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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What does girl butt taste like?
Like your armpit, assuming the butt is clean.
When people make the meymey joke about salty milk and coins, there is actually some truth to it. It's like that sorta copper taste of some sweat and body, but mixed with the good smells of a hopefully freshly washed female ass.
>>677354842
candy
Depends on when she last washed it
Tastes like the health of the individual, if that makes sense.
>>677354842
tastes like shit?
Angry AF. girlfriend cheated on me, I have anger issues, beat her or kill the bitch ass fagot who slept whit her ?
>>677355715
Why hurt her and get in trouble, when you can do something to ruin her life? Surely you have some nudes to distribute at least.
>>677355961
I'm fucking suicidal, i dont care no more, who should get to be my punching bag ?
>>677355715
Neither. Quit hatin' and go fuck some hoes, anon.
>>677355715
OP. Want a sluts snapchat to feel better? She cheated on me awhile back but I recently got her snap.
Purpleboat1.
>>677356231
If you're suicidal, just kill yourself. No need to drag other people down in your own self-pity.
dubs name my knife
SandNigger
ImAFaggot
>>677355583
if i dont see some dubs in the next 10min ill take this
Pewdiepie <3
Scat porn
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Can I beat the fastest waifu on no legs
>>677356226
where did you last have your Homura?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677356330
>>677356528
I cry because papa Franco won't come back
Germany has Tenryuu
Trips gets 100 USD
Remember to include your PP email
Rolling
[email protected]
Your comma is in the wrong place
>select all the tea
>19.20
>609.00
Hienosti toimittu 5/5
email [email protected]
>>677354330
Please get, rolling again
‘
>>677352839
how about the first
if
You mean the 7th, right?
Nah
you say so
Rekt Thread
anyone see that Nova-Oklahoma game?
Trap/trans/CD/sissy/mental illness thread
Where are you man?
Guy with my old pics contact me on tumblr we can message about it
>>677353664
Need more of this one.
What's up /b/abbies. Want to go questing? I'm guinea pigging you nerds for a more in depth run on /tg/.
Keep in mind, I can't trip so try and discern me from faggots being le ebin trololols XD
Vote by choosing a number, and bonus if you explain why you think that is the right choice.
Serious write ins are seriously considered.
Since we can't roll on this board, I will either roll irl myself (just trust my integrity), or figure out a way to use my last number as a 50/50 dice.
Also, tried to find some moody, descriptive pictures, but most of
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>>677351675
Oh and I pretyped the first few bits, but after that I'm going to have to type, so be patient. Right, let's roll:
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You wake up with a blinding headache. Something isn't right here. Your perspective seems wrong, and your body is aching tremendously.
Why is the world shaking?
As you come more to your wits, you realize you're hanging upside down. At least your hands are free.
What happened, why are you here? Where are you, for that matter?
As you look around,...
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>>677351675
i used to quest with a girl i fucked.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she...
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>>677351868
As an honest rogue, let's go with Option 2
>>677351868
Forgot to mention, for the first bit, I will wait say 5 minutes, after that when we get more players, I will pick the option with most choices when I feel like it, and start writing.
God's speed you beautiful bastards
>>677351868
I'm a bard. I go with option 1
>use my last number as a 50/50 dice
Even/odd
who are /b/'s strange attractions? There's something about Janis that really turns me on. It's odd because she's dead and if she was alive, she'd be old. Anyone else?
>>677352999
Witnessed
>>677352999
She wasn't a beautiful woman, and her voice wasn't that great. What she had was fucking heart, and she really poured it into her music. Maybe that's what you find attractive about her.
>>677353325
that's what's odd. I only know a few of her songs. All I'm going on is what I see and read. She's got this youthful happiness about her
My cousin.
I have a thing for anne frank.
first thing you notice?
Car seat belt as a normal belt?
That's a seat belt buckle.
>>677353287
ghost in the background
>>677353385
This
38 decides what pic will be on my new mousepad. Pick something good.
>>677353280
>>677353912
Rolling
Snapchat whores thread. You give me nicknames, I send them dick picks, every response is published here. Go!
@trapvans
shaaniexo
>>677352475
"Purpleboat1". Get it while its hot boys.
cherlester
total slut
@lizzys_castle
and
@clair_berry
For $1,000,000 would you sleep in a coffin underground in a graveyard overnight?
No because you would fucking die
Why would someone give me $1M for that?
>>677354199
I'd do it to prove once and for all that OP is a faggot.
Idk do I get a deposit?
If I could absolutely garauntee my safety, then absolutely.
Dressed/Undressed
>>677352566
Moar
https://www.hipchat.com/invite/413619/9aa0d9666f75761879e30270f99dbce8
>>677352566
Hey boys, this bitch cheated on me awhile back, send her all the cock you got.
Snapchat Purpleboat1
I know this girl haha erin
asia thread. only webm and gif edition
>>677352955
>>677352955
Got a video link for that?
>>677353020
Name our band /b/?
>>677353336
The Nigger Wives.
Super PowerLeg WongTong April
Fat leg is back in townâ„¢
>>677353336
i like to imagine that the fat one used to have a full length dress, but then these two were like, "hey, we could make clothes for us out of that!"
I have a 300 word essay do Monday morning on the Civil War (USA) but I havent started at all. What the fuck should I do?
>>677353616
300 words?
sooo much work op
>>677353616
kill yourself
>>677353616
start.
Write it you dumb fuck
Get off /b/ and graduate high-school first you underage faggot
i need a new way to jerk off like i love it but its boring please help show me some way that are easy
>>677353048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-YuS_LFQ5s
>>677353048
try sticking your dick in a vagina
shameless bump because im horny
>>677353765
Revolutionary.
draw thread
>>677353196
>>677353412
Show vagoo, first thread
I'm sorry Kris, youre just so cute and tiny~
You know what I request?
Your OC's wearing Mad Moxxis outfit, ayy.
>>677353598
You dirty bastard
