Last thread 404'd. What's the most depraived sexual thing you've ever done.
>Had dog lick my ass while I jerked off.
Jerked off in class in Jr. and High School all the time.
Jerked off in public multiple times, made sure joggers saw me.
Came on a pre-teen girls coat in a movie theatre.
Jerked off on cam for a 14 year old multiple times.
Bought said 14 year old a vibratior.
Had phone sex with her dozens and dozens of times.
Got head from her four times.
Ate her pussy three times. I was 22 at the time.
bumping this thread. im going to hell for sure now.
That's some serious shit you've got here, my worst is more or less fapping on a teacher, but I'm still quit young, I've got the time to do weird stuff
>>682972763
Op here, I'm 36 but most of this stuff happened between ages 12 and 25. Although i was 32 when I came on the little girls coat she hung over the back of the movie seat.
>>682972763
MODS
What is happening here?
you're kissing your daddy goodnight
the gentleman on the right is licking the butthole of the gentleman on the left....he is tossing his salad if you will...eating the starfish
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>>682973985
human centipede
>>682973985
Is that Moot?
What's the spookiest shit that's happened to you or someone you know or are related to?
Let's tell stories, anons
>be me
>sitting at home
>parents go to store
>home alone for few hours
>woohoo.wmv
>decide to dust computer
>In between sprays hear whispering
>turn to see what it was
>my cat scares the shit outta me
>everything is good
>finish dusting
>get back to pc
>suddenly my cat starts going fucking crazy
>hissing at doorway
>go out to check
>hear whispering behind me again
>pc turns off
>pic related
>>682966737
Pretty scary stuff mang
>>682966737
Come to think of it, the pc turning off was probably because I didn't close the case properly, but the whispering I don't really know...
sTILL pRETY SPOOPY
>>682966737
the the cat killed its self whyyyyyyyyyy *sob sob*
Bikini tribute thread.
>>682962443
Would love to see someone do the girl in the blue/green
bump. kinda of neat idea.
seen a print much like this around that i can't find, anyone know where i could possibly look?
>>682974271
look no further my friend.
>>682974906
This is the ONE! noice
Who are you voting for on November 8 and why?
anyone but crooked Hillary
not voting
>Who?
Trump
>Why?
To piss people off
Andrew WK.
OBRISKI, JENNIFER
7 ROSEWOOD DR
MILLTOWN, NJ,
Dear god, what is that? An open wound? I've never seen such a horrid sight in my life.
>>682974879
That's pretty fucking rough, friend.
>>682974879
got more?
>>682974879
I'm done with life now, thx.
>name my band
Playing tomorrow night
>I'm that Eggy teen on the left
Jared from Statefarms
>>682971418
Which one, the 15-year-old moot or the Miley Cyrus tranny?
>>682971418
Daddy Bought Me a Les Paul
Question for OP.
Have you actually heard Never Say Die, or are you just wearing it to be cool?
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the cover art, right now.
Can someone please explain to me why people are voting for this person?
Are they aware of the FBI investigation?
Are they aware that she won't release the transcripts of her speeches?
Every time I post in a thread asking some Hillary supporter these questions they never respond. Why is that?
How the fuck is she getting votes?
Cuz she paid Trump to run in order to scare everyone into voting for her
Are you aware of the alternative?
If the fbi was after her shed be done. shes good whatever i sure as ballld aint putting trump, if that dude wins next election im going kanye all the way
SJW that s how
>>682967673
This is a meme. Provide some kind of source if you can.
>>682967792
Yes I am aware of the alternative. I'd rather vote for that than someone who is literally blatantly lying, pandering, and deceiving the American people.
>>682967818
How can they be so blind?
Creepshot thread!
took today
Any OC?
Feet thread? Feet thread.
Here's my favorite.
>>682964284
You have good taste anon. She has really nice feet
Mmmmm suck those toes
>>682964284
Any more of this girl?
>be me
>be dat boi
o shit waddup
o shit waddup
Hi, /b/
It's been a LONG time since I was here, we're talking 5+ years, but the advice I need is here.
Always been a big stoner, we're talking bongs every day, never been a big coke man though. Done some at parties and shit, never been in charge of the dose.
What I have here is .5 of dotty, what's a good amount for a guy to just combine with a nice bong of green and talk bollocks over a stream with?
kill yourself drug addict
Take it all, bro.
>>682971927
Depends on the potency. Just do a small bump of the coca using the corner of a credit card, and take 1-2 tokes.
ITT: Bitch niggaz
You know what to do. pictureswap.org
Post results.
bump
>>682959847
more of this chick?
Nice one
It's simple: the post with no replies wins.
>>682973228
you lose nigger
>>682973496
so do you white boipussy fag
>>682973496
so do you
Sup /b/ evading perm ban from my phone, whats up
how's life on the other side?
>>682974437
Cancer
what u ban for
>>682975715
Yeah what did you get b& for?
Alright /b/:
We´re all in a plane that is falling into the ground. There´s an engine problem and we´re irremediably going to die.
What are your last words?
"I´m just glad I´m taking you all fuckers with me. I love you."
>>682968945
fuck her in the pussy
>>682969018
Faggot
>>682968945
Can i take a milky coffee please?
My nuts got really big last year. Like from normal to extra large egg big. I'm scared to go see a doctor.
Any doctors here
when was the last time you masturbated
Testicular cancer
Check for lumps, if you find any, head to the doctor.
>>682971370
i am no doctor - go to a doctor. might be cancer.
>>682971370
Both of mine are like that too. Congrats on being a one shot Daddy maker bro.
Okay /b/, I have a rather weird request:
Does anyone have a jif or video of a guy with his dick in a sealed sodastream bottle while carbonation the fluid inside?
I ask because rule 34.
Now I want to see it.
>>682974910
>jif
How the fuck would someone get their dick inside a sealed bottle while carbonating it? Unless he cut it off and put it in the bottle beforehand.
Obvious bait is obvious.
Can rule 34 deliver?
Woof
>Profiting of the loli crisis edition
grand
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