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I know a lot of people joke around on here about killing themselves, but I'm seriously considering it tonight. I've been fantasizing about it for years, and I think I'm at the end of my rope... wow, that wasn't intended... I've been drinking, my wife just went to bed and I really feel like I'm going to do it. I have some cord in the basement and I can rig it up and do it and that would be it. Can anyone convince me not to do it? I really don't know what to think anymore. I'm afraid that my son will never forgive me, but I just can't imagine living for one more day. If I decide to go through with it, I want to thank all of you tards for the laughs over the years. I'm going to drink some more and then do the deed. Whatever. Fuck it.
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>>707128674
What is your reason for wanting to die?
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Can you see a doctor, get some drugs? Might help, might not. Might as well try that first. Death is permanent.
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>>707128883
I think I'm really going to. I've had a note written up for a couple of weeks explaining to my son that this has nothing to do with him, but that I'm just ready to die. I mean, what's the point of living anyways? I'm going to die someday. Why not tonight. Fuck it...right?
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Please don't. It actually, really can get better, and stay that way. It takes time and work but it's possible to enjoy life again. I promise it's true. I really hope you reconsider.

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ITT: post your career, salary, and age.

Rules: real careers only, no hourly job bullshit.

I'll start

>Head Assistant Manager at Wendy's
>18k plus quarterly bonus and tips
>37
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>>707133155
>lying thread
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>>707133155
>real careers only
>Head Assistant Manager at Wendy's

Kekd
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>>707133305
GTFO hourly scum
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>>707133415
You gonna post your career or what? Or are you an entry level hourly piece of shit?

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roll
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rooooollin
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>>707134205
Roll Roll Roll RUHOLE
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777 pls
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>>707134205
rool

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Faces and rates
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>>707137872
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>>707137872
That handwriting is shit scratch
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>>707138204
yea
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God tier wallpapers
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>>707139146
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SCP thread

The last three numbers of your post is the number of the SCP you will face

How fucked are you?
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>>707137858
So it seems that i must face a gas cloud which reverts gravity upon contact.

Seems like im fucked
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>>707137858
Most of the time it's foreknowledge that determines how fucked you are.
You could be locked in a room with SCP 096, but if you knew that all you had to do was not look at his face you'd be fine.
But accidentally catch one glance, and you're screwed.
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>>707137858
Rolling
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Boop

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you know what you have to do
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roll
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rollin'
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rulen
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Why not?

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Drawthread stop dicking around
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If you're taking requests:

Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before

Please and thank you. God bless.
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>>707124958
>snake lady
>
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Can somebody add that black bar rich people have on their top hat to pic related?

But make it dark gray/exact same color as his pants, buttons and cane stick, please?

Will reply to myself with example of the black bar
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>>ey bb lemme succ dat dic

Oh what? You mean this thing? Totally 100% legit, yup yup. grew it myself, you know, just like everybody else, youknowwhamsayin

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Loli Marathon 2016

lvl 31
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All of you people who think it's possible for the earth to be round are sheep.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you're a faggot
Bonus protip: you can't
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OMG the bait is out in force tonight, that picture is not taken up high enough, try another 18 miles dipshit.
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>>707133838
Great argument.
Have you been 18 miles above the earth?
If so why don't you post your proof then?
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>>707133596
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>>707133596

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>707122137

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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wew faggots take forever to make breads

>>707133626
shinoa please
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Erica claimed

>>707134582
>rabbit
What that?

>>707135311
Burn
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>>707133073
M16 is superior to the Galil
M16
>range of up to 3,600 m
>can carry max 100 rounds
>has a maximum of 950 rounds/min on cyclic
>only 2/1000 shots fired malfunction
Galil IMI
>only 750 rounds/min
>range is up to 500m
>only up to 65 rounds ammo capicity
>design is ripoff of RK62
>niggers use them but call them R4s
>steals from M1 Garand
>got abandoned by the IDF for the superior M16
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Continued from last thread

Alright /b you decide what happens in this world.

Dubs choose = Minor event
Trips choose = Major event
Quads choose = Anything
Example: They build a blacksmith

Top left corner shows:
Population, Food, Wood and stone

DAY 6
>>707132199
6 Arabs arrive with a wagon from the south

>>707132566
A man loses 10 ribs, 10 women were born.

There are too many people, there is no more food, people don't have a place to stay so build 2 tents from the wagon cover.
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>>707136198
ok so where are muh ponies
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rerlolling for donald trump dictatorship
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where is nuclear explosion?
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>>707136555
RIP

Alright /b/, what's the best western ever made?

For me, it's >pic related
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Best Western is a fucking hotel
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>>707124233
Westerns are stupid.
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>>707124233
Unforgiven

>>>>last western to win an Oscar
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good bad ugly

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hhhh
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OP sponsored by Subby.
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GO TO BED.
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Nah nigga that's Smash 64.
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i do nothing but live in subby's shadow

Gun thread - post what you have. Pic related.
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>>707126659

Handguns - just a SAM Longslide in .45acp. Looking to hook up a Ruger GP100 6" stainless shortly.

Long guns - several
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>>707126659
i can grab a pic of a gun from the internet if you want or i could just post my pellet gun
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>>707126973
Its not like you have to actually take a pic of your piece, nigger
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Sig P250 and S&W 910.

Are my /b/rothers ready for Trump to be president?
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>>707135477
next joke pls
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>>707135477
Ready for all the butthurt libs
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MAGA
A
G
A
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>>707135603
hillary shill, how does it feel that youre gonna loose and all the "supporters" you have are fake.

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post a country and the reason why you would want it off the eart. If you get dubs i delete the country off the map until we have only 10 countries left
those 10 countries will be officially the best countries ever
>reasons for why you want the country to disappear not mandatory but appreciated
esrdtfyguhij
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Canada because fuck Canadians.
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Rerolling for Canada.
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Peru die already, they are as shitty as bolivia
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>>707137779
close, rerolling

The great loli marathon of 2016:
Level 30, the loli strikes back
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Well about 6 days ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit 40 billion dollars from my faggot uncle who molested me when I was a kid. After a good amount of legal and signing papers and shit...its official, I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging me for shit last time, so roll trips and 50k is yours, just leave your Paypal.

Lets do this....
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this thread again....
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paypal [email protected] drop some for me and my daughter :3
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Tripppps
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Choke it

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Was the October surprise some raunchy locker room banter between two guys?
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>>707121171
Fearless Leader hasn't ordered any drone strikes against Assange.
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>>707121330
Assange is basically a left wing lunatic who spends his day in a spanish speaking embassy. Why would he?
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>>707121458

You are either with America or you are with the terrorists.
Assange and Russia have decided they are not with America
They have decided to be with the terrorists.
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>>707121171
They have more dirt on him.
It will not be pretty.

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