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hello /b/.
itt: ask an older man who used to fuck his sister anything.
i will answer all your questions truthfully.
>pic not her btw. just something to get you to stop and read this thread.
>How did it start
I was curious, or she was, or one of us was drunk, or horny.
>Did you enjoy it
Yes it's sex
>Greentext the story because we're neckbeard virgins
No
/thread
>>705187678
lol.
no shit eh?
>>705187395
heres a question
who is that?
>>705187776
I dont know. I got that picture here in a "you boner you lose" thread.
she's nice.
>>705187678
>Sarcastically answers questions no one asked.
Deutschfaden Samstags-Edition
Morgenausgabe
1. Wer kuriert Rausch aus?
2. Hast du zur Zeit Probleme?
3. Wieviel gebt ihr für WE-Einkauf aus?
4. Wann das letzte mal ins Koma gesoffen?
Bumpt liebe Freunde auf dass das Experiment gelinge!
>>705192465
>1. Wer kuriert Rausch aus?
Muss Samstag halbtags schaffen, also ich nicht.
>2. Hast du zur Zeit Probleme?
Glücklicherweise nicht.
>3. Wieviel gebt ihr für WE-Einkauf aus?
Nicht mehr als für alle anderen Tage auch, lasse mir wohl gerne eine Familienpizza kommen und verzehr das Ding dann übers Wochenende.
>4. Wann das letzte mal ins Koma gesoffen?
Nie, ich habs mit Alk nicht so.
>>705192465
erstma bump
>>705192465
>1. Wer kuriert Rausch aus?
mini rausch
>2. Hast du zur Zeit Probleme?
mehr oder weniger
>3. Wieviel gebt ihr für WE-Einkauf aus?
n zwanni
>4. Wann das letzte mal ins Koma gesoffen?
vor 2 jahren oder so
>>705192843
Morgen brudi und Deus Vult!
>>705192465
>1. Wer kuriert Rausch aus?
Ich jedenfalls nicht.
>2. Hast du zur Zeit Probleme?
Ich würde es eher Sorgen nennen, den Probleme lassen sich lösen.
>3. Wieviel gebt ihr für WE-Einkauf aus?
Zusammen mit meiner Freunden so um die 50€
>4. Wann das letzte mal ins Koma gesoffen?
Noch nie. Ich habe mich langsam an meine Grenzen herangetastet statt einfach wie blöde aufs Minenfeld zu zu rennen.
harley from last thread.
>>705197293
>>705197340
>>705197171
More
Continuing from last thread. The cutter. I'll call her 'A'.
What would you do to her (Cuck Thread)
Post pictures of a girl you know and other anons tell you what they would do to her
Last one hit image limit
Do mine and I'll do yours
>>705196705
hey guys, its CATURDAY !
(oldfags will remember)
>>705188735
HAPPY CATURDAY!
>>705188735
>>705188735
>>705188735
OH HAI PETER
there is something unnatural about people with blonde hair and blue eyes. same thing with redheads and other caucasian's with similar caucasian features. they do not seem like they belong in this world. I would even go so far as to say that it is creepy looking. real humans have black hair and brown eyes with melanated skin.
thoughts?
>>705190471
you're wrong
>>705190471
I have to agree, they also seem unnaturally advanced, coming up with most of the technology and modern civilization as we know it. Sure they killed and conquered to get it but most natural civilizations would be sitting around a camp fire in their underwear beating on drums.
Nah
>>705190471
blue-eyed have inbred melanin deficite (disease)
>>705190789
this is true. it also affects our skin, pale and easily burned. we became crazy enough to conquer and think about technology while losing out on natural protections.
okay fags time to fap last 2 decide to whom
first roll
R99l
Roll
roll
>>705179938
Can't lose
Cuck thread cont.
Ah shit where is that ginger whore's pussy
>>705196484
right here
can you give me ONE reason why you wouldn't vote for Donald Trump?
protip: you cannot
>He's anti-science
The only reason he's getting my vote is to keep Hillary out office and for the memes, of course.
He gets my vote because he was good on the apprentice
He has my vote because he wants to bankrupt us with the wall, and wants to piss off every country we have cultivated relationship with. And because we will finally get to see the end of days
>>705192342
I have never seen the show so I don't know. I was never a fan of Donald Trump the celebrity, only Donald Trump the politician
>>705192599
you know that posts like these are better suited for reddit right?
Anyone ever take pix of girls asleep
never had the opportunity.
more pics
>>705169651
More plz
Your fetish with one picture.
>>705186516
>>705186744
In direct response...
Younger sisters.
Moar?
bump for hot sisters
bump
>>705179933
i dont have a sister
also, dubdubs
Moar
I need a dick in me
>>705193988
You need Jesus.
>>705193988
You need America
What are you guys, gay?
>>705194140
but I have canada
>>705193988
Same. That's why I just grabbed a cucumber from the fridge... It's cold :(
I want and I need MOAR
>>705194285
Expect you're a fat neckbeard. Not an attractive female.
name an album thats better
>protip you cant faggots
when the kite string pops - acid bath
Santa Dog 72
no bully
>>705188289
Severe lack of chubby threads lately
>>705178521
Thats not even chubby, you fuck
>>705179062
Whose dirty thongs have you sniffed/stolen?
>>705162179
my sister in law´s .. i did even wear them
>>705162179
my sisters, mostly just smelled like laundry, i hoped for better but they were from the night before so any pussy juice probably dried up
Sil
>>705163430
Dried pussy juice does smell, though. She probably didn't stain them at all
>>705164526
the older ones she did, i could smell it a little bit but it just smells like her
previous calligraphy thread died
>dubs gets ONE single word written as fancy as can be
nigger
>>705191999
>>705192161
cuckold
>>705191885
Lira
short name op, extra fancy pls
>>705191999
milkdude
Ayy white knight fans gave me even more reasons to die
>only friend was distant because of my reluctance to go to therapy
>heard my mum yell at me to give her the gun
>hung up
>now I have nobody
>quit job because fuck that
Thanks /b/
>>705183345
How are you not arrested yet?
kek, I told on you to your mommy. Get better son.
>>705184097
I was not for your personal life getting probed by /b/, by the way. I was just hoping you'd shoot yourself.
>>705184097
Ive done much worse than this and only barely been arrested a few times.
>>705183345
Here's a thought, how about you go to fuckin' therapy and sort out your shit.
Drawthread
Smile and aspirations gone edition
/r/ no circlejerking
>>705188477
/r/ no requests
>>705188535
then why have a draw thread. we're better off never having them anymore
>>705188704
I know you're a drawfag. Leave if you dont want to be here.
>>705188704
Why have a drawthread if you're not allowed to have fun with others.
