the window and fuck her one wall away from her father. later when she moved in with her boyfriend, she wanted me to come fuck her while he was sleeping, never did it tho. she was a slim skinny blonde with short hair and tiny tits and a really nice ass. pretty annoying and shallow tho
When will Men's Issues be taken seriously?
>>698233661
Just as soon as you get a job and move out of your parents' house.
Men get 65% longer prison sentences for the same exact crime
3x more likely to be sentenced
Men pay 90% of all Alimony
Men are portrayed offensively in the Mainstream
Manspreading is a sexist term.
And the offense of "taking up more than one seat" is practiced by women as well.
Circumcision still very legal and practiced.
It is openly okay to stereotype Men.
>>698233661
Didn't you know? Men's Issues don't exist. Clearly, you're on the internet. How could you not know by now?
females are more scary than males so it is important to keep them happy and quiet otherwise all hell will break loose
s/fur
I went to Dragon*Con in 2002, 2003 and 2004.
That's a damn good question, right there.
>>698234279
Property taxes in general implies you are renting and don't actually own the land or anything you have
Taxation of individuals and their property is theft
Go google what a constitutional tax would be. More than enough to cover all services the government provides as long as we cut out the billions of wasted money and failed programs.
Land belongs to whoever controls the troops that control the land, I.e. the gubment. /thread
Bump for interest
>>698234421
Bern-Loving-Che-Tshirt-Wearing-College-Freshemen detected.
god tier games
>>698236155
cave story
It's free and can be played on pretty much any computer, you have no excuse not to play it.
>>698237318
beat it a long time ago.
good game
Metal Gear Solid V the phantom pain
trap/shemale/cd thread now
FB fap thread.
>>698239452
Who is he? I think I went to school with him.
YLYL?
Ok you start
YLYL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSaRec-WzrU
git gud OP
shota bread
and stories if ya got em
Bump
Give me trips or 69 and ill give you a webm of my wifes glorious rack.
Roll
obvious trap but whatever
I got this
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts
was am we vor
wo seht ihr euch in 5 jahren
warum ist OP einsam
Heil dem OP!
Heil dem #original Faden!
>>698234578
bump
>>698235282
danke danke
>>698234578
>wie gehts
geil
>was am we vor
bunga bunga
>wo seht ihr euch in 5 jahren
auf 4chan
>warum ist OP einsam
OP ist nicht einsam
Waifu thread
zombina can sit on my face :^)
ctrl+c ctrl+v must be pretty hard to use.
>>698245016
I just left like right now haha I see yu poppin in and out
>>698245076
What is that??
>>698244894
kek good one Yuno, fucking cute! Whats going on on your end??
Norsk tråd
Hva skjer, gutta?
>>698235129
sitter i sofaen og lurer på hvorfor jeg ikke har noen venner lenger
Ich sehe nur Faggots
>>698235239
Hva skjedde med vennene dine?
>>698235239
haha, samme greia her.
Drawthread
>>698233195
Ahahaha, nah the issues are also what makes it cute too ~
>>698233029
Hello, Lindo~
>>698234199
Requesting someone recolor this, maybe darker brown fur with green bone protrusions. Thanks!
No rekt?
no rekt
bump
What is the stupidest shit that kids think is cool now?
4chan.
I'm out of touch with what kids like now. List some so that I may choose.
>>698235315
getting high on diacetylmorphine
>>698235379
/thread
http://y.zxq.co/hentzg.zip
>>698239878
jenny
Why do all these jailbait bitches feel ashamed being seen in lingerie but they take tons of bikini photos. Where is the difference?
It would happen at a party and if youre blackout somone would notice. Also, people that do crap like that dont always think they did anything wrong and will discuss it over text.
>>698239878
die with a smile
Your age:
Number of girls you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
13
700
Get pwn3d n00bz I slay so much pootang
Age: 20
Girls I've fucked: 0
Times I've Thought About Killing Myself: 7402
34 years old
0
19
2
god tier albums
My Nigger.
>my entry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_A
>>698238253
Simply their best.
Also, pic related if you like happy/positive vibes.
