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Hi, /b/
It's been a LONG time since I was here, we're talking 5+ years, but the advice I need is here.
Always been a big stoner, we're talking bongs every day, never been a big coke man though. Done some at parties and shit, never been in charge of the dose.
What I have here is .5 of dotty, what's a good amount for a guy to just combine with a nice bong of green and talk bollocks over a stream with?
kill yourself drug addict
Take it all, bro.
>>682971927
Depends on the potency. Just do a small bump of the coca using the corner of a credit card, and take 1-2 tokes.
ITT: Bitch niggaz
>>682972926
Cheers brother.
Just cleaned out a bong before you posted that, gonna enjoy a little corner right now.
To your health, sir.
You know what to do. pictureswap.org
Post results.
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>>682959847
more of this chick?
Nice one
It's simple: the post with no replies wins.
>>682973228
you lose nigger
>>682973496
so do you white boipussy fag
>>682973496
so do you
>>682973641
So do I
Sup /b/ evading perm ban from my phone, whats up
how's life on the other side?
>>682974437
Cancer
what u ban for
>>682975715
Yeah what did you get b& for?
>>682975715
>>682976098
Cheese Pizza
Alright /b/:
We´re all in a plane that is falling into the ground. There´s an engine problem and we´re irremediably going to die.
What are your last words?
"I´m just glad I´m taking you all fuckers with me. I love you."
>>682968945
fuck her in the pussy
>>682969018
Faggot
>>682968945
Can i take a milky coffee please?
>>682968945
The plane just becomes a glider and can still go pretty far OP, and if it is a multi engine plane it can run on one engine. Source: I am a pilot.
My nuts got really big last year. Like from normal to extra large egg big. I'm scared to go see a doctor.
Any doctors here
when was the last time you masturbated
Testicular cancer
Check for lumps, if you find any, head to the doctor.
>>682971370
i am no doctor - go to a doctor. might be cancer.
>>682971370
Both of mine are like that too. Congrats on being a one shot Daddy maker bro.
Wait, nuts aren't normally that big? Mine have always been like that.
Okay /b/, I have a rather weird request:
Does anyone have a jif or video of a guy with his dick in a sealed sodastream bottle while carbonation the fluid inside?
I ask because rule 34.
Now I want to see it.
>>682974910
>jif
How the fuck would someone get their dick inside a sealed bottle while carbonating it? Unless he cut it off and put it in the bottle beforehand.
Obvious bait is obvious.
Can rule 34 deliver?
I would like to see this GIF too.
Woof
>Profiting of the loli crisis edition
grand
God tier extreme metal albums? Basically anything that falls under Black Metal, Death Metal, Blackend Death Metal, War Metal you get it, just post what ya like.
>>682972057
Nah niggah
>>682963463
Ruin this edgy niggers thread
>>682963463
I just broke up with my girlfriend, who I still love so much. I just coudn't handle, that she had a boyfriend before me, who she loved just as much.
A "I love you" means so little, when you're not the only person she'll tell that.
I hope you guys get what I mean.
Is there anyone with the same issue. Love is so impure. I never want a girlfriend again. Fuck sex, even though I love it, this amount of suffering everyday, thinking about her fucking other dudes behind my back, is not worth it.
Share some stories. Also general feels thread.
You're fucking stupid and you're going to regret it
>>682973902
I thought about this for 3 months now. I won't regret it. She is mad, though. And she has the right to be. But, oh well. I'll forget her one day.
Being heartbroken is part of the game, if you can't handle it, don't play.
Try to get better, once you will be able to take such hits, you WILL enjoy every part of relationships
>>682974598
I know, this is why I won't play for now.
The thing is that she didn't even do shit and she is fucking loyal, but still - the feeling that SOME DAY or at one point of her life she will love someone else makes me so mad.
Idk why, but I'm out of this relationshop crap
As someone who was dumped although they did nothing wrong (her words, not mine) seeing you throw away a relationship for such a stupid reason makes me cringe at your stupidity
more bikinis
>>682967898
>>682968028
>>682968317
moar
>Behind every porn movie there is a girl with pain and broken dreams
How can you fap to porn knowing that you're basically fapping to rape?
>>682958400
I fap to Bailey Jay
>>682958400
oh
it's *this* thread again
>>682958400
She is overjoyed you retard
Anyone else attracted to Malia Obama?
No.
>>682972022
You know that's a man right ?
yes. I want her 14 or 16 year old incarnation on my cock. All the time. Only nigger I would ever have sex with, instead of rape.
>>682972022
fuck no
What have you fags been arrested for?
>sell weed for a couple years
>a little blow on the side
>shitty neighbor kids steal my WiFi
>order a pizza online
>beat up pizza dude and take his money
>cops get address from ISP
>show up with warrant and get me for everything
>most bullshit ever
>drunkenly pulled a cops shirt only got arrested (no charge)
>possession of 6.9g of weed ($100 fine)
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public (assult on an officer 1 year probation and ~$2000 fine)
>also got pulled over riding a motorcycle without the proper papers and/or helmet a bunch of times
>>682971005
Unsecured Wifi. I hope they lock you up
and throw away the key faggot.
>>682971551
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public
Say what
>>682971551
try throwing blood on a cop in texas. give you 5 years for that shit. but you are clearly from california, thw state that has given up.
>>682972737
I just can't figure out what you were doing and why it happened lol
Elyssa Davila thread... Can OP deliver please?
>>682973038
how did this happen? ex boyfriend leaked them?
>>682973038
go post in that group
Those breasts tho...
>>682973478
don't know man, she has a certificate of baptism with her name on the wall and someone found her fb and her number (281) 337-9099
what happened to previous threads?
What was the name of your elementary school?
Fløng skole
>>682974153
inb4 Sandy Hook
Eisenhower
>>682974153
I had the unfortunate pre-teen years of spendibg my time in a communstic redneck prudish school. Full of the scummiest and dumbest people you've ever seen. Seriously they were worse than Hitler.
>>682974153
underage b&
Help me /b/
I went all alpha and don't know what the hell I'm doing. What do i say next?
I'll show you how to take it
>>682969321
send her boner
>>682969555
Checked
Order her around dipshit, like an alpha would. Just command and conquer, pretend she is a slave. Also make her work towards a goal (your satisfaction) to fullfill that need she has. Also post wins
>>682969321
You'll take it in every hole I want you to.
Also show her feet, you fairy.
Trips gets her pics.
Care to roll?
inb4 chris hansen
trips and you don't post
>>682965096
Boom
>>682965737
Roll
>>682965761
Omg
Another loli thread, prepare your cancer /b/
