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S/fur anyone?
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>>680020936
try again friday
>>680020936
So my gf lost her arms a few months ago and I feel bad, but I kinda want to break up with her now.
How can I pull this off without looking like the biggest dick on earth?
>>680024259
Her her you're looking for a more 'articulate' person.
>>680024259
post nubs
You can't, don't be a jerk.
>>680024259
u know the rules: timestamp or its bullshit
Explore foot fetish
Fag
You Boner You Lose - webm edition
>>680013471
>tfw having problems and haven't gotten a boner in days
if anyone can get me hard i'll buy them a fuckin steam game.
my fetishes are asians and tights if that helps
>>680013921
http://cocknballstory2.tumblr.com/
YLYL
>>678888888
>>670000000
Bernie Sanders hate thread
Daily reminder the Clintons are extreme crypto-racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_y5OQfCZY
Rekt thread
inb4 fake
>>680017704
did he has parachute?
>>680017704
dude's parachute opens, if you watch the video you hear people laughing and say, "was that on purpose?"
>>680017891
does it fucking look like it?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>stay healthy
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>canned peach is good but strawberries are better
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
>>680021650
That's cool but your shitty paint skills are triggering
Fixed it for ya
>Akiko
Sanya Claimed
This is what the translator gives me, but im not sure.. https://a.pomf.cat/vwczcr.png
>>680025202
Small boy Large woman
Gonna dump the one I have feel free to contribute more
0/26
I fucked up last night guys, gf is coming in an hour. What do?
Accept your fate.
>>680019446
Dude if I were to see that, I wouldn't think anything weird of it, you're good, anon.
>>680019446
Punche yourself and cause many bruises to distract from the ones on your neck
Cold spoon
wear a scarf for at least a week. say you got the flu. If this won't help then you must face the wrath of khan... Or roll 2-12 for evasion.
Ask a guy who has been sucking and fucking a trap for a year anything
How was it dolly baby?
>>680017508
Is it any good ?
>>680017611
Its so good I broke up with my GIRLFRIEND for her
How did you find a trap? You live in an urban area or summin?
>>680017733
>for her
he is a man with boobs, you are a faggot in denial, fucking a man
DEUTSCHFADEN - /b/ bleibt Standhaft Edition, scheiß auf die /int/ Schwuchteln
Hereinspaziert, die Damen und Herren Anons, macht es euch gemütlich.
Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Schonmal alleine verreist?
Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Habt ihr einen Führerschein?
>>680008994
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Heili. Keine Frage.
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Ja. ~3GB
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
/b/, ab und zu /int/ (nicht in /deutsch/) und sehr selten /pol/
>Schonmal alleine verreist?
Nein.
>Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Gras, ab und zu LSD, mal verschiedene RC-Upper
>Habt...
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>>680008994
Was für beschissene Fragen mal wieder ...
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Was für eine beschissene Frage: Hailey
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Nein, sowas haben echt nur die größten Kackspassten.
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Nur /b/
>Schonmal alleine verreist?
Nein.
>Welche Drogen konsumiert ihr?
Keine...
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Guten Abend Anons
>>680008994
>DEUTSCHFADEN - /b/ bleibt Standhaft Edition, scheiß auf die /int/ Schwuchteln
Gday
>Hereinspaziert, die Damen und Herren Anons, macht es euch gemütlich.
Gibts hier n Klo?
>Welchen Avatar am ehesten töten?
Mittlerweile Haley
>Habt ihr einen 4chan Ordner?
Nein
>Auf welchen Brettern treibt ihr euch herum?
Brettern...OP bitte
Was soll...
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>>680009590
>Was für beschissene Fragen mal wieder
Stell selber welche.
bepis
>>680021597
jeje
I don,t care if that shopped that made me kek
>>680021675
jajajajaja
>>680021597
Oh shit! 5 star post OP!
>>680021597
OP is a god!
Rollerino
>autism
plox suck my pee pee bunny lady
Kill yourself furfag
hohoho
Jjj
hey /b/, Im taking some requests... come play :3
>>680024452
can you draw spiderman
>>680024452
ass!?
show tits
>>680024452
lick the bottom of your feet plz
Aight b. I got a few hundred matches on Tinder I never wrote. 1 decides what I write 20 of them. If someone answers we will chat with her, if not we will write 20 more.
Ready?
And I'm of course referring to a post ending on 1
>>680010411
hello m'lady, would you be kind and let me take you out for dinner this evening? i hope you say yes. I'll put it right next to my chocolate cookie!
ayy bb wan sum fuk?
I'm looking for some pussy and some burgers and I'm all out of burgers.
>>680010770
Roll
I think I'll level up to 30, then shit all over the placements so I can go be a nerd in bronze 5.
Get platinum so that you can laugh while Avery fails to do so
>>680018552
There havent been any new pics in a few days, except a poorly drawn one of Pitou licking a dog dick
that is also an option
>>680018423
i would attribute it to low-level games
but hey, wouldn't be surprised if there really was that big a difference
>>680018605
but then you have to deal with bronze shitters on your team
how's your ping
>>680018761
I-I'll get it!
>>680018865
the old ones are still good
did you save it anyway
Pourquoi la plupart des threads français sont plus qu'ennuyeux ?
Parce qu'elles sont remplis de bauf qui valent pas mieux que les wesh de la téci.
>>680014136
Parce que vous êtes un peuple ennuyant.
>inb4 notre culture, notre histoire
>>680014245
tru
>>680014136
parce que tu y participes
>>680014136
parce que les français qui viennent sur 4chan sont des gros beaufs coincés du boule
et vu qu'ils parlent pas anglais ils viennent juste ici pour regarder les images, ils connaissent rien à la "culture" (aussi merdique soit-elle) du site et des différentes boards
Why can atheists never define atheism?
is it just one guy who does this, or like a whole collective of dildos?
Why can't God worshippers agree on one religion?
>>680012491
It's just one guy.... with a collection of dildos.
itt: /b/ leaking it has been invaded by normies
>>680012491
This one is a copy
How old are /b/tards
>>680009691
19 czeckin in
19
>>680009911
Lol
I happen to be 19 but i guarantee the 85% of /b/tards browsing right now are ages 11-17
>>680010090
What's what i'm seeking for
Today at 7:30pm UK time on the server 'flurry' a club penguin raid will be carried out. We shall meet at the fire dojo where we will all start drilling and chanting some weird shit. Feel free to join, however, you must be purple and wearing a miner's helmet. We shall then form a giant swastika around the fire dojo. Be there if you want. >:]
>>680003212
> mfw I have no computer to do this
My penguin got banned :( I sad
7:30 BST? How about right now!
OK I am in I will help you
You may have to post this more than ones for it to be a big raid
