so /b/, why do you hate your gf?
inb4 no gf
Because she doesn't know I exist yet.
Her only excuse is that she doesn't exist.
>>677646619
She's still in love with her ex bf that od'd when they broke up. Fuckin scum bag
she is a SJW
How do I summon a demon /b/? Or curse something? Any wickens or wizards out there?
bump for intrest
>>677650552
>/x/
>>677650552
>shameless self bump
>>677650848
Oh yeah I forgot you aren't supposed to post anything on /b/ because it all has another board.
Feel good? Feel bad?
Tell me what's been bothering you, Anon.
Or what's been cheering you up.
Playing the guitar cheers me up. I spend a lot of time making music and really enjoy it. Holidays are over and I go to school again. In summer I go to a trip to Annapurna, Nepal with my best bud, which is nice. The warmer weather also lifts my mood. So I can say I enjoy my life right now
>>677648194
What kind of guitar?
I always thought of picking up and instrument but never knew where to start
>>677647658
Family rejected me for being a bum because "I had nothing to show for achievements", even though I did have jobs prior to being kicked out of home.
I've just had the last test before my finals and weather's been good the last few days. I guess you could say I'm quite fine :)
>Israel defend itself against terrorism and foreign invaders
>Israel was given the land after 1000 of years of harassment and racism against jews.
>The land was british and not in palestines ownership so Israel stole nothing.
>Israel wants peace, and offers it many times
>Israeli men and women are peaceful settlers that want a stable home after holocaust
Hamas attacks Israel again and again after ceasfires. Israel only responds.
Hamas shoot rockets from schools and mosques because they use civilians as human shields.. Then they cry to the media after the missile site got bombed and 1 civilian got killed
Yet /b/ call them the evil ones... fucking hell
Jewfag here, if you're going to defend Israel at least get the facts right faggot
>>677640552
>Not ironically hating the jew
You´re not wanted.
>>677641026
fals flagging muslim niggerlover detected
You, step forward.
Who are you?
>>677644295
hodor
Whatever you want me to be big boy.
>>677644295
How about you step forward
gastrolizard of the lizardstro tribe
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown, far enough from your motherland to avoid future retaliation.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to settle.
- Once settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
World:
- Mountains obstruct vision and are impassable.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Have Fun!
Empire:
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats and Ships can colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 3 things.
1. Claim a region.
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
3. Scout* the area around you.
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a counterattack bonus.
If the defender with the bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
*Depending on the mood of OP and your Roll a scouting session can be succesful or a failure.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Setting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will turn into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
B u m p
Cataclysm. Green
>>677646251
Lets send them south to explore. Cataclysm green
Color vs Color thread
Rules for expansion:
>Dubs gets the color you call placed on the board
>If color exists, expands it's territory by 2
Rules for war:
>Only adjacent colors may take territory
>Must call which color you want to take which other color
Trips gives 4 tiles
Quads gives 8 tiles
Pent+ is auto win
blue.
>>677649126
Roll for Red
Green!
Black
Trips wins all of them as sex slaves.
>>677652564
ROLLING WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
>>677652564
Not really. If I roll trips my life will be the exact same as it's always been.
>>677652564
Get
Too bad asian bitches are gross and their pussies smell like rotten fish and/or beef lo mein
Some of you are actually pretty decent.
thank you
I'm genderfluid. Would even one single cisgendered person here be able to debate me?
No you aren't. You're fucking deluded.
>>677644889
/thread
>>677644889
/thread
Can you guys photoshop my brother holding the pyramid? Thanks based anon
>>677651548
Oh man, I can see that going on a bad direction real fast.
>>677651548
You sir have went full retard
>>677651548
Here you go
>>677652342
kek
wifes tits... anyone like?
>>677643644
9/10 would fuck hard !
>>677643852
>>677643644
Real nice personality... Id lm pretty easy but thus one I'd actually put in a lot of effort for
Wife
Now is your chance!
>>677651384
i wanna be teh guy
potatoes
kurwa
>>677651384
so im mook if i get trips right
Waifu claiming thread - Knife to meet you edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Ἂ δὲ μπορεῖς παρὰ νὰ κλαῖς τὸ δείλι,
τοὺς ζωντανοὺς τὰ μάτια σου ἂς θρηνήσουν:
Θέλουν μὰ δὲ βολεῖ νὰ λησμονήσουν.
>>677648499
Theres allusions to the whole character through all the arcs. Including motives and reasons for showing up right at the end.
>>677648207
Because this is a place of calm until shitposters arrive.
#makeyumexsyndrahappen
>>677648726
Yeah, I knew it.
ITT: we wait
and now we play 'the waiting game'....
...
Whatchu buoys waitin on?
>waiting intensifying
oy haha
you suck cock
>>677630450
My name's Jeff
>>677630642
oy haha
Cleaning my fap folders. I can post random pics from the folder of your choice.
New folder and sis
>>677645988
>>677645988
not my sis btw, some anons
Anna H
How do white bitches even compete?
>>677637068
damn dawg that bitch got hit so hard she got possessed.
By being more capable than their opponent in a given competitive scenario.
>>677637068
B GRADE HORROR MOVIES w tits n ass LIVE STREAM
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>>677637068
We can't. .
Love me some roulette games. Share some more! This is a thread to spread the games and NOT to roll. SFW/NSFW are both OK.
Biodeutscher Faden. 20:20 Uhr
Fragen:
Hattet ihr schon Erfolg auf Tinder/Lovoo?
Ist TankGirl eine von Andreas Persönlichkeiten?
Wer wird Millionär?
>>677643626
hallo hallo
ich will eine GF
Heute schon 3 mal gewixxt und jetzt wieder geil.
Was stimmt mit mir nicht?
Das hatte ich noch nie.
>>677643626
Nein
Wer weiss?
Keiner
>>677643626
>Ist TankGirl eine von Andreas Persönlichkeiten?
Nein
>Wer wird Millionär?
Ich
